don't kiss the mail man

mossy he/him, 20 lesboy vampire-liker multifandom // minors dni

[mossycakes]

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ao3 account: @/mossy_cakes

art account: @laudanum-and-arsenic

tiktok: @/mossy_cakes

non exhaustive fandom/interests list: interview with the vampire, vampire media/gothic lit, its always sunny in philadelphia, death note, dan and phil, undertale/deltarune, breaking bad/better call saul, lord of the rings, moomin, hannibal, house md, game grumps, zelda, fight club, smiling friends

will use "#tw sh" to talk about sh so make sure to block that tag if that makes you uncomfortable

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[boykavalier]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT "Toledo"

[mossycakes]

i strongly disagree

[sillystigmata]

Waking up and remembering that Louis killed David Talbot, girl who is going to be okay!

[targetedknowledge]

[reticent-vampire]

[valtsv]

i would make the worst kind of vampire because i would always be like "hey check out how long i can go without blood lol" as a form of guilty self-harm poorly disguised as discipline and then black out and binge-slaughter a bunch of people, only reinforcing my conviction that i need to develop better self control by starving myself as often as possible

[misscellophane]

Stupid ass 69 year old toddler and his blood hookah

[pink0paques]

daniel, every single episode: so blood ammirite guys

[nozaeron]

the fact that he actually counted every day he spent without louis. every second that was on his path to louis. the most chalant person ever

[jaypentaghast]

I like Lestat's narration because he said: they argued a bit and then Danlou went on a little date to a nice restaurant ☺️😌

[moosebeans]

"there's no unreliable narration this season"

lestat, openly: I will speak for other characters whenever I feel like it

[mossycakes]

david talbot dead congratulations rolin jones for doing the funniest possible thing

[sillystigmata]

I love my this!

[mossycakes]

watching succession and tvl at the same time might kill me in real life

[mossycakes]

during the danlou scene i was soooo enraptured by jacob anderson that i genuinely thought to myself "god i could watch a whole show of him". well yes!

[mossycakes]

dumbass cat interrupted tvlep2 to ask for food bro GO AWAY IM BUSY