SEE YOU IN DISNEYLAND!!

indie horror oc written by mama maddie est jan 2010. remade aug 2017

[desnos]

[gangsters-wife]

[jess-woods-deactivated20160802]

moss girl

[invisiblestories]

[isamonsterx]

well, i’m think it’s best for me to go mobile for now. watch some tv and relax since i got a long two days a head of me. twelve hour shifts—…day shift.

[voidcrown-blog1]

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[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

Sexual tension sentence starters

as requested by anon. note: some of these work better if one of the muses is pushed up against a wall

Angry

“Make me.”

“I dare you.”

“Bite me.”

“You think you can just run that pretty mouth of yours whenever you want?!”

“Wanna bet?”

“If you complain that it’s hot one more time, I’m going to give you a reason to sweat.”

“Prove it.”

“What’s in it for me?”

“If you bite your lip one more time, I’m going to do it for you.”

“Oh, well fuck me, then.”

“Shut up!”

“Yell at me again, and I’ll give you a real reason to scream.”

Flirty

“I wish we weren’t out in public…”

“Wow, you’re really strong.”

“Wanna go for a ride?”

“You sure can’t keep your hands to yourself…”

“Ah, I think I need a new bed.”

“Can you help me with my tie?” / “Can you zip up my dress for me?”

“You have really nice fingers…”

“Are we going downtown?”

“You should come by my place…I’ll give you the grand tour.”

“That outfit looks good on you. But, you’d also look good without the outfit.”

“What do you wear to bed?”

Awkward

“Do you have to eat it like that?”

“Uhm–t-those shorts look tight–”

“Hey, stop biting your lip…”

“Wha–is that a banana in your pocket?”

“You’re standing a little close to me…”

“Hey–you’ve got a little something on your face–”

“My keys are in my pocket. Can you get them for me?”

“Help me find the D? I mean, the variable–i-it’s math…”

“I just wanna grab your bu–hand. Grab your hand.”

“*purely staring at (muse name)’s lips*”

[monstermadex]

biirdbone:

                “Us girls, April. We gotta stick together.”   Emma sighs, maybe she’s a little bitter at being neglected in her hour of need. Feeling like a common cold could kill her now that her immortality has been stripped away and any man she’d ever invested time in seems to have vanished off the face of the earth.   “At least you know a gay guy can’t break your heart.” 

            “hell ya’, we do! i’ve been super lonely so i mean---...” mainly because she feels the intense need to hide any chance she gets. she goes to work and she hides in her apartment after talking to penny on the nearest pay phone. muriel was taking care of her this week because of april’s late night shifts. couldn’t find a babysitter. “god, i wouldn’t be surprised if it still happened,”

[monstermadex]

crossworn:

                 ❝  …. –  i’m  bigger  than  you  are.  ❞  not  arguing  that  she  shouldn’t  be  here.  she  knows  she  shouldn’t,  swear  to  god  it  feels  like  there  are  eyes  watching  her,  tracing  every  step.  it  makes  her  skin  crawl,  but  she’s  got  to  find  out  where  richie  went.  ❝  no,  i….  i’ve  got  a  job  already.  ❞  does  robbing  banks  count  as  a  job,  kate,  really ?  ❝  i’m  just  tryin  to  find  my  friend,  i  lost  him.  ❞

             “ya’ but i could probably break ya’ arm with my bare hands,” a simple shrug of her shoulders as if what had just come out of her mouth wasn’t terrifying and unusual. “well, ‘m glad ‘cause some seedy strip club would pick up a young buck like ya’ and just start tossin’ ya’ body ta’ the highest bidder,” tongue clicks on the roof of her mouth. “not a very good friend ta’ lose ya’,”

[monstermadex]

bestvictim:

       “THEN YOU BETTER do so.”  alright, that’s a bit of a falsity.  they have heard it before, but it’s been a while.  “but, to be fair, i’m like a four on a good day.”

             “okay! ‘m callin’ bullshit! have ya’ looked at ya’self in the mirror!” hands fly upwards as if this was such an annoying thing! her hands are planted on her hips now, left hip cocking out as she peered up at the other. “like---....have ya’ seen ya’ bone structure? like, damn mama. that’s some good shit,”

[monstermadex]

prcphesiied:

              green eyes track the demon, the process of making tea something she can do in her sleep. literally. there’s a mug set in front of the demon, allowing the witch to crouch in front of her. “do i gotta kick somebody’s arse? send ‘em a message?” she’s mostly kidding, but she really want to see if she can get a smile.

           “don’t really remember,” april is being honest. a black out was involved which could mean she got her ass handed to her or maybe there was a dead guy ( or a few ) out somewhere that she just left to baffle the cops. beelzebub would get a phone call and he’d just sigh, probably send april to clean her own mess for some cash. “so i either got my ass handed to me or there are a lot of bodies,”

[monstermadex]

demonslaughtered:

             hazy eyes blink a little to focus on the small demon. letha’s always been on the taller side, with people like xaphan who can make her feel short. but then there’s april and nearly a foot difference in their height, and no doubt the demon is just as powerful as the poltergeist. more so, honest. the dead take more time to accumulate what they have. “well, i like these shorts. that ain’t gonna change because some asshole thinks ‘m askin’ for it.” a shrug, and the burning pile of parts is forgotten, wide gaze on april. “i ain’t never been! i got cash though!” stolen from the body before burning it, naturally. 

             she was tall! even taller naturally than some of the other girl’s she worked with. that’s against the point, though. april is used to being smaller than almost everyone. she was only four foot ten. she could lie and say she was five foot but i mean---...if you measured her you’d know she’s actually two inches shorter! she was still considered a low ranking demon but she knew full well she could toss letha around like a rag doll if necessary. didn’t need to, though. “good.” a simple shrug of her shoulders. “ya’ gonna spend a dead man’s money on some naked girls? sweet.”

[monstermadex]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

[isamonsterx]

I want him to suffer as I have suffered. I think I could fit the sky inside the hole he made in me.

[coxgitando]

Shipping Call - Send me one if you want to plot one or more of these

💚 - friendship 💙 - kinship ( blood or symbolic familial bond ) 💔 - past relationship 💜 - hateship ( they hate each other but can’t stay away ) 💛 - hateship ( enemies ) 💟 - friends with benefits ❤ - romantic relationship

[slothypickle-deactivated2017121]

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[monstermadex]

i can’t stop thinking about how i have to work at 6 am till 630 pm thursday and friday so now i’m fucking angry because i hate day shift.