Take It Slow

Finley | 19 | they/them | Biro/Grey-Ace | met Dan and Phil 6.02.16 | Tyler Joseph smiled at me 7.10.16 | Stay Safe

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gmmtheev]

🎶 for @rawritsamehh13

[pinof]

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

adulthood is just a never-ending cycle of So You Think You Can Wait Another Day To Do Your Laundry

[roastbeefyweefs]

[ashleybreather]

[apolloandstarbuck-deactivated20]

this is social anxiety summed up in two gifs

[meladoodle]

A fun thing to do this Halloween is say "who are you dressed as" to any man dressed very clearly as the joker. Follow it with a "ohhhh right, I kinda see it"

[justjensenanddean]

Jensen Ackles |  NASCAR Cup Series Hollywood Casino 400 at Kansas Speedway (October 20, 2019) [credits: saty381]

[straightboyfriend]

[savannahfaerie]

Why does your dad sound like a fae tempting you with forbidden fruit knowing that if you eat some you’ll be trapped in the fae realm

[sixpenceee]

Fast moving lava

Source

[roaminromans]

[tswift]

request for you to not be a bitch

request denied

[dajo42]

i’m all for ghosts who are nervous about their first haunting but i’m also all for ghosts on their millionth haunting who are just showing up for the paycheck at this point

[dajo42]

“you’re on big house in the woods duty again charlie” “ugh. let me guess. suburban white family. the dad’s all “this move is good for us”.“ “yep” “listen i’m just gonna slam all the doors really fucking loudly and shout boo”

[brotticelli]

i’m intrigued by this post. by saying the ghosts r “just showing up for the paycheck” are u implying that ghosts are paid for hauntings? do ghosts have to work for a living? are u implying the existence of ghost capitalism? because honestly if i get to the afterlife and there’s ghost capitalism i’m gonna be so fuckin mad

[valtsv]

what i REALLY want to do is knit my friends chunky wool sweaters in ugly patterns and send them jars of homemade jam and lavender honey and sugar-crusted shortbread wrapped in brown paper tied up with knotted twine and handwrite them letters on thick yellowish paper infused with dried wildflowers i picked and pressed myself but nooooo i have to “study” and “work” so that i can earn ‘‘‘money’’’ and pay ‘‘‘bills’’’. fuck all life.

[kfloresdraws]

Asexual Awareness Week is here!! Time to celebrate each and every one of you wonderful aces <3 Thank you for being you! Enjoy!!

[mamoru]

stop using hospitals as horror settings

[mamoru]

fun alternative: cruise ships. cruise ships exploit workers and can pollute as much as a million cars on a daily basis while dumping endless shit into the ocean and endangering all passengers on board because the on board air quality rivals some of the most polluted cities in the world while being a breeding ground for disease. cruise ships deserve to have negativity associated with them

[catparazzi]

also all crimes commited aboard a cruise ship is under the juristiction of whichever country they’re registered to once they’re a certain distance away from land so you have the added bonus of the crimes being very unlikely to be properly investigated (due to usually being physically so very far from the actual police whose juristiction they’re under)

[mamoru]

terrifying!

[gengarfluid]

Unless the FBI gets involved, these crimes are usually left ignored since the registered country rarely investigates, but cruise ships will also slander the name of people who have died or gone missing on their ship to save face. There are some pretty sad stories of people who have wound up missing or dead and they get painted as suicidal or reckless alcoholics by the cruise company, even when their families are pleading for justice.

Many cruise companies state in their contracts that you aren’t even entitled to a seaworthy vessel, wholesome food, comfortable lodgings or clean living quarters.

Cruise ships are terrifying!

[strawberry-crocodile]

Scalding hot take apparently: if a demographic says “I don’t feel safe in the cisgendered heterosexual society, I need space in the LGBT community” and you say “I’m sorry, you’re not oppressed enough, get out” you’re a fucking asshole.

[strawberry-crocodile]

What this post is about;

Ace/aro people getting called “cishet”

Bisexuals getting called “straight passing”

Straight trans people getting told they’re not oppressed

What this post is not about;

Pedophiles