Morbius Weep

This is a Morbius wizard fan blog , yes I did watch Morbius (yes I did like it) The background is the Morbius pride flag src @taopunk

[morbingtime]

Fuck it this is a wizard blog now

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No TERFs, no creeps, no leto apologists.

[thesegments]

Theta has a gif saved that is just a significant portion of the morbius movie in low quality. Enjoy.

[morbingtime]

Hell yeah brother

[goat-heirop]

I gen hope the Minecraft movie is going to be a morbius, i want it to flop so bad, i want nobody to watch it, i want the target audience to be scared by the cgi sheep in the trailer and just not want to go watch the movie, i want to not know the plot at all, i want it to be soo ass that nobody watches it, i want it to get memed, i want it to be put in theaters a second time only to flop harder, i want it to make the studio that animated it file for bankruptcy

[morbingtime]

Yeah ok I’m watching it for sure now

[morbingtime]

The most important rule of being a wizard is to have fun

The second most important rule is to always put your retainer in its case when you’re not wearing it

[wizard-email]

Is anyone going to ACME comic con (Glasgow) this weekend?

[wizard-email]

I will look like this 😌🙏

[not-to-be-a-lesbian-but]

????

[wizard-email]

well how else will guests know where the bathroom is!!

[michaelmorbiussmassiveboobies]

From when I played Puzzle Quest for a week and dropped it because I hate gacha

[morbingtime]

He’s smug becus he knows what he has…

[andrewsanval]

Wizards.

[goat-heirop]

I gen hope the Minecraft movie is going to be a morbius, i want it to flop so bad, i want nobody to watch it, i want the target audience to be scared by the cgi sheep in the trailer and just not want to go watch the movie, i want to not know the plot at all, i want it to be soo ass that nobody watches it, i want it to get memed, i want it to be put in theaters a second time only to flop harder, i want it to make the studio that animated it file for bankruptcy

[morbingtime]

Don’t wish that shit on Morbius. God. Morbius was good.

[lovesickbrat]

[morbingtime]

GOOD IS BAD AND BAD IS GOOD

100 MORBILLION TICKETS SOLD

MORBIDUM EST BONUM, MĪLLE MĪLLIUM PESTIS

MORBIUS SWEEP

[morbingtime]

Guys inspiration has struck me like the stone that killed Able

Should I?

Add a milk gimmick to the blog along with the Morbius and wizard schtick

Convert this blog to official milk posting

Create a separate blog for official milk posting

Voting ended onAug 18, 2024

For context I drink a minimum of a gallon of milk a week when I’m feeling good so I’m qualified (sadness makes me cut down)

[alphacrone]

when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house

[podcastwizard]

me when i excuse myself during a dinner party to sneak outside and milk more cabernet sauvignon from the Creature

[podcastwizard]

had food poisoning when i posted this

[martinkhall]

Well if you'd pasteurized the Cabernet Sauvignon you milked from the creature maybe you wouldn't have gotten food poisoning from it.

[podcastwizard]

oh suddenly everyone's an expert on the Creature i milk

[morbingtime]

Official milk post

[i-am-a-fish]

if there are any witches or wizards reading this and if it isn't too much trouble can you please send a spell at me? it can be any spell you want but please send kind spells, life is hard enough as is

[morbingtime]

Ahaha my fine fellow,

<bignartlesembiggingsorceringspell>

I hope you find your resized toenails to your liking~

[morbingtime]

This font is so much more magical. Like. I could just write Juicy Fat Bug and a spell is immediately cast to make me salivate

[morbingtime]

This blog may be inconsistent, a failed gimmick blog, and not really all that funny, but it do have one thing, one thing that really matters, one thing you truly have to work for

Magical Wand

And by wand

I mean

My nose

[sohm-al]

how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing

[epicwizardpics]

Wizard from ENA: Dream BBQ - Official Trailer

[morbingtime]

Heck yeah

[unclefather]

[trans-seraphim]

incredibly necessary context