Zombies N' Spaceships N' Magic N' Shit

[laora-ryn]

Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

[ilikethemwings]

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[araceil]

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

[weird-goodbyes]

Part two of this poll

What random non-human thing would you most like to magically turn into?

pressed flowers from a wedding bouquet

sea spray

a beloved novelty coffee mug in an art studio

a handmade bookmark holding the place for a child who is reading The Hobbit

the first orange to grow on a newly planted tree

a love lock bridge

a blade of grass in the middle of a field of wildflowers

the stamp on a loving birthday card from a grandmother to grandchild

a record player in a senior center

a chocolate sunflower

a dime at the bottom of a fountain (the wish came true)

a single piece in a beautiful mosaic

Voting ended onAug 13

[kedreeva]

I think that part of what irks me about AI being used even for "small" stuff like meme graphics (aside from all the larger problems obviously) is like.... the time spent on it was part of the humor. "this is a silly inconsequential joke but I had to stop everything and spend 5 minutes making it" was, at least for me, part of the joke. Someone really took time out of their day to make me look at something silly they took time out of their day to make. Now it's like someone took time out of my day to make me look at something no one even made. Stop wasting my time if you aren't wasting yours too.

[ialreadyboughtthedream]

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[monstrous-ideas]

Its been five years of it’s august and the flow of time still haunts me

[azspot]

“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”

— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech

[santhipoma]

[glasshomewrecker]

Everyone should be aware of nitter.net

for any address to twitter you can replace the “x.com” with “nitter.net” and you will be able to browse as if you have an account. Lifesaver.

Similarly, imginn.com works for most Instagram addresses. I still haven’t found one for Facebook.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[salamandorange]

The most PATHETIC lil baby sounds...

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

I love when little creatures who are entirely loved and well cared for have the BIGGEST baby reactions to normal things. Like yes sweet pea, you DO have the hardest life of anyone ever, for sure, and you’re SO BRAVE about this minor inconvenience of *checks notes* having some water touch you

[cephalon-sancti]

There is nothing sadder and more pathetic than a baby marine mammal having to get into the water. They are suffering the most out of any baby animal ever. How dare they be introduced to their natural environment.

[memories-of-ancients]

Anthropeum

A daily game that challenges our understanding of human cultures. Ten objects. 5,000 years of human history. Guess where and when each artif

An interesting game where you are presented with 10 artifacts from the MET. You have to place where the artifact is from and what time period it is from. Each artifact scores up to 10,000 points, and you lose points the further away your guess is and how far off in time you are. You can only play once a day. Thanks to @baebeylik for showing this to me.

Today I scored really well. Yesterday ... not so much.

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[motherfuckingnazgul]

oh this is extremely fun. i did NOT do all that well but i can see myself getting good. i will be doing this regularly.

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[aurpiment]

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77,134 · top 9% of players, baby!

[yuhengwanye]

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[elodieunderglass]

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In my defense that red one is where I accidentally flicked the map marker to the wrong side of the planet

[taggthewanderer]

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That was fun.

[princesssarisa]

Where did your first name come from?

I was named after one of my parents

I was named after a dead relative or family friend

I was named after a living relative or family friend

I was named after a religious figure

I was named after a historical figure

I was named after a fictional character

I was named after a place

My parents just chose a name they liked

Other

Voting ended onJul 13

Having been named after a character in The Great Gatsby by my English-major dad, I thought I would ask about this.

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[sceptixfakemon]

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[miamignonette]

i watched a movie so i need to reblog a few gifsets of that movie to show that i watched it. you guys understand

[dailycatsblog]

[weird-goodbyes]

What random non-human thing would you most like to magically turn into?

A beloved painting on a museum wall

A giant jellyfish

A locket with a picture of a cat in it

Light blue sea glass

A ripe strawberry that's still growing

Neptune

A book someone diligently took notes in the margins of

A mourning dove

Yarn that is currently being knitted into a sweater

A tree DEEP in the woods that no human has ever seen

Voting ended onJul 7

[iravaid]

Visit Original Link

On conservation and survival

[naamahdarling]

I wish I could favorite things a hundred times but instead I will do it once and then reblog it while crying.

[chimaerakitten]

Inspired by a conversation on discord.

Friends who *haven’t* watched Stargate, pick a bonkers bit of lore with minimal context

Daniel’s parents died in a tragic Wile E Coyote style museum display accident

Most powerful villains in SG1 were defeated with an Atheism Ray

Jack had a telepathic connection with a barber for 7 years. never mentioned it.

Because of time travel Hammond secretly knows *everything* ahead of time in S1

McKay and Bill Nye the Science Guy know and dislike each other

SGA is really just the universe’s most convoluted shopping trip for AA batteries

The gate can literally be dialed manually like a rotary telephone

Advanced aliens need SG1 so they can think up *dumber* solutions to problems

The writers used “evil legos” as a villain concept *twice*

Merlin is real and he used to be an energy squid

An even sillier and lower budget version of the show exists in-universe

I have watched Stargate/show results

Voting ended onJun 25

These aren’t even the most wild parts of the lore they’re just what I thought of first

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?