don't kiss the mail man

mossy he/him, 20 lesboy vampire-liker multifandom // minors dni

[mossycakes]

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ao3 account: @/mossy_cakes

art account: @laudanum-and-arsenic

tiktok: @/mossy_cakes

non exhaustive fandom/interests list: interview with the vampire, vampire media/gothic lit, its always sunny in philadelphia, death note, dan and phil, undertale/deltarune, breaking bad/better call saul, lord of the rings, moomin, hannibal, house md, game grumps, zelda, fight club, smiling friends

will use "#tw sh" to talk about sh so make sure to block that tag if that makes you uncomfortable

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[theside-b]

[mydemonicas]

nothing changes.

[lioncourtz]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 03.01 | "Detroit"

[mossycakes]

chris dying at 20 in the book stephen king you sick fuck😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[mossycakes]

no but seriously what are we gonna do when we hear the fantasy of happiness or GOD FORBID the whole world was ready to return in s3

[endiness]

There was Larry, the front man made sideman, choking his guitar neck nightly, wishing it was mine.

[mossycakes]

no you dont understand. the terrible lyrics are CRUCIAL to tvl music

[mossycakes]

im going home tonight due to an emergency so i think that means i get unlimited talking to my mum abt tvl this evening YAY HAHA YAY

[mossycakes]

also did lestat cum in his pants during the long face performance or am i just really horny

[mossycakes]

no you dont understand. the terrible lyrics are CRUCIAL to tvl music

[mossycakes]

NEED nicki. NEED. NEED HIM NOW. NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

[userarmand]

armand being starved into psychosis then forced to eat riccardo is under-discussed in terms of why he is the way he is imo

[mossycakes]

picking up my antidepressants in the same outfit i was in yesterday

[mossycakes]

almost missed my doctors apt today because i felt so ill😐 stupid

[mossycakes]

i have never been into au's but a knight x princess macdennis au is calling to me

[mossycakes]

in my world, if there were a sunny fairytale story it would be told like the gang cracks the liberty bell, where modern day mac and dennis are making up the story that stars them. that way you could have a mix of fairytale writing and modern day languge without sticking too hard to one or the other, like in the janitor always mops twice. maybe in this au theyre looking after brian jr who asks for a bedtime story and they tell a story of the beautiful dennis and his brave sir mac hehehe

[mossycakes]

actually, itd be really cute if it started out as a bedtime story for brian jr but then they keep arguing. so like i imagine mac would swear or say something inappropriate and dennis has to tell him to "hey watch your damn language in front of my kid". the story continues until they start arguing about their "characters" or their roles. then the next morning theyd walk into the bar still arguing about it at which point the rest of the gang would get involved and it turns into a whole thing

[mossycakes]

working title ;)

[charmac]

REN FAIRE OUTFITS FOR CHARLIE AND FRANK!!!

AND MAC

HES A KNIGHT

(and this means Ren Faire is 1808! Written by Davee & John Chernin and Rob Rosell!)