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CHOKE ME LIKE YOU CHOKE ME WHEN YOU CHOKE ME

[fakehistory]

Penguins attend classes on the first day of school at the University of Antarctica, 2007

[sangredelcielo]

i know this is fake history but i hope it’s real future

[taylorswift]

Hi! Saw you guys got Wildest Dreams trending on tiktok, thought you should have my version 😘😘😘😘

http://taylor.lnk.to/wildestdreamsTV

[sugadaily]

[thecollectibles]

Wizard Tower by Mick Jundt

[tiktoks-repost]

I am a citizen of the United States of America and I DEMAND MY RIGHT

[oliviasource]

OLIVIA RODRIGO photographed by Heather Hazzan for Variety

[literally-jasmine]

The art history version of “you’d look prettier if you smiled more”

[furbearingbrick]

you know what? fuck this *un-smiles your painting*

[whitepeopletwitter]

[twofacedbitchesneverlie]

[lqnamjin]

they don’t need permission to dance 🕺🏼🕺🏼

[guerrillatech]

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[namchyoon]

it’s what he deserves 😭💘

[guerrillatech]

[glitchedcatto]

i think the joke is that it sounds like "we're sucking dick" to people who don't know german

[takaraphoenix]

oh gods but that’s such a fucking stretch like 1. someone who doesn’t know German has to hear it and 2. someone who doesn’t know German has to say it. You’d have to be the most ignorant native English speaker to pronounce it that way, because not even by a stretch does that sound even just similar if the person saying it tries even... a little bit... to pronounce words the way they are supposed to be pronounced...

[daisukoth]

germans when you call it a “toilet” instead of “the poopenfarten”

[shoolis]

I’m the guy in the silver car in the background who’s late for work because this goddamn chicken is fighting a chandelier

[yooboobies-deactivated20240123]

i am like... looking directly at it but also i am not but i am.

[flwrprncss24-deactivated2022091]

Four Days Ago

And Now

He's Fighting Back But I Won't Give Up

[dailyhobi]

[taechnological]

same song same men