Bun

My name is Sarah. I'm 22 years old. I have a wonderful baby boy named Aaron. I have a loving boyfriend. I'm happy :)

[momsooon]

Love doing my makeup 😍

[biggucciomar1]

Bitches be postin dog snapchat filter everyday n still not know how 2 suck dick

[niggasandcomputers]

🤔🤔🤔🤔

[nahel-argama-deactivated2016051]

[dismalchant]

[taylulz]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via b_flex14)

[creepsandcrawlers]

WHY IS THEIR GRANDPA SO JACKED WHO DID THIS

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[fuckboyzuko]

Um… how the fuck is there a lure on an unreachable pokestop? Like, I’m watching this thing, and there are no boats near it. Why is there a stop even out there?

[fuckboyzuko]

I mean, I have a kayak at home. I could go get it and paddle out there just to see what the deal is. Is it worth it?

[fuckboyzuko]

I AM FUCKING DOING THIS.

[fuckboyzuko]

I am literally sitting here in a kayak catching pokemon, and I still can’t figure out how someone got a lure on this pokestop. It’s just me out here, no other boats, like what the hell. People on the shore are staring at me. I can feel them judging me for actually paddling out to this pokestop. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.

[fuckboyzuko]

When I got back to the shore, a guy asked me if he could borrow my kayak to get the pokestop, and now I’m charging people $10 a pop to use it.

[jemthecrystalgem]

What a time to be alive

[memewhore]

[thekwikemart]

someone in my activity felt like this scene deserved a video post and i absolutely agree

[no-chill-at-all]

[ablackgirldaydreaming]

Yea

[tittytaytay]

same

[chiyana]

load up the playlist and spend the days writing and…praying

[video-hall-of-fame]

1 year!

[chief0keefe]

[mizworldofrandom]

[sarahseeandersen]

Forgive me.

[specta-a-deactivated20180419]

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

4 word horror story

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

[imhangingwhataboutyou]

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

[pajamazam]

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

this dick

[mitochondrionion]

It’s not even 4 words???

[crocodylia]

You know what’s heartbreaking? Having a friend turn to you excitedly asking, “Britney spears came out with new music? Have you heard it, is it any good??” And having to be the one to tell them that it’s literally shite.

[may]

the only thing heartbreaking about this is that you would lie to your friend like that

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[howyougetthefangirl-deactivated]

I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was following you and taking pictures of you” and then they walked home with me and that one guy stopped following me and hONESTLY THIS IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR