don't kiss the mail man

mossy he/him, 20 lesboy vampire-liker multifandom // minors dni

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ao3 account: @/mossy_cakes

art account: @laudanum-and-arsenic

tiktok: @/mossy_cakes

non exhaustive fandom/interests list: interview with the vampire, vampire media/gothic lit, its always sunny in philadelphia, death note, dan and phil, undertale/deltarune, breaking bad/better call saul, lord of the rings, moomin, hannibal, house md, game grumps, zelda, fight club, smiling friends

will use "#tw sh" to talk about sh so make sure to block that tag if that makes you uncomfortable

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mum used my pronouns naturally the other day btw

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i have never once cared about new emoji announcements

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not even the mpreg one

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i have never once cared about new emoji announcements

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omg this has happened so many times where ppl who i think are mutuals it turns out i forgor to follow them back lmfao so if we've interacted a bunch and i follow you at a totally random time ignore that and pretend i followed you ages ago. because in my heart i did

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I FUCKING HATE TAME IMPALA😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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no but seriously imagine it

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kendall going to find roman and con after the crash is breaking my heartttt he js wanted normalcy but he ACTUALLY ruined his relationships w his family almost irreparably just an hour beforehand CAN WE FUCKING DIE

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there is nothing. more important than family

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kendall going to find roman and con after the crash is breaking my heartttt he js wanted normalcy but he ACTUALLY ruined his relationships w his family almost irreparably just an hour beforehand CAN WE FUCKING DIE

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the funniest thing that ever happened to me was when i watched the s1 finale of succession for the first time. i felt legitimately sick over the car crash and was beyond floored. when kendall rejoined the party and i gotta feeling was playing i literally couldnt believe my eyes. anyways shortly after finishing the episode my friend came into my room because we had plans. we proceeded to drink for the next like. 10 hours until 6 in the morning. we were SHITFACED. we walked over to mcdonalds at 6 in the goddamn morning after drinking all night and WHAT song is playing when we get in there? thats right. i gotta feeling by the black eyed peas. i genuinely thought id lose my mind in real life and in that moment i understood kendall roy more than ever before

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watching the s1 finale rn and i could actually cry im so sad i cant even be horny over kendalls tits😭🥺

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bothers me when characters who would LOVE cutting self harm in other ways such as drug or alcohol abuse. baby PLEASE pick up the razor….. for me🥺

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what if kendall and greg fucked though

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Me @ Kendall & Shiv

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emo boys kissing

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during toms wedding speech the camera cuts to nate, shivs affair partner, and greg, toms affair partner

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see this? you can't tell me Armand wasn't going crazy by just looking at this mans belly