don't kiss the mail man

mossy he/him, 21 lesboy vampire-liker multifandom // minors dni

[mossycakes]

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ao3 account: @/mossy_cakes

art account: @laudanum-and-arsenic

tiktok: @/mossy_cakes

non exhaustive fandom/interests list: interview with the vampire, vampire media/gothic lit, its always sunny in philadelphia, death note, dan and phil, undertale/deltarune, breaking bad/better call saul, lord of the rings, moomin, hannibal, house md, game grumps, zelda, fight club, smiling friends

will use "#tw sh" to talk about sh so make sure to block that tag if that makes you uncomfortable

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[mossycakes]

the mehoff brotbers, jack and suck

[everoutoftouch]

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

[vampire-in-the-corner]

Literally The Vampire Chronicles

[mossycakes]

press ✖️ to pet

[mossycakes]

peeled myself out of bed tday to clean the kitchen and now that thats done im going the FUCK back to bed gn

[mossycakes]

im sorry to keep misery posting but seriously do you know how bad my life has to be for me to be angry

[mossycakes]

like i could probably count on both hands the number of times in my life ive actually been angry and even when the worst stuff has happened to me i dont get angry. i get upset or sad or scared or annoyed or frustrated or. bemused but never angry. but holy shit im fucking angry right now. i could seriously punch some shit man i just wanna fucking scream

[mossycakes]

im sorry to keep misery posting but seriously do you know how bad my life has to be for me to be angry

[spacesmoss]

many faces

[mossycakes]

u maynot know this about mebut i actually livein a mid century modern mansion in the bay area. i have irls on this app who can testify. right guys

[mossycakes]

when she has erectile dysfunction

[mossycakes]

cape cod/coastal cottage is the alltime worst aesthetic eugh

[mossycakes]

when you jack off and it sucks #thatsthatbadshit

[finch-in-a-pinch]

If I were in New Mexico 2008 I would’ve stopped it

[mossycakes]

thought to myself "all things considered i think im.coping pretty well" before realising i was drawing fucked up death art in total silence

[mossycakes]

in a fucking rotten ass mood

[mossycakes]

im never deleting this app