don't kiss the mail man

mossy he/him, 20 lesboy vampire-liker multifandom // minors dni

[mossycakes]

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ao3 account: @/mossy_cakes

art account: @laudanum-and-arsenic

tiktok: @/mossy_cakes

non exhaustive fandom/interests list: interview with the vampire, vampire media/gothic lit, its always sunny in philadelphia, death note, dan and phil, undertale/deltarune, breaking bad/better call saul, lord of the rings, moomin, hannibal, house md, game grumps, zelda, fight club, smiling friends

will use "#tw sh" to talk about sh so make sure to block that tag if that makes you uncomfortable

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[professional-rat-eater]

Oh nooooooooooooo now that David is dead I guess someone else is going to have to interview Armand to write his book. That’s sooooooo terrible. If only there was another character with investigative skills and experience writing books about vampires, maybe someone who is actually invested in Armand and cares about him and his story.

But who???? Who could do that?????

[byedisaster]

I am justifying it to myself by: Lestat is telling the story and he wanted to give his brothers bad wigs

[mossycakes]

what if daniel gets the twins dream this season

[mossycakes]

im actually a pretty private person irl but trust if my physical health issues get diagnosed after my hospital visit i WILL be updating all of you

[saunteringdorian]

tvl ep2 art !!

The scene with Daniel and Louis might have been the episode highlight for me :]

Ofc armands haunting the narrative as usual-

[knifelesbianjo]

[...] get me a frame of pretty green eyes again.

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT | "Toledo"

[mossycakes]

you either die a smart fella or live long enough to see yourself become a fart smella

[mossycakes]

the liar show: now with more incest!

[mossycakes]

watched scary videos and now im scared #unforseen

[mossycakes]

unfortunately the shit you were into at 12 will truly never leave you

[boykavalier]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT "Toledo"

[mossycakes]

i strongly disagree

[sillystigmata]

Waking up and remembering that Louis killed David Talbot, girl who is going to be okay!

[targetedknowledge]

[reticent-vampire]

[valtsv]

i would make the worst kind of vampire because i would always be like "hey check out how long i can go without blood lol" as a form of guilty self-harm poorly disguised as discipline and then black out and binge-slaughter a bunch of people, only reinforcing my conviction that i need to develop better self control by starving myself as often as possible