this is going to be gay as hell

Eli. 21. He.

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[nocctem]

*starts song over because I wasn’t enjoying it hard enough*

[tsyhere]

do you ever feel EXTRA touch starved like you’re just laying around and suddenly it’s just If I Do Not Experience Affection Right Now I Will Die And That Is A Promise

[metaangelz]

anyways good night i’m gonna go indulge in my unrealistic romantic fantasies until i fall asleep

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets

[nyxandshion]

Sometimes I Open the Fridge For Me - the thrilling sequel

[i-will-go-down-with-these-feels]

Just Because I Walk With A Plate It Doesn’t Mean It’s For You - the shocking conclusion to the trilogy

[piecesolvingapuzzle-deactivated]

Y’all don’t want that pretty girl to stomp on you, you want a long and drawn out sword fight with flirty banter. Quit saying you want her to hit you with a truck, you want her to do The Thing where she gently lifts your chin with her sword while your heart pounds out of your chest and at the end when she has you pinned against the wall with her blade to your throat, you want a heartrending confession with hissed declarations of your undying affection and for her to finally throw her weapon to the side and pull you into a passionate yet tender kiss. Stop lying.

[sonofkrabkrab]

I think Op might be projecting a bit

[piecesolvingapuzzle-deactivated]

You shut your mouth right this minute

[heroicmlm]

lgbt+ culture is being touch starved but so unused to human contact that you don’t know how to properly react to or initiate it

[cirrates]

“this character is trans because I’m trans and I like them” is a power move but “this character is cis because I’m trans and I don’t like them” is an even bigger power move

[nunjournal]

we would be so lost without garlic

[cassandracalin]

We did it!

[plutos-salty-ass]

[valtsv]

[swarnpert]

master has passed dobby the blunt

[yoonswife]

me whenever i look at everyone: why am i the only ugly person

[slaydrienne8]

you ever meet someone and get that “I could love you” feeling?? like you don’t know them well enough yet to actually love them but they are incredibly your type and you vibe with them so hard and you know you could??

[20th-centuryghost]

when you return to an old fandom after a long time and remember your favorite character(s)

[damnskippies-archive]

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[damnskippies-archive]

@scratchoffticket im sorry but this is the funniest fucking thing anyone has added to this post thank you addfahdufkgsag