When the uhhhhhhh

Gurren Lagann's a good anime

[moriyafaith]

Hello tumblr

[sleepy-bebby]

[moriyafaith]

Sounds about right for corporatism tbh

[pukicho]

HOHGH

[moriyafaith]

Are you okay

[writing-prompt-s]

You made very understanding friends online and they invited you to go camping. At sundown, you all reveal your true forms, you heard the horrifying sound of breaking bone and tearing skins as you friends transformed into 8ft tall werewolves, who are very confused about the fursuit you unpacked.

[moriyafaith]

All things considered I think furries would enjoy this

mostly my furry friends

[moriyafaith]

oh my god i completely forgot i had this account

[sostias]

[moriyafaith]

bring the tongue back you cowards

[pukicho]

do you like gartlic brread

mmm garctic bread. ..

[moriyafaith]

I’m afraid to ask, but please explain what this is?

[moriyafaith]

sometimes, I think I’m stupid. I think I’m very, VERY stupid. And then I look at twitter. And then I remember I could be worse, and that amongst all my rampant stupidity, I still have common sense

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wait wait WAIT is 'board game' not an abbreviation of cardboard game‽‽‽

[moriyafaith]

Gaud, board games are played on boards, it’s not that hard to understand

[writing-prompt-s]

Turns out hell is real. This was made known once demons and devils came to Earth. However things quickly got awkward and confusing once people heard them mutter, “If Heaven won’t fix this shit hole, we might as well do it ourselves.”

[moriyafaith]

Can’t expect god to do all the work

[moriyafaith]

watch gurren lagann

[notorious-sad-deactivated202204]

[aureliagaming]

do people know this is from hit YouTube video Mario Pissing or are they just reblogging unaware

[moriyafaith]

doesn’t matter. funny goomba

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I like having a phone but I'm not so sold on having a phone number. people are calling me

[moriyafaith]

you know the weird thing about that? I get calls from the weirdest fucking places, too. I’ve gotten calls with IDs in UKRAINE before. I don’t even live in Europe!

[itsapmseymour]

Fanservice jokes without the Fanservice,

Is peak comedy

[itsapmseymour]

"man did you see her rack"

"Oh totally!! She bought it at Ikea, holds 12 fucking towels!"

______

"that is a sweet ass you got there"

"actually it's a Mule, his name is Stan"

[moriyafaith]

okay but why are there so many synonyms for breasts and ass

[itsapmseymour]

Humans get bored

[moriyafaith]

So, I decided to look up how many there were and

This isn’t including vulgar words by the way

humans got REALLY bored.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

my very favorite thing about Johnny Depp is that his entire career has been structured such that I would be entirely unable to recognize him based on facial features alone

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if I passed this man on the street, I would assume he owns a motorcycle, several dogs, and produces music on the weekends. not a spark of recognition would flicker through my eyes

[moriyafaith]

THATS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE?

[itsapmseymour]

Fanservice jokes without the Fanservice,

Is peak comedy

[itsapmseymour]

"man did you see her rack"

"Oh totally!! She bought it at Ikea, holds 12 fucking towels!"

______

"that is a sweet ass you got there"

"actually it's a Mule, his name is Stan"

[moriyafaith]

okay but why are there so many synonyms for breasts and ass

[moriyafaith]

I just saw an ad in my school library for Barack Obama’s book, the Audacity of Hope, and had to do a double take because it DIDN’T say “The Audacity of this Bitch”

I

the internet has ruined me