to the world we dream about

Mew / 30 / she/her

[mewzieberry]

I just really wanna go to CCE and see my friends from undergrad and aaaaauuuughhhhh

[redstonedust]

it's usually morally correct to make fun of the usa but whenever i hear british people do it it feels kinda tone deaf. idk if we have the high ground here guys. its like your mom making fun of your mental illness like ma'am where do you think i got it from.

[flowerbobatea]

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Yes, Crystal power

[png-archive-chaos]

I roll up

[liberalsarecool]

Also, Conor McGregor blew out his knee in like nine seconds last night and Drake lost a million dollars betting on him.

So even better

[mewzieberry]

if (when) I go to CCE, I think Cammie and I are doing double America cosplays (she’d be Amelia and I’d be Alfred), it’ll be chaos and I’m excited for it

[girlkaramazov]

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

It wouldn't have fixed all the problems, but the Officer's Academy having mandatory algebra classes would've solved, like, a good 40% of them I think

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

"I wonder if Edelgard was behind The Tragedy of Duscur" the 12 year old? Edelgard, the 12 year old? She's 17 currently and it happened 5 years ago, so we're theorizing that a 12 year old was responsible for an international conspiracy orchestrating the death of a reigning monarch? A 12 year old? Buddy??

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

Seteth: I am the advisor of the archbishop, a position I have held dutifully for 20 years, so do not think you can simply-

Byleth from an AU where they were taught basic math: you've been the advisor of the archbishop since you were like 12??

Seteth: (trying not to be offended that he is being perceived as 32 instead of 26) Did I say 20 years? I mean. 20...Moons. Yes. I have been here for a little under 2 years. Indeed. Hm.

[mewzieberry]

wanting to replay ch5 so I can do more exploring and such, but wanting to play it on my switch this time and remembering I don’t have a save file that’s caught up to ch5 on my switch……

[dogpuppy]

[wetheurban]

Sometimes “locking in” looks like sitting in the sun and remembering that your life is also meant to be lived, not just optimized, monetized, and turned into proof that you’re worthy.

[zipsunz]

above all else

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[wikilifeadvice]

make your own foot scrub

[pochowek]

feet are pretty hard to make

dont call me a scrub ever again

[wikilifeadvice]

please stop making me read this

[mewzieberry]

me being like WHO REBLOGGED MY POST and it was just me. I have a masters degree

[mewzieberry]

guys help me manifest me going to colossalcon east pls. thank u

[mewzieberry]

context is that I fully planned on going until my time off request got denied bc my manager isn’t sure if we’ll have coverage, but she said we can reassess it once she knows what the new hires’ schedules are and another girl comes back from vacation

so pls help me manifest that the cafe is fully covered and I can go on my silly little adventure aaaaaaaa

[mewzieberry]

guys help me manifest me going to colossalcon east pls. thank u