lost and found for armys

join us and rise

[moonliteyg]

quick pretend to be scared everybody

[moonliteyg]

hes such a smol boy. i cry

[moonliteyg]

so im at the pool and i see some sun bunnies on the water and i think. hmmmm those look like fish. i wolnder what it would be like to swim with fish. I want yo swim with fish.

and then i realize... i can literally go to the river.

[moonliteyg]

If you think you are the laziest... You're wrong. I'm the laziest. I was waiting to plug my alarm clock back in because I was too lazy to set the time so I was waiting until 12 am..

[moonliteyg]

Why can't bunnies fly. Like think about it: if you swirl their ears together and then they start unswirling, they act like helicopter blades. Then the bunnies can fly around and deliver carrots and mail...

[moonliteyg]

Tea

Trying to find black ceilon tea in a assortment box full of every tea, but you can't, so you're stuck there wishing for a mortal enemy, so you could express your rage, but then you just settle for drinking hot water and then you find the teabags you needed and you're like ugggh... So then you just sit there and eat cake, a lot of cake.