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mossy he/him, 20 lesboy vampire-liker multifandom // minors dni

[mossycakes]

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ao3 account: @/mossy_cakes

art account: @laudanum-and-arsenic

tiktok: @/mossy_cakes

non exhaustive fandom/interests list: interview with the vampire, vampire media/gothic lit, its always sunny in philadelphia, death note, dan and phil, undertale/deltarune, breaking bad/better call saul, lord of the rings, moomin, hannibal, house md, game grumps, zelda, fight club, smiling friends

will use "#tw sh" to talk about sh so make sure to block that tag if that makes you uncomfortable

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[finch-in-a-pinch]

i like to think Kendall sucked on the barrel of the gun of the methhead twink who killed Connor’s dog like it was a strap on .

[americwa]

evil proship sigmund freud, you can't say that!

[roanlovesvampires]

Lestat's recollection of Detroit is honestly so fucking funny and definitely inaccurate at some parts

he's like "first, i took a piss in these eco-friendly urinals. yes, this is VERY IMPORTANT!"

"then a nonbinary vampire and her- i mean their- friend ALSO took huge pisses! she- i mean they- pissed hands-free with their incredibly strong pelvic floor muscles. yes, the vampire lestat respects pronouns, write that down."

"i always wash my hands after using the bathroom. even when i'm fucked up on LSD and ecstasy! even if the other people at the urinal didn't wash their hands! yes Daniel, this is VERY important to write down!"

"and then we had elevator sex so hot that the bellboy joined in!"

"i would have EASILY beat the Fang Gang normally, but you see, i did too many drugs and fucked too hard. it was the sex legs, i swear!"

[mossycakes]

the vampire lestat (2026)

[cuntyfieddemon]

T MINUS HOW MUCH TIME BEFORE THE AUSTRALIANS HAVE THE EPISODE ??????

[rickyapologist]

i just heard james acaster talking about how limmy is one of his favorite comedians and how inspirational limmy's show has been on his career. nobody fucking talk to me right now!!!

[mossycakes]

mum asked if i needed some "mum time" n i said "yk who else needs mum time..." she IMMEDIATELY glared at me and told me to get out. i think she knew the answer was lestat lmfao

[mossycakes]

charlie ocd is real and important TO ME

[souljoy]

[mossycakes]

cmooon..... do something.....

[hysteric-boy]

Idk man I’m just a dog with internet access

[mossycakes]

me and my brothers ongoing argument about is it weird to fuck peaches

[mossycakes]

ive been genuinely fatigued for like. the last week or so now

[mossycakes]

dreamt i was explaining aralas

[mossycakes]

really against cannibalism atm

[reputayswift]