A Sneaky Snake On The Loose

Hello there, Virus here. Trip and I are buddies and we're both big fans of Aoba-san. Do you have a question in mind for me? (( OC-tan may make Virus go OOC at times because OC-tan loves to screw around. Throw all your asks at Virus! )) DMMD Masterlist

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Have you ever thought of getting dominated by a female?

What a question. Simple answer, no.

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Would you dress Aoba in a nurse costume?

Hm, I never thought of that. But Aoba-san would probably look adorable in it. /chuckles/

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Do you take caution of what Trip does everyday? What does he do during his free time? I'D LIKE TO KNOW 8)

Sometimes, in case he went to slack off somewhere. What does Trip do in his free time? He and I usually visit cake shops if we have time.

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Do you find collars interesting? 83 Would you put them on someone one day?

Oh, yes, they do come in handy in certain situations. /chuckles/ Maybe I'd like to try one on you someday, anon-san.

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Don’t lie, Weewee-kun, I know how possessive Trip is of you ^^

No, seriously, Trip and I are just friends. And he’s…what?

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Ahhh I think I let out his secret.. Forget I said anything~ >w> Yeahrightfriendspfft

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...secret? Tell me more about this secret, I'd like to know.

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DO YOU EVER DREAM OF CRADLING AOBA'S BLUEBERRIES EVER SO GENTLY IN YOUR HANDS

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what did i just read

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thedestroyeroflife reblogged your post: thedestroyeroflife replied to your post: May I...

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Don’t lie, Weewee-kun, I know how possessive Trip is of you ^^

No, seriously, Trip and I are just friends. And he's...what?

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thedestroyeroflife replied to your post: May I call you Weewee-kun? And where’s your boyfriend?

Yes, it’s such a cute nickname for you~ And I’m talking about Trip~

Hm, it's such a weird name. /chuckles a bit/ It sounds a bit silly though, don't you think?

...Trip and I are just friends.

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Hey I have some candies. Do you want some? :D

Oh, sure. Why not?

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Hey Virus, why did you and Trip picked such a pattern as your everyday-fashion? Quite a number of people are crying because of it. Sincerely, VirTri cosplayers.

...why are you people cosplaying as us both in the first place.

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I was just wondering if you mind I take some XXX pictures of Aoba being XXX by you and Trip~?

Yes, I do mind. Aoba-san's lewd side is only for us to see and know.

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May I call you Weewee-kun? And where's your boyfriend?

...'Weewee-kun'? And what boyfriend?

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Did you just fart? Because you're blowing me away.

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Is this supposed to be some sort of pick-up line?

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Hey Virus, have you ever thought of getting a pair of contact lenses? Maybe give those glasses to Trip instead. ....fufufu. (´・ω・｀*)

No, I'm perfectly happy with my glasses. Contact lenses would be a bother because I'd have to clean it.

But the idea of Trip wearing glasses doesn't sound so bad...'cause then he'll be able to see properly and find someone his own size to tease.

(( I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, ANON-SAN. ))

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What is the most awkward/funny thing that has happened between you and Trip? :3

The most awkward/funny thing, eh?

Well, awkward things rarely happen between us but I do remember walking in on Trip and his lion sleeping in what seems to be the fucking 69 position. Not really something I want to see the moment I get back home from work, Trip.

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What would you do if i cut all your hair off? o3o

Now, now, you wouldn't want to do that, Aoba-san. /smiles/

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(( HEY I'M BACK.

...anyone still alive? ; u ; ))