y i k e s !!!

Be vigilant, my brothers.

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The dawning look of horror on a Karen's face when they realize I don't work at Target, I'm just wearing red.

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the vibe's been slaughtered

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"the bravery of an idiot is bravery nonetheless."

is so fucking CHOICE

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jesus died for our CECILIA

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i had a joke about the simpsons but

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Breaking News: God in fact DOES stay in Heaven due to fear of what he's created.

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Long time no meme.

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Imagine the fucking power move of wearing earplugs at a concert.

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Me: *Crying in the shower*

Murderer: *Pulls back curtain* You okay, bruh?

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Profile pics of the boot bros.

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It's all about energy.

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I don't have an excuse.

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I just realized that I never posted this.

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In English we don't say "She has a large chest."

We say,

"she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers."

And I think that's beautiful.

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Y'all better add The Woods into the list of spooky content you watch this season.