[officialwhitegirls]

[guupi]

[arisell-i]

oh no i feel The Straight™ coming on, better have some

[unclefather]

[z-co]

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

[scenicroutes]

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

[sweetstardrop]

you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok

[scenicroutes]

i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”

[mihlayn]

new zealand’s finest

[halab1-deactivated20220711]

[birdonahotdog]

[cinemove]

[metangy]

[officialfashionunion]

[fauxcocaine]

[flowury]

someone get me this mf shirt so i can be the dirty hippie i am

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[5750]

I want to Die

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

[exvertiente]

[cams-archive]

I’m so….FUCKIN hype for autumn……I’m so fcuking ready…..I can already smell the dead leaves and feel the cold wind and see the pumpkins on my windowsill like…….the little ones the mini ones y'all know what I’m talking about…I can’t wait to walk outside and not immediately drown in my own underboob sweat….I can already smell the hot chocolate