My life is a series of terrible decisions

[monessmonster]

Why doesn't imdb use the Facebook facial recognition technology so that you just point the camera at a face and it tells you who it is? Like shazaam for celebrities.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Shouldn’t Pro-lifers have to celebrate the day their parents had sex and not their birthdays, since they believe life begins at conception?

[monessmonster]

The upfield line is a lot less depressing when you pretend that the half dead heroin addicts are actually infected with the zombie virus and we are about to enter a zombie apocalypse and I have to start preparing my arsenal and escape plan

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

#preach

i’m fucked because none of my passions are going to yield financially stable careers and i’m not hot enough to be a trophy wife