glide away on soapy heels

Tea drinking British girl with too much time on her hands (◕‿◕✿) helenhoneytv

[theoutlander]

                                           “you don’t have to worry about me. i’m just a little shaken.”

[willow]

name a more iconic duo than my titties

[mixxybaby]

Trixie Mattel for ALRIGHT DARLING

[heyrainbows-blog]

[slavery]

How does anyone hate kids they are so funny I sold tickets to incredibles to this little girl and her mom and she’s like mom are we sitting next to each other and the moms like ya and the kid screamed YES so loud it broke my ears

[pkslider]

The other day I was bringing an older gentleman up the hill in a golf cart and we drove past this huge YMCA group of kids like 100 kids and driving past the first chunk like 10 of them yelled out “let me on” in unison and then since I’m driving so slowly to be safe, halfway in some kid leaned up and said “do you play fortnite” and I told him I played a little and he just pointed and shouted “THIS GUY PLAYS FORTNITE” and then like 20 kids started talking to me all at once about fortnite

[low-budget-mulan]

A kid asked me if I lived in the ambulance. I said yes.

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

The hero we deserve

[treerot]

When I was on register at Kohl’s a little girl came through with her grandma and she was so very excited to tell me the meaning of her name (I think it was like warrior of god) and she begged her grandma for her phone so she could google to find out what my name means too

[newterjuice]

i wear two spinner rings on one finger and one time at my last job a young girl (probably 6-8) said “your ring is very pretty” and when i showed her it was two rings she GASPED and said “does that mean you’re marrying two people?!”

[siren-singing]

I have this necklace with a mermaid on it that I wear to work a lot and I got asked by a kid if it gave me magic powers. I leaned in real close and told her in a low voice it gave me magical girl powers but it was a secret. She got this real serious look on her face and said to her mom “that lady has superpowers, don’t tell anyone or the government will take her away”.

[business-pug]

The other day i had to give a speech at my school despite my horrific fear of public speaking and afterwards i had kid come up to me and say well done to me. It was so cute.

[mcr-minivan-deactivated20200108]

god I love tiny kids

[uberfluss]

there was a kid in one of our science camps and he spent the whole week in a lab coat and goggles screaming “CHEMICALS” at the top of his lungs. he wouldn’t even tell us his name for the first two days just screamed CHEMICALS instead.

[moth-doe]

I was watching these kids at church today and one of them screamed and threw a toy car into the wall and it broke and the other one looked over calmly and said “does your insurance cover that?”

[armandyke]

I was taking the drink order for a family at work and I asked their kid what he wanted to drink and he just looked at me with a completely deadpan expression and said “vodka” and me and the parents just fucking lost it

[bemusedlybespectacled]

kid I used to babysit asked why my lips were different (she was two), and when I told her that it was because I was wearing lipstick, she yelled, “MAYA, I WANT LIPITZ.”

[itsmydrink]

I work in a school and every time I draw anything on the board (I am a terrible artist and usually resort to stick men), the kids will all go ‘I love your picture, that’s a great drawing Miss’. So blindly supportive.

[the-stray-liger]

One time my younger brother ordered a “non-alcoholic fanta” at a hotel bar and the bartender lost his shit and I was never the same man

[moonywormtailpadfootandglitter]

I used to volunteer at Rainbows which is a part of girl guiding for 5-7 year olds and one of them very firmly said to me once that when she was older she was going to be a hedgehog. This was several years ago now and I hope all her dreams come true

[ddd-444]

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want to be happy in 2019

[moonywormtailpadfootandglitter]

when you haven’t been on a date in years and your best friend gets engaged

[mangoeater1000-deactivated20201]

[thegayalchemist-deactivated2018]

[thegayalchemist-deactivated2018]

[thegayalchemist-deactivated2018]

[thegayalchemist-deactivated2018]

[perhapsarat]

99! The gang and what’s in their bags. As always, zoom in for details :) 

[sunlitday]

The Nine Nine + being a family

I’d just like to say I’m happy to be here with my family. My super weird family, with two black dads and two Latina daughters and two white sons and Gina. To the Nine-Nine!

[moonywormtailpadfootandglitter]

It’s 2018 and a known creepy stalker accused of sexual harassment is allowed to live in my residential college as “one of the boys” while the girl he WATCHED SHOWER WITHOUT CONSENT has dropped out of uni and has been conveniently forgotten. He’s a garbage person and yet he’s treated as an annoying little brother and asked how his dating life is going. Going to point out that this fucker is a known racist as well as a misogynist. With literally no provocation he said to an Indian girl that “he doesn’t speak curry but he does speak engineering”. This shit isn’t funny so why does everyone let him get away with it??!!!

But clearly I’m the one who’s overreacting for blocking him on all forms of social media and not engaging in conversation in the dining hall.

This is lad culture, this is rape culture, and this has to stop

[siriusc]

do you ever get stuck in between “it’s ok not to have everything on track i got time” and “i’ve already wasted my life at the ripe old age of 23”

[bencookingasnack-deactivated202]

why sing one part of a broadway song mediocrely when you can try to sing six parts at the same time and sound like a dying walrus??

[filmsoundtracks-moved]

[britons-will-never-be-slaves]

When you didn’t study for the right test. OMG HIS FACE

[gayjimothy]

a scientist and an icon

[starcrossedcherik]

But how can you leave out the line where our girl says “You didnt really think I was in love with you?”

Shit was iconic

[gayjimothy]

here you go:

[mnila]

lipsync performances i’ll never get tired of (minus coco)

[darrrenscriss]

Darren Criss wins the 2018 Outstanding Lead Actor in a Limited Series or Movie Emmy Award for his portrayal of Andrew Cunanan in The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story