Moth with a Glock

I am a moth. Give me your lamps this is a robbery. This moth also writes and does art so make requests I guess :]

[grimygrimygrimy]

no I dont want a daddy I want an ethically grey scientist who's developing an unprofessionally and inappropriately close bond with the subject (me) despite their better judgement and the warnings of their colleagues

[grimygrimygrimy]

yes you get it

[grac3yn]

teacher grace you mean so much to me

[zer0brainc3lls]

Simon waking up on the Hail Mary but instead of immediately springing into action he’s down right catatonic, staring ahead and barely moving because he doesn’t want to break the illusion, he doesn’t care if it’s not real anymore, anything is better than that damn sub.

Grace who’s staring at Simon who’s sat up right in his bed, gripping the sheets so hard his hands are shaking but besides that he’s completely still. His eyes panicked yet glazed over, completely locked on to one spot on the wall. And no matter what Grace does in those first few hours Simon will not respond because all he’s thinking is:

“Please be real please be real please be real if I just don’t move I can stay please be real please be real-“

[melonsharks]

"oh ryland. only you would cry over a bunch of rocks."

[akioukun]

Eeby Sleeby 2

[akioukun]

Bonus round:

[torizzzu]

Man over 40 👉🏻👈🏻😳

[zer0brainc3lls]

Rocky clicker training Grace without Grace knowing..

When Rocky discovers how humans can just.. tune people out he is shocked and more importantly very annoyed because he’ll try to get Grace’s attention and half the time he’s just nodding along or just doesn’t answer while he’s doing something

So one day Grace is doing just that, barely nodding along while doing something on the laptop and Rocky has a thought; “loud noises wake up humans while they’re sleeping, could they also be used to snap them into focus?” Rocky tests his hypothesis with a loud whistle, and to Rocky’s utter delight Grace immediately snaps his head up and looks at Rocky with a confused expression.

So he starts using it when he wants Grace’s attention, repeating that same exact whistle with perfect volume and pitch, at first Grace is a bit annoyed but he usually forgets about it when Rocky starts talking, but slowly over time there’s barely a reaction, Infact, Grace starts reacting quicker and without thought.

Rocky, ever curious, sees if he can get Grace to associate other sounds with certain things. He’s sure it won’t work, but he’s bored out of his mind and well. For science!!

So whenever Grace eats, Rocky will make a barely audible clicking sound before hand and Grace doesn’t notice, after a week or two of this Rocky decides to test it out

So when Grace inevitably forgets to eat one day, instead of Rocky annoying Grace into doing it, he just does the clicking sound, he doesnt expect it to actually do anything but low and behold a moment later Grace looks up and says “huh. Hey Rocky I might take a break and go eat, wanna come?”

Rocky has to do everything in his power not to cackle evilly with his new found power

Edit: there’s a Grace follow up now. What am I doing with my life.

[galacticsabc]

To The Petrova Line

Prints

[hollenix]

there is no such direction. text from one-way street by @mackerel-cheese

[gardensnakie]

eueueu

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

Aerospace Engineer Looks at SM-13 for the First Time

So, I'm friends with someone who makes airplanes for a living. They wish to remain anon. I tossed them some SM-13 renders to see if they could make anything of it (for wiki purposes), and got this in response...

The only thing left they had to say:

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Apparently some people still need to hear this so: using an 'ai checker' is still using ai. If you are feeding someone's fic to one of these checkers, you will still not be sure their fic is ai because they are not 100% accurate, but you can be 100% sure that you are using ai. For fic. Furthermore you are doing the work of an ai scraper for them. You are, personally, feeding the machine. There is no actual excuse for using an ai checker on fanfic as a hobby. YOU are the problem.

If you think a fic is ai, mute it and move on. That's it. That's all you do.

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Um. Yikes

[problematiccheeto]

Nothing worse than automatically opening artfight to see if I have new attacks then remembering it is over :(

[sharkfiinn]

content warning !!! seizure

i really really really love the idea of eridians hearing absolutely everything in a human body and being able to predict an episode of something, similarly to how medical alert service dogs can

[goodieprocter]

I was so taken by the image of 20-30 pebbles activating in unison that I had to draw it immediately

(Featuring Etch, Variolite, Prism, Cheeto, Dandelion, Citrus, and Cantaloupe, by @t3ch-wizard, @ghost-crows, @sharkfiinn, @problematiccheeto, @nacho-business1, @moth-in-a-mason-jar, and @leafnyx respectively (and Kelly, but she’s mine))

[onlyplatonicirl]

Oh man I haven’t had a new interest in a while. It’s always been the same three things on repeat. I wonder when I’ll st-

Ok.

[biscgutz]

More on wish featuring @sharkfiinn ‘s prism!!!

[kakastravakaianapoda]

If Grace could not fully get out of teacher mode even after being in a coma for years (the Rocky my hand is up scene), I can not even think how much worse it would get after he actually takes up teaching again at Erid.

I can imagine Grace, still in that "has been teaching for five hours" haze, trying to have a conversation with Rocky like:

"That's a great answer, buddy, you have earned yourself a sticker... Oh shoot Rocky I'm so so..."

"Yes, yes, Grace very sorry for speaking to Rocky like child, Grace brain thinks Grace still in classroom, apology accepted now where is my sticker question"