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mossy he/him, 20 lesboy vampire-liker multifandom // minors dni

[mossycakes]

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ao3 account: @/mossy_cakes

art account: @laudanum-and-arsenic

tiktok: @/mossy_cakes

non exhaustive fandom/interests list: interview with the vampire, vampire media/gothic lit, its always sunny in philadelphia, death note, dan and phil, undertale/deltarune, breaking bad/better call saul, lord of the rings, moomin, hannibal, house md, game grumps, zelda, fight club, smiling friends

will use "#tw sh" to talk about sh so make sure to block that tag if that makes you uncomfortable

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[mossycakes]

almost missed my doctors apt today because i felt so ill😐 stupid

[mossycakes]

i have never been into au's but a knight x princess macdennis au is calling to me

[mossycakes]

in my world, if there were a sunny fairytale story it would be told like the gang cracks the liberty bell, where modern day mac and dennis are making up the story that stars them. that way you could have a mix of fairytale writing and modern day languge without sticking too hard to one or the other, like in the janitor always mops twice. maybe in this au theyre looking after brian jr who asks for a bedtime story and they tell a story of the beautiful dennis and his brave sir mac hehehe

[mossycakes]

actually, itd be really cute if it started out as a bedtime story for brian jr but then they keep arguing. so like i imagine mac would swear or say something inappropriate and dennis has to tell him to "hey watch your damn language in front of my kid". the story continues until they start arguing about their "characters" or their roles. then the next morning theyd walk into the bar still arguing about it at which point the rest of the gang would get involved and it turns into a whole thing

[mossycakes]

working title ;)

[charmac]

REN FAIRE OUTFITS FOR CHARLIE AND FRANK!!!

AND MAC

HES A KNIGHT

(and this means Ren Faire is 1808! Written by Davee & John Chernin and Rob Rosell!)

[koiagain]

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj

[paparaxote]

That little voice in your head

[paparaxote]

apex predator

[kamikazefreakoit]

the little trio that delainey assad and eric have formed is so important to me. its like two weird teenagers with their favorite english teacher.

[evildilf2]

[mossycakes]

guys my heart is genuinely breaking into a million pieces my whole gc (me and 2 others) are beyond miserable rn omg i want to cry why are my friends upset thats not fair they dknt deserve that OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK

[sillystigmata]

Me after zero drinks.

[mossycakes]

wait. is there gay hentai

[omegaverse-yuri]

im so curious what do you think yaoi is

[mossycakes]

um. a beautiful summers evening. a babbling brook sparkling in the sun. a rainbow brightening the sky after a storm

[mossycakes]

next youll tell me jerking off is real

[mossycakes]

wait. is there gay hentai

[mossycakes]

WHAT

[mossycakes]

kids with ocd/anxiety who couldnt watch toy story: you are seen

[niccoguedes]

Rare aesthetic: you’re Assad Zaman at NYCC2025

[flopstat]

lestat in s3