[morgothbauglir]

[tinfoilvalentine]

[hierogliphix]

Me listening to drum and bass

[fruitsoftheape100]

A Fog Upon The Field, The First Cold Sighs Of Dawn

Entrenched, The Platoon Gathers To Put Their Helmets On…

[fruitsoftheape100]

Four Years We Lay In Waiting

All Huddled In The Grime

Until “At Last,” THE LIEUTENANT Said,

“I Do Believe It’s Time.”

He Brought His Bugle To His Lips;

Cold Silence Cracked Like Ice

He Blew The Horn With All His Might:

Once, Then Twice, Then Thrice

He Roused Us Then, His Soldiers Eight,

And Checked Our Bayonets.

“Let’s Rendezvous With Fate,” He Said,

“OVER THE TOP, CADETS!”

[fruitsoftheape100]

THE LIEUTENANT Led His Soldiers Then,

He Led Them Right Over The Top

One By One I Saw Them Go,

One By One I Saw Them Stop.

The First To Die Was SARGENT TONGUE,

His Body Blown To Bits

For A Stone Launched ‘Ere By Trebuchet

Did Smash The Ape To Grits

[fruitsoftheape100]

Next Went LITTLE MICKEY,

Who Passed Without A Peep

The Sneak Fell Down A Punji Pit

One Thousand Meters Deep

[fruitsoftheape100]

Then MR. RASCAL Perished,

Although His Fate I Did Not See

One Moment, There Was A Little Guy

The Next, Artillery

[fruitsoftheape100]

After That, SPOON LICKER

Charging Forward With Great Force,

Was Cut In Half Most Cleanly

By Papers Of Divorce

[fruitsoftheape100]

KILLING SPHERE, The Next One

His Death I Mustn’t Speak

All I Can Say Of The Loathsome Fellow

Is That He Simply Sprung A Leak

[fruitsoftheape100]

FUNNY GUY, I Hate To Say,

Failed To Survive The Raid

The Chap Slipped On A Banana Peel

And Was Impaled On His Own Blade

[fruitsoftheape100]

The Bell Rung Then For KINGDOM COME,

Who Had His Gun Into A Bomb Recast

The Lout Forgot This, Then Took Aim

He Perished In The Blast

[fruitsoftheape100]

That’s When THE LIEUTENANT,

Seeing His Troops’ Demise,

Turned To Me Most Solemnly

And Looked Into My Eyes:

“Go,” He Said Discreetly,

“And Let Me Die In This Disgrace;

Survive, Boy, I Beseech Thee:

Go Fuck Your Wife Posthaste.”

[fruitsoftheape100]

What Else For ME?

I Turned Away And Ran Like Never Before

And That’s How I Survived The Battle

And Fucked My Wife After The War

[fruitsoftheape100]

Welcome To My Platoon

[fruitsoftheape100]

Its Time To Meet Your Fellows Soldiers…

[fruitsoftheape100]

This Is THE LIEUTENANT

No One Knows His Name

But When He Moves His Soldiers

It Is Like Checkers-Game

[fruitsoftheape100]

This Is SARGENT TONGUE

He Can Lift Up Stones

And If You Make Eye Contact

He Will Break Your Bones

[fruitsoftheape100]

This Is LITTLE MICKEY

The Sneaky Little Fellow

He Once Killed Guard With Credit Card

Without A Single Bellow

[fruitsoftheape100]

This Is MR. RASCAL

He Is The Size Of Flea

Where Are You Mr Rascal

You Are So Hard To See

[fruitsoftheape100]

The Fifth Is SPOON-LICKER

He Licks All Spoons With Glee

Holding Them With Both Hands

For They Are Slippery

[fruitsoftheape100]

KILLING-SPHERE, The Sixth One

His Cheeks Can Produce Milk

With It, He Drowns His Enemy

A Truly Loathsome Ilk

[fruitsoftheape100]

Here’s The Seventh: FUNNY GUY

He Knows How To Crack Wise

And Always Can Be Counted On

When You Need A Disguise

[fruitsoftheape100]

Here Comes Eighth: “KINGDOM-COME”

With Big Cigar In His Mouth

Our Demolitions Expert

For When Things Are Going South

[fruitsoftheape100]

The Ninth Is ME

Im New Guy Never Fought Before

I Just Cant Wait To Get Home

To Fuck My Wife After The War

[2000sem0]

Got this picture of my friend, and after messing with its aperance, I really wanted to paint it, so I did :)

Shout out to my subject @morgothbauglir

I will be back to drawing mxtx fan art once my new pen for my tablet arrives

[yuinevo]

Aulë's mightiest

[powerfulwizard]

dobby was only there in the lord of the rings to cockblock sam and frodo. whenever it looked like frodo was about to shoot his shot dobby was just like whats is potatoses master

[hierogliphix]

Me listening to drum and bass

[fruitsoftheape100]

WHAT FOLLOWS IS AN EXCERPT SALVAGED FROM A DISK TITLED ‘MyPophecy1’:

“At The Slightest Touch, The Water Rippled, So Gently At First That It Was Pleasant To Percieve, Lovely Little Rings Radiating Outward From A Central Point, And Everyone Did Nod Their Heads In Affirmation And Agree That It Was In Fact Quite Beautiful. When The Ripples Failed To Subside But In Fact Became More Violent, Everyone Began To Shake Their Heads In Fear And Found It To Be Quite Disagreeable, Their Dwellings And Such Collapsing Into The Beautiful Waves. At That Time The Water Began To Ripple Further, And Things Began To Come Apart In New Ways. Everyone Had No More Opinions About The Waves, And Their Heads Only Moved With The Water. The Waves Grew Ever Higher, And Struck The Earth With Such Force That It Was Erased. The Water Then Spun, And Multiplied, And The Ripples Continued To Radiate Outward From A Central Point, Until.”

[fruitsoftheape100]

Awesome Im Parched

[silentphobia]

[kuso-leon]

this is literally my favorite video

[cawsceries]

perspective practice ft luminara!!

[hornetposting]

hornet fancam

[ytp-clips]

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[ytp-clips]

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[hierogliphix]

Me listening to drum and bass