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MonsterAmongCashton (ao3) masterlist

[sadistmichael]

ashton is just…good. he is so kind and patient, and makes an effort to share with us and give us love through what he loves. he’s passionate. he gives everything he can and he manages to smile while doing it. that is one of the many reasons why i love him. i just appreciate that so much. probably more than he’ll ever know.

[monsteramongcashton]

time to delve in to the world where Ashton is in a jail and Calum is a kinky jailer, kinda, go figure

[monsteramongcashton]

When do you think Cashton is gonna come out?!? I was thinking next year because of the tweet Ashton did saying he was already planning things for next year.

Tough question, cause I recently found out about Ashton’s tweet about planning next year, as in probably a lot of hours after he tweeted it, (I don’t go on twitter a lot these days cause it’s mentally taxing) but I can guess a few dates? 1) & 2) either of their bdays. I don’t think  I really have to elaborate on why I think so. 3) is the day 5sos became a 4-piece. That’s a huge milestone. 4) is probs on their anniversary day? Ik not a lot of people, myself included, don’t really see when the lines cross between being two really close affection friends to being lovers, but it can be the day they verbally, physically called each other boyfriends. (or partners, idk, only Luke seems to be outwardly femme but who tf knows how it is in their private lives.) 5) is legit the epicentre of this blog: their wedding anniversary. We know around certain time period they became extra husbands-y but legit no one knows if they did get married in secret (like one of my upcoming fics oops wink wink), there’s gotta be a date that only the husbands and Muke would know, yeah? ofc, there’re other dates that I can consider like the day one of them came out (Troye Sivan style, ig) to their family and friends, but who. knows.

send me Cashton related questions if ya want xxx

[monsteramongcashton]

My aesthetics

Ashton spanking Calum’s butt and Calum responding with a “spank me again”

[halcyonnhood]

Michael’s voice suits the whole pop punk/punk rock genre and honestly, im a lil disappointed that they aren’t using it to its full potential. I’m also just sad that they aren’t really in the alternative scene anymore

[cashton-network]

Still so funny

[monsteramongcashton]

I know this sounds like a shitty excuse but I honestly have damn clue how to follow back on my side blogs on my phone. It just says I'm already following your blog if we're mutuals on my Muke blog. I AM SORRY I APPRECOATE ALL OF YOU LIKE I DON'T USUALLY GET 60 FOLLOWERS ON A BLOG OR ANY SOCIAL MEDIA ACC SO I'M EXTRA GRATEFUL. I JUST DK HOW TO USE MY APPS. ty

[monsteramongcashton]

I'm not the most knowledgeable regarding the biblical texts, but some things just made me rethink Best Friend's chorus. "Through heaven and high water" just stuck out like a black sheep in a herd of white ones. It's not a well-kept secret that Noah's Ark was built to preserve each species from the big flood that ended the world in the bible. "High water" can easily mean water level that rose from a warer source and overflowed. Now, heaven can be just a way to say "after death". Combine these two and that particular part of the chorus, we can see very similar to "til death do us part". Hm, I wonder where the fuck you say that vow.

[monsteramongcashton]

Urban dictionary says ‘Ashton’ means a person with a big heart, no wonder

[monsteramongcashton]

i can’t decide between a super kinky Cashton smut scene and an ultimately kinky Cashton smut scene

[alexallthetime]

x

[cliffordsbye]

jesus fucking christ stop buying instruments for the boys when they don’t need them!!!!

[ihavea1dbloghelp]

story of my life just came on at the airport and i jerked my head upright so violently and im just wondering is there ever gonna be a point in my life where hearing a 1d song in public isnt like hearing a fucking dog whistle???? i want to be free  

[spidderboy]

get you someone that loves you as much as calum loves ashton (x)

[thatdorkyreject]

Muke makes my heart grow

[michael-loves-chickens]

I’m sorry but I stan Ashton Irwin so fucking much.

[blue-skies-are-alright]

I stan Ashton Irwin so fucking much too.

[ashtoniwir]

someone really asked Ashton at soundcheck today if he ever found out what baby tadpoles are and he said this is my worst nightmare 200 people laughing at me and Michael said he doesn’t really know baby fish? and Ashton was like no they’re baby frogs and Michael was trying to figure how tadpoles turned into frogs and Ashton goes metamorphosis?