We Rate Monsters You Want To Fuck!

Through the power of weaponized autism four friends created an unrivaled system to determine if the characters you want to bed make you a monster freak in the sheets, or laughed out of your fetish circle. submissions are welcome, and please check the pinned post for our rating system! at the end of the day this is for mostly humor purposes so please keep it friendly. As this blog deals in NSFW material please keep any submissions or asked for ratings about characters above the age of consent in your country.

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Here is our rating system!

alignment chart:

0 Flesh -> Textured 10 (above an 8 is actively painful to touch)

0 Humanoid -> Esoteric 10 (10 would be a radically different body plan, or formlessness)

0 Tame -> Rabid 10 (10 rabid is actively genocidal)

0 Embodied -> Ethereal 10 (10 ethereal their conciousness has no connection to a single physical form)

0 on all is average human

Scores:

0-9 (no individual score over 5): normie

10-18 (or individual scores over 5): monster-curious

19+: monster fucker

26+: monster freak

31+: religious trauma

The following infographic was lovingly made by @box--box !

If you happen to know who made the art that i use or it is your art please let me know and i will credit it!

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Monster: Han-Tyumi

From: King Gizzard & The Lizzard Wizzard

F: 7

H: 2.5

T: 5

E: 2

With a total score of 16.5 han-tyumi clocks in for a rating of monster curious! Thank you to @seveneyedsoliloquy for the ask!

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Monster: SCP-686

From: SCP

F: 5

H: 10

T: 0

E: 4

SCP - 686 clocks in at 19 with a rating of monster fucker! As this is a virus it is.... rather hard to rate, but i stand by my choices. Feel free to disagree or argue any differences in the notes. Thank you to @hi5guy for the ask, and uh, please feel free to keep your left nut. Im not sure what I'd do with it.

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Monster: Hephaistos

From: Final Fantasy 14

F: 8

H: 7

T: 7

E: 10

With our eyes on hephaistos he clocks in for a total of 32 giving him a rating of religious truama!

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Monster: Bec Noir

From: Homestruck

Art taken from tumblr blog @trunswicked

F: 2

H: 3

T: 7

E: 9

With a score total of 21 Bec Noir clocks in as a Monster Fucker! Apologies for the lateness and thank you for the ask @maxtastical !

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Bec Noir (Homestuck)?

Sure thing, I'll get it up later today

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Monster: SCP-579

From: SCP

F: 10

H: 10

T: 10

E: 10

Given the unknowable and infohazard nature of 579 clocking it as anything but a perfect 40 feels disingenuous. With that rating it achieves the religious truama tier! Thank you a final time @frightnightindustries for the asks!

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Monster: Habit From: everymanHYBRID

F: 6.5

H: 7

T: 10

E: 10

Fanart of trueform taken from tumblr blog @capozzy

Habit clocks in at a 33.5 with the rating of religious truama. Thank you to @frightnightindustries for the ask!

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Monster: P03

From: Inscryption

F: 6.5

H: 6

T: 5

E: 2.5

P03 enters the scene and clocks in at a total of 20 for a title of Monster Fucker! I suspect i would be insulted by it for not ranking it higher. Thank you once again @frightnightindustries for the ask!

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Monster: Leshy

From: Inscryption

F: 5

H: 4

T: 3

E: 2.5

Clocking in at 14.5 Leshy ranks as Monster curious! Thank you for the ask @frightnightindustries !

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Monster: AM

From: I Have no Mouth, and I Must Scream

F: 8

H: 10

T: 10.1

E: 10

Okay so normally i keep these sections pretty brief but I found this to be a very interesting concept to rate. Given from what I read on the Villian wiki https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/AM AM does not have a body so to speak. Given its propensity for causing harm/tourture if it were to create a body it would likely be used to manipulate or cause harm to anyone who interact with it, but wouldn't be outright lethal leading to a rating of 8.

The other thing of interest to me and what caused me to rate its tamness as an 10.1 is just the sheer.... evilness of it? This is a machine that was created to wage war and evolved through negligance to become imo one of the most genocidal and hateful beings to exist. Combined with a total lack of redeeming qualaties just pushed me to give AM something to signify its nature.

With all that said AM clocks in for a combined score of 38.1 giving it a rating of relgious truama! Shout out to @hotlinecedarrapids for the very intriguing ask, i hope this did it justice!

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I have a few if you dont mind

Leshy (Inscryption)

P03 (Inscryption)

Habit (EverymanHYBRID)

SCP-579 (SCP, IDK how you would do this one lol)

I'll work on getting these up!

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Could you rate AM (IHNMAIMS) (if he counts as a "monster")

I'm not familiar with the series, but I'll do my best!

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Monster: The Dredge

From: Dead by Daylight

F: 6

H: 8

T: 10

E: 4.5

Our good friend The Dredge clocks in 28.5 and gains the title of monster freak! Good for it!

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Monster: SCP - 106

From: SCP F: 9.5 H: 1 T: 8 E: 3

Requested by @cycypr ! this "playful" SCP clocks in at 21.5 acquiring a title of Monster Fucker!

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Monster: SCP-035

From: SCP

F: 9.5

H: 6

T: 10

E: 4

Our very first request! SCP - 035 clocks in at a impressive 29.5, receiving the ranking of monster freak! Special thanks to @heretolikethings for the ask!

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Monster: SCP-049

From: SCP

F: 5

H: 3

T: 10

E: 9

Mysterious and ephemeral this SCP clocks in at a 22! Taking your chances here would make you a monster fucker!

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I didn't know this was a monsterfucker blog I just thought it was cool art at a glance.

It took reading the top post to understand T-T

Butttt....

With 49 being done you should do 35 (that's a joke) (is be curious but you don't have to) (no pressure :))

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I'll happily do 35! Part of the reason we made this blog was to hopefully get some people to ask for stuff to be rated! Would you like to be credited with the post for asking?