don't kiss the mail man

mossy he/him, 20 lesboy vampire-liker multifandom // minors dni

[mossycakes]

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ao3 account: @/mossy_cakes

art account: @laudanum-and-arsenic

tiktok: @/mossy_cakes

non exhaustive fandom/interests list: interview with the vampire, vampire media/gothic lit, its always sunny in philadelphia, death note, dan and phil, undertale/deltarune, breaking bad/better call saul, lord of the rings, moomin, hannibal, house md, game grumps, zelda, fight club, smiling friends

will use "#tw sh" to talk about sh so make sure to block that tag if that makes you uncomfortable

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[mossycakes]

if you would like to read me wikipedia pages while i fall asleep thatd be great thanks

[mossycakes]

i only watched the first season of buffy but i was shipping angel and giles so hard. i havent really interacted w the fandom so is this like. a thing or is it js me fujoshing out

[genderfuckdoom]

ppl really are making the cutest most tension-packed coupley ship art and then tagging it with "NOT a ship. i do NOT ship them. if you ship them you should Cease To Be Alive"

[starloving-186]

ask game!

making an ask game purely out of boredom

if you had to dye your hair, what colour would you pick?

in an emergency, who would you call?

favourite scent and why?

who is a role model in your life, real or fictional?

three people you wish you could meet?

would you rather be permanently moving/on the road, or live in the same place for your whole life?

describe a dream you had recently

favourite accessory you own?

how would you survive an apocalypse or at least attempt to?

dream pet?

song you listened to in childhood?

how do you show affection (this can be platonic or romantic)?

favourite film?

piece of media that left a lasting impact on you?

any “paranormal” or unexplainable experiences?

favourite type of chocolate?

drink of choice?

a compliment you’ve received?

best gift you’ve gotten?

dream car?

describe a nightmare you’ve had?

favourite time of day/night?

a hobby you tried but didn’t stick with?

movie or tv show you want to watch?

dream room?

share one outlook you have on life?

a favourite lyric?

favourite way to spend time alone?

share an adventure you went on?

what are your opinions on the person asking?

[mossycakes]

came here to vaguepost and the first two posts when i opened the app were mutuals vagueposting (smiles wistfully) …i love you guys

[mossycakes]

she never understood a fucking word i said

[mossycakes]

mum used my pronouns naturally the other day btw

[mossycakes]

i have never once cared about new emoji announcements

[mossycakes]

not even the mpreg one

[mossycakes]

i have never once cared about new emoji announcements

[mossycakes]

omg this has happened so many times where ppl who i think are mutuals it turns out i forgor to follow them back lmfao so if we've interacted a bunch and i follow you at a totally random time ignore that and pretend i followed you ages ago. because in my heart i did

[mossycakes]

I FUCKING HATE TAME IMPALA😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[mossycakes]

no but seriously imagine it

[mossycakes]

kendall going to find roman and con after the crash is breaking my heartttt he js wanted normalcy but he ACTUALLY ruined his relationships w his family almost irreparably just an hour beforehand CAN WE FUCKING DIE

[mossycakes]

there is nothing. more important than family

[mossycakes]

kendall going to find roman and con after the crash is breaking my heartttt he js wanted normalcy but he ACTUALLY ruined his relationships w his family almost irreparably just an hour beforehand CAN WE FUCKING DIE

[mossycakes]

the funniest thing that ever happened to me was when i watched the s1 finale of succession for the first time. i felt legitimately sick over the car crash and was beyond floored. when kendall rejoined the party and i gotta feeling was playing i literally couldnt believe my eyes. anyways shortly after finishing the episode my friend came into my room because we had plans. we proceeded to drink for the next like. 10 hours until 6 in the morning. we were SHITFACED. we walked over to mcdonalds at 6 in the goddamn morning after drinking all night and WHAT song is playing when we get in there? thats right. i gotta feeling by the black eyed peas. i genuinely thought id lose my mind in real life and in that moment i understood kendall roy more than ever before

[mossycakes]

watching the s1 finale rn and i could actually cry im so sad i cant even be horny over kendalls tits😭🥺