Hi I'm Valerie

my old account is @mosstheidiot, bigender, she/her/he/him, pansexual, I sometimes write, 18, plants are cool and so are snakes, cat person

[mosslikeadaflower]

Masterlist

About Me

Hey I'm Valerie

My requests are open and i will only close them if i have a lot of fics i need to work on

My pronouns are she / her / he / him

I'm pansexual and bigender (so for those who might not know being bigender (at least in my case) is feeling both male and female but instead of a ever changing gender (like for example genderflux i believe) i feel both genders at the same time. small reminder that every bigender person experiences being bigender and different so just because i experience something one way someone might experience the same thing in a different way<3)

I'm afab and don't feel dysphoria / the need to transition

My favorite movie is either Lilo & Stitch or The Lion King

I have some (14) chickens

I live in the south currently

I definitely don't have a giant crush on Jasper from The Twilight Saga (this is a joke that man is so pretty<3 (he's problematic as fuck tho))

I constantly make fun of my best friend for being short when I'm only a few taller than them

My favorite flowers are sunflowers, black dahlias, rainbow roses, & daisies (although i love daisies the most out of the four)

My favorite crystals are moonstone, obsidian, selenite, and opal

My favorite smells are lavender and vanilla

One time I got my knee stuck in bars on the playground for like 15 minutes

I like sweet tea, horror movies / shows, cats, and climbing trees

I can shake my eyes in a weird way

My favorite holiday is Halloween

My favorite season is winter and my least favorite season is summer

I'm heat sensitive (which contributes to summer being my least favorite season)

Anon List

👻 anon / ghost anon

anarchy anon

🌙 anon / moon anon

(accepting anon requests)

Shows / Movies / Books I'll write for

Twilight

Octonauts (this is (mostly) a joke)

Bnha / Mha

Criminal Minds

Ncis

Fruits Basket

Kamisama Kiss / Kamisama Hajimemashita

Wings of Fire

Dsmp

Mcu

The Den Of Shadows Quartet

Mbav

Harry Potter (golden trio era and marauders era)

Bones

Northern Rescue

Caos

Chicago Med

The Night Shift

Characters I'll write for

Alice Cullen (Twilight)

Rosalie Hale (Twilight)

Jasper Hale (Twilight)

Leah Clearwater (Twilight)

(p!) Emmett Cullen (Twilight)

Jane Volturi (Twilight)

(p!) Alec Volturi (Twilight)

Caius Volturi (Twilight)

Aro Volturi (Twilight)

Carlisle Cullen (Twilight)

Felix Volturi (Twilight)

Demitri Volturi (Twilight)

Shellington (Octonauts)

Dashi (Octonauts)

Tweak (Octonauts)

Peso (Octonauts)

Kwazii (Octonauts)

Nemuri Kayama (Midnight) (Bnha / Mha)

Shota Aizawa (Eraserhead) (Bnha / Mha)

Mirio Togata (Lemillion) (Bnha / Mha)

Tamaki Amajiki (Suneater) (Bnha / Mha)

Himiko Toga (Bnha / Mha)

Tomura Shigaraki (Bnha / Mha)

Touya Todoroki (Dabi) (Bnha / Mha)

Shoto Todoroki (I'm Pretty Sure His Hero Name Is His First Name) (Bnha / Mha)

Tenyida Iida (Ingenium) (Bnha / Mha)

Tsu Asui (Froppy) (Bnha / Mha)

Mezo Shoji (Tentacole) (Bnha / Mha)

Nejire Hado (Nejire-Chan) (Bnha / Mha)

Elle Greenaway (Criminal Minds)

Emily Prentiss (Criminal Minds)

Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds)

Penelope Garcia (Criminal Minds)

Tara Lewis (Criminal Minds)

Ziva David (Ncis)

Abby Schuito (Ncis)

Cate / Kate Todd (Ncis)

Kyo Sohma (Fruits Basket)

Hatsuharu Sohma (Fruits Basket)

Hatori Sohma (Fruits Basket)

Arisa Uotani (Fruits Basket)

Saki Hanajima (Fruits Basket)

Tomoe (Kamisama Kiss / Kamisama Hajimemashita)

Nanami Momozono (Kamisama Kiss / Kamisama Hajimemashita)

Mizuki (Kamisama Kiss / Kamisama Hajimemashita)

Clay (Wings of Fire)

Tsunami (Wings of Fire)

Sunny (Wings of Fire)

Glory (Wings of Fire)

Starflight (Wings of Fire)

Peril (Wings of Fire)

Queen Scarlet (Wings of Fire)

(p!) Kestrel (Wings of Fire)

Riptide (Wings of Fire)

Kinkajou (Wings of Fire)

Deathbringer (Wings of Fire)

Blister (Wings of Fire)

Blaze (Wings of Fire)

Burn (Wings of Fire)

Jambo (Wings of Fire)

Winter (Wings of Fire)

Moonwatcher (Wings of Fire)

Qibli (Wings of Fire)

Turtle (Wings of Fire)

Carnelian (Wings of Fire)

Tamarin (Wings of Fire)

C!Technoblade (Dsmp)

C!Philza (Dsmp)

C!Niki (Dsmp)

(p!)C!Puffy (Dsmp)

CC! and C!Eret (Dsmp)

CC! and C!Wilbur (Dsmp)

CC! and C!Jack (Dsmp)

C!Fundy (Dsmp)

Natasha Romanoff (Mcu)

Pietro Maximoff (no I won't write for boner man) (Mcu)

Wanda Maximoff (Mcu)

Loki Laufeyson (Mcu)

Sam Wilson (Mcu)

Sharon Carter (Mcu)

Agatha Harkness (Mcu)

Darcy Lewis (Mcu)

(p!) Pepper Potts (Mcu)

Bruce Banner (Mcu)

Peter Parker (Mcu)

Risika (The Den Of Shadows Quartet)

Aubrey (The Den Of Shadows Quartet)

Jager (The Den Of Shadows Quartet)

Fala (The Den Of Shadows Quartet)

Rory Keaner (Mbav)

Benny Weir (Mbav)

Ethan Morgan (Mbav)

Erica Jones (Mbav)

Sarah Fox (Mbav)

Sirius Black (Harry Potter)

Remus Black (Harry Potter)

Marlene McKinnon (Harry Potter)

Lily Evans (Harry Potter)

Regulus Black (Harry Potter)

Pandora Lovegood (Harry Potter)

Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter)

Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)

Neville Longbottom (Harry Potter)

Ginny Weasley (Harry Potter)

Zack Addy (Bones)

Lance Sweets (Bones)

Temperance Brennan (Bones)

Vincent Nigel Murray (Bones)

Scout West (Northern Rescue)

Maddie West (Northern Rescue)

Things I'll write

Headcanons

Oneshots

Imagines

Fluff

HurtComfort / Angst to Fluff

GN! or male! reader

poly ships x reader (as long as it's not a gross ship like reader x minor x legal adult(looking at you people who ship peter and tony / peter and any other person that isn't a minor))

Things I' ll write (but if you request it there's no guarantee I'll do it)

Spicy (bordering on nsfw) things

Fem! reader

Things I Won't Write

Nsfw

All Angst

Incest

Stepcest

Anything involving pregnancy or kids (just makes me uncomfortable, more power to ya if you've gone through childbirth. I hope your organs are okay)

⚠️Important Things⚠️

1. I live in the edt timezone, so, when requesting something make sure it's not from 1:00 am - 4:00 pm edt because I won't be able to see it during that time (unless you're wiling to wait a few extra hours for me to get to your request than it usually takes me).

2. If you request literally anything on my things I won't write for list I will answer your ask as soon as possible like with some way of telling you I won't do that request and depending on how negatively I feel about the ask, if I feel very negatively about it then I'll block you no hesitation, but if I don't feel too bad about it I'll give you another chance to request something else but if you request from the won't write for list again, even just once, I will block you.

3. Whenever I block someone I go on with my day. I don't question my choices so if I block you I'm going to continue with what I was previously doing and won't question if I should unblock you or not.

4. I AM a minor so any sort of sexual reactions toward anything I post / say will get you blocked extremely fast. If you want nsfw content get tf off my blog and go to an 18+ only writing blog.

5. I do plan on one day cleaning up my masterlist and making it a style I like a lot (and I might take some inspo from @spoopy-fish-writes (like the whole library type setup they have) if they're okay with it)

Dni List

Schlatt antis

Really any mcyt antis (Unless said mcyt has done something i don't agree with)

Racists / homophobes / transphobes / misogynists / islamophobes / antisemites / pedos / any other forms of discrimination / terfs / pro-peta / anti-abortionists / pro-military / anti-socialism / anti-vax / anyone who makes up excuses for any of that

Cmc / Kaceytron supporters

Please Interact List

Schlatt fans

Fans of mcyts

Pro: lgbtq+ rights, my body my choice, pro socialism / communism, vax, and anti: peta, military, islamophobia, homophobia, transphobia, pedos, terfs, antisemitism, and misogyny

Favorite streamers are: Ranboo, Tuboo, Nihachu, Technoblade, BoomerNA, Jack Manifold, Tommyinnit, JustaMinx, JSchlatt, Foolish_gamers, Ph1Lza, or Captain Puffy

Accepting Requests?

Yes, and I don't really plan on closing requests for a while

If a character doesn't have (p!) you can still request something platonic w/ them

[dr4cul4f4ng]

repost if you want the balls of a fictional killer in your mouth rn

😈

[lightbluedaisie-deactivated2022]

The urge to bother my mutuals

[lightbluedaisie-deactivated2022]

[jaynotwayne]

reblog if it’s okay for your mutuals to bother you <3

[ka039]

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

[something-spectacular]

I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.

PLEASE reblog this.

[mahbonesmccoy]

Reblogging for awareness!!!

[mosslikeadaflower]

i've just realized that because i am bigender i could be considered 2-in-1 shampoo & conditioner

[mosslikeadaflower]

(this post probably needs a bit of a tw for some stuff that i mention)

hey i know that i haven't really been posting recently and the reasons for them are because my computer brokw, my mom and i got into a colossal screaming match (that devolved into me telling her about all the trauma / pain she caused me), i've been feeling mentally and physically worse recently, and finally because i've been more sensitive to textures lately than i used to be

this post isn't entirely to vent i swear and i wanted to say that i'm planning on writing more and posting more and i'll be trying to stick to my promises a lot more often and i'm gonna update my "masterlist" (i realized it isn't really a masterlist but i don't know how to do the links to posts) and i might also do the wings of fire "rewrite" with an oc in it but who knows

any ways i'm planning on adjusting some things on my masterlist and adding some characters (and three shows i'll most definintley be adding are caos. chicago med, & the night shift to my masterlist)

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[labelleizzy]

My life is pretty good but definitely sharing this out for all my folks who might need it!

[bnhabadass]

i love hearing about everyone’s good luck stories 🥰

[mosslikeadaflower]

hey y'all i'm gonna take yet another break from tumblr for a while

just a small mental break and to work on some of my missed assignments i have a lot of missed assignments

[unokmindent]

[weirdness-is-good]

Mutuals do this.

[a5tr0n0m1cal]

the love is stored in the bonk

[mosslikeadaflower]

minor-ish spoilers

honestly i'm kinda tempted to make a fully fleshed out n all wings of fire oc and just like write about their adventures in the series???ig???

and i have plenty of ideas on how to do them reacting to narwhal's death, meeting silkwings/hivewings/leafwings, darkstalker escaping the mountain, those types of things i don't really know how to explain it in a way that makes sense

anyways idk if i should do it though

[tsurangaconundrum]

come and get your gender here folks! assigned gender at uquiz! 

[anonymousgeekhere]

gay kindergarten teacher

the sweaters with apples embroidered. cardigans in pastel colors. low top converse. are you unhinged about crochet? i think you have the capability to be unhinged about crochet. you have to be the hottest person at this craft store and i like that a lot.

[spoopy-fish-writes]

mx frizzle

dr frankenstein and the 80s had a beautiful gender baby and that’s what it’s all about. funky earrings and strong prints and being the most fuckable person at this science convention

And so my role as the mad scientist continues 😌

[mosslikeadaflower]

secret good dean winchester

openly genderweird. wears band tees. see KD artsy-fartsy-trash on tumblr for images. its about the masculinity and the leather jackets and the crop tops and the stompy womens boots. go put on some dangly earrings and tell your internalized homophobia to go fuck itself you hottie.

honestly i'm flattered

[sotc]

when mage’s eyes glow/change color while casting their spells reblog if u agree

[hellothepixel]

sans

[miss-sagemoon]

how do I reblog to disagree

[lady-of-the-spirit]

"I'm glad you're okay" but said by someone who has just had the shit beaten out of them, to someone who is not hurt at all, is a brilliant trope and I lose my mind every time.

[minfonica]

[fanghusband]

im joining the war on vampirism on the side of the vampirism

[anxietyproblem]

[mosslikeadaflower]

Can you write dating Alice Cullen while you're human headcannon

absolutely dear

Fandom: The Twilight Saga

Warnings: None I think

Pronouns: None mentioned

honestly I wrote this in like a span of ten minutes because I got my first request in like months while I felt up for it enough to write so sorry if it's terrible, also I'm like 90% sure I barely mentioned reader being human but whatever

- chaos is an understatement

- i headcanon Alice's love language to be giving gifts and physical touch so expect her to be very touchy and shower you with gifts

- she'll definetley text you random memes in the middle of class

- she's comfortable with making jokes with you about your mortality and (most likely) inevitable death in the future (unlike some people *cough*Edward*cough*)

- if the cullens ever have a game night she's going to decimate her brothers at mario cart

- and if she ever were to play minecraft then she'd probably be the type of player to pick flowers and build pretty houses and i love that for her

- moral of the story; out of all the cullen children she'd probably be the best s/o (def second to carlisle tho if we're talking about the entire family in general)