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I maintain my stance that everyone on An Ding is ripped from the physical labour. 💪💪From the Shang Qinghua to the smallest shimei. An Ding's Bizzare Adventure.
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Jim & Curly best friends forever
He has THE scary dog privilege
top 5 most fucked up looking kanji
#5 褒
as in 褒美(ほうび). 保 really cut open 衣 and crawled inside its corpse
#4 臨
as in 臨時(りんじ). too many holes :(
#3 淵
as in 深淵(しんえん). what the hell is going on with this thing?? it's in a weird uncanny valley between 片 and 川. this shape doesn't show up in any other kanji i've seen
#2 燕
#1 嚼
as in 咀嚼(そしゃく). besides 口, all of the other radicals in this kanji are individually fucked up looking. it's like a chimaera, a mass of writhing flesh made more horrible by a single human head protruding from its body
have you all heard of 猫ミーム (lit. cat meme)? it was a big meme video format on japanese youtube a few months back and they're very silly but i think they're genuinely good reading practice.
basically the meme is that they take these stock tiktok cat footage and turn it into a story about their day or something that happened to them. there's no talking but they put words across the screen to show what's going on. some are definitely more unhinged than others but it's a really cool look into daily life in japan that's told in a funny way imo.
here's a screenshot of one of the videos for an idea of what it looks like:
aaaanyway here's some of my favorite ones:
【ADHD】大学中退した話 - the time I dropped midway through my college semester (ADHD)
修学旅行でインドに行った話 - the time I went to India for a school trip
Uber eats配達員を始めてみた話 - the time I tried starting work as an uber eats delivery person
深夜コンビニの闇 - the dark side of late night convenience stores
牛角で1人焼肉をした何気ない話 - the mundane story about when i did solo yakiniku at Gyuukaku (<- name of the restaurant)
honestly go check out that last person's whole channel they go eat at a bunch of different places and do 猫ミーム videos of it and it's cool seeing the food
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colors of the sky.
“You’ve been looking for this sign for so long but marked it as spam”
“Let’s cry since it’s always the weaker who are right”
“There’s nothing to regret but the habit to regret everything”
“Put the phone down, meetings are more important than calls”
“Our plans aren’t worth anything, we need actions”
“All this time you’ve fitted the mold but now it’s time to put wolf’s clothing on a sheep”
© Дайте танк (!) - Спам
You said Roma would kidnap me
But where are they all?
I’d wear an earring and steal a horse
Walk through the camp in the morning grass
Because being well-mannered is as out-of-date as baggy pants
You shouldn’t think games are silly
In them anything is possible:
An exit from any dead-end will be found
You’ll start taking me seriously
I’m taking a run-up before the last jump over my head
Over my head
Over my head*
*“выше головы не прыгнешь” (you can't jump higher than your head) is a saying = you cannot do more than what is within your power or abilities (said with regret when a person has put forth great effort and still has not attained what was wanted)
© Дайте танк (!) – Вы
You’re under hypnosis, and don’t try to move, don’t even dare!
Don’t look away when there’s a serpent in front of you
That’s better, don't dream of escaping, come on, I’m a tempter
If need be, I’ll bite through you.
That’s what I’m like, spreading terror and plunging the whole forest into darkness
So, my hiss is a conventional sign
Now I'm gonna swallow you, all I'll spit out is the fluff
Wait, am I telling you this out loud?
© Дайте танк (!) – Ария змея
All the cash's been spent on the motorcade This city is my arena Where the flame of concreted over hopes went out long ago
© FIZICA – Готэм
I’ve made friends with a demon in my dream
He was ready to feed me to hungry wolves
But I’ve made friends with the demon
Now we’re joined at the hip day by day
He looked around 12 years old
But in his eyes blood and the desire to tear my soul out were boiling
I’d never been so afraid of anybody before
Rooted to the spot in the boondocks
I could hear his laugh clearly however far I was
Blood was oozing out of the ground like wine
Flame heat, wood crackling, mischievous grin
I was walking without looking back though perishing
I was ready to go away but, unfortunately, couldn’t
Rolling cigarette after cigarette
Among all the doors I’ve repaired
No exit from this dream can be found
© Gikey — Я во сне сдружился с демоном
AU: SY trapped in one of his nightmares by LBG.
A person named Woland has really existed but never been the Devil. He's just a German professor (or maybe even a spy) who actually arrived in Moscow for work.
He and the Master only meet once – at Griboedov's, but the Master gets so impressed by the casual acquaintance that starts writing a novel about "the Devil who no-one believes in and who decides to visit Moscow personally". Over time, because of all the stress, the writer begins losing his mind and suffering from hallucinations. But even having been taken to prison and then mental hospital, he keeps writing his book.
Whereas Woland finishes all his business in Moscow, gets back to Germany and lives there relatively calmly (it's still the 1930s, isn't it). And he won't ever know there's a half-crazy soviet writer who's right now writing a novel all about him as Satan and hallucinates him coming around.