I CAN'T DIE

Ain't no party like a white trash party cause a white trash party usually ends in someone going to jail. [Indie Kenny McCormick from South Park. Sideblog to diggingzeholes.]

[chingazos]

don’t you kiss me you fucking judas

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i’ll be judas and you be pilate and we can wash our hands of this

[chingazos]

et tu kenny

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kiss kiss

[chingazos]

here i am trying to be romantic by telling i’m his mexican guacamole and all he does is punch me

[chingazos]

i mean you need to pound avocados hard to make guacamole

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i’m going to stab you now

[chingazos]

i’ll salsa your enchiladas

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i’ll queso your face

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brock just told me that he would pork my tamale if you don’t hear from him for awhile it’s cause i punched his shark teeth in

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i just asked brock if that was how he used to pole dance and he said OUT LOUD ‘ART’

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i’m thinking a sandwich ;]

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looks like the kiddo wants a go

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it’s fucking cold

[hardknxcks]

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remember when i got @chingazos to take a selfie with me? he was disgruntled

[chingazos]

hij0 de puta

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you know that would happen babycakes 

[cuervosmuertos]

neener neener

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be nice to your damn brother

[chingazos]

hij0 de puta

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you know that would happen babycakes 

[fawnmother1-deactivated20161019]

*wakes my gf up at 2am* what are your thoughts on bigfoot. do you think she’d like me? like as a friend?

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@chingazos

[chingazos]

kenny is

fucking

saying trump is jesus christ in this fucking thick s0uthern accent and h0w h’s g0nna get nailed and i just fucking asked

y0u g0nna nail him hard

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nail him so hard and wash my hands like pontious pilates did cause the bible said so

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i have lots of feelings  i feel like kyle what the flying fuck

i learned something today

[katesmess-deactivated20140831]

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except on T-mobile cause the T sorta looks like a dick

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@chingazos

have i told you lately....that i’d fuck you.