she's a mystic

Realtor, nerd, scribe of the almighty prophet Bob Dylan.

[heyheyroosterteeth]

Orma calms the beasts

[unclefather]

i’m not drunk

what i say when i’m drunk (via employeeofthamonth)

[sxpositive]

“hello, minister!“ bellowed percy, sending a neat jinx straight at thicknesse, who dropped his wand and clawed at the front of his robes, apparently in awful discomfort. “did I mention I’m resigning?” 

[morethanabrother]

Harry Potter: VOLDEMORT'S BACK

The Ministry: okay... that sounds fake... but okay

[elvenking]

I bet they don’t mention his fireworks. There should be a verse about them.

[morethanabrother]

Harry Potter: VOLDEMORT'S BACK

The Ministry: okay... that sounds fake... but okay

[leepacey]

*✧ ♥ bisexual celebrities ♥ *✧

[puveblood]

HARRY POTTER HOUSES + plants

[steampunktendencies]

Snowy Victorian Houses

[pupiscle]

IM SCREAMING HE SLEEPS ON HIS TAIL

[michaelsgavin]

gavin: didn’t expect that, did you? michael: the thing is, like, yeah, it was a possibility. not the first time you’ve done it.

team nice dynamite + kisses

[shesavedus]

[nkim-illustrates]

Night Star Cat, Cat-O-Lanterns, and Ghost Cats.

[morethanabrother]

@queereyeforthehawkguy

[petitepallette]

Viktor Bykov

[outofcontextdnd]

“You know what? Screw it, they’re having a bee festival. You sell all the honey. I’m tired of all this honey.”

-The DM to the party

[morethanabrother]

@queereyeforthehawkguy why does this sound like something Gene would say to me?

[demoniclour]

Pink Witch aesthetic

[ssaalexblake]

CM Week: Day 3: AU 

CM Team + Greek Mythological figures It’s not really an au yes i know i cheated