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mossy he/him, 20 lesboy vampire-liker multifandom // minors dni

[mossycakes]

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ao3 account: @/mossy_cakes

art account: @laudanum-and-arsenic

tiktok: @/mossy_cakes

non exhaustive fandom/interests list: interview with the vampire, vampire media/gothic lit, its always sunny in philadelphia, death note, dan and phil, undertale/deltarune, breaking bad/better call saul, lord of the rings, moomin, hannibal, house md, game grumps, zelda, fight club, smiling friends

will use "#tw sh" to talk about sh so make sure to block that tag if that makes you uncomfortable

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[mossycakes]

kendall going to find roman and con after the crash is breaking my heartttt he js wanted normalcy but he ACTUALLY ruined his relationships w his family almost irreparably just an hour beforehand CAN WE FUCKING DIE

[mossycakes]

there is nothing. more important than family

[mossycakes]

kendall going to find roman and con after the crash is breaking my heartttt he js wanted normalcy but he ACTUALLY ruined his relationships w his family almost irreparably just an hour beforehand CAN WE FUCKING DIE

[mossycakes]

the funniest thing that ever happened to me was when i watched the s1 finale of succession for the first time. i felt legitimately sick over the car crash and was beyond floored. when kendall rejoined the party and i gotta feeling was playing i literally couldnt believe my eyes. anyways shortly after finishing the episode my friend came into my room because we had plans. we proceeded to drink for the next like. 10 hours until 6 in the morning. we were SHITFACED. we walked over to mcdonalds at 6 in the goddamn morning after drinking all night and WHAT song is playing when we get in there? thats right. i gotta feeling by the black eyed peas. i genuinely thought id lose my mind in real life and in that moment i understood kendall roy more than ever before

[mossycakes]

watching the s1 finale rn and i could actually cry im so sad i cant even be horny over kendalls tits😭🥺

[mossycakes]

bothers me when characters who would LOVE cutting self harm in other ways such as drug or alcohol abuse. baby PLEASE pick up the razor….. for me🥺

[mossycakes]

what if kendall and greg fucked though

[finch-in-a-pinch]

Me @ Kendall & Shiv

[mossycakes]

emo boys kissing

[mossycakes]

during toms wedding speech the camera cuts to nate, shivs affair partner, and greg, toms affair partner

[eros-ghoulette]

see this? you can't tell me Armand wasn't going crazy by just looking at this mans belly

[finch-in-a-pinch]

i like to think Kendall sucked on the barrel of the gun of the methhead twink who killed Connor’s dog like it was a strap on .

[americwa]

evil proship sigmund freud, you can't say that!

[roanlovesvampires]

Lestat's recollection of Detroit is honestly so fucking funny and definitely inaccurate at some parts

he's like "first, i took a piss in these eco-friendly urinals. yes, this is VERY IMPORTANT!"

"then a nonbinary vampire and her- i mean their- friend ALSO took huge pisses! she- i mean they- pissed hands-free with their incredibly strong pelvic floor muscles. yes, the vampire lestat respects pronouns, write that down."

"i always wash my hands after using the bathroom. even when i'm fucked up on LSD and ecstasy! even if the other people at the urinal didn't wash their hands! yes Daniel, this is VERY important to write down!"

"and then we had elevator sex so hot that the bellboy joined in!"

"i would have EASILY beat the Fang Gang normally, but you see, i did too many drugs and fucked too hard. it was the sex legs, i swear!"

[mossycakes]

the vampire lestat (2026)

[cuntyfieddemon]

T MINUS HOW MUCH TIME BEFORE THE AUSTRALIANS HAVE THE EPISODE ??????

[rickyapologist]

i just heard james acaster talking about how limmy is one of his favorite comedians and how inspirational limmy's show has been on his career. nobody fucking talk to me right now!!!