Greetings.

[motherofdread]

W-wait, really? Please.. please do.. -Forzen (from @askthebootboys)

Alright. Bring his body here.

[motherofdread]

...Mom, I.. I miss Adrian. He.. He died. He's.. he's gone... W-we're going to bury him tonight. I miss him. Everything hurts.. -Forzen (from @askthebootboys)

Oh, darling... Hm.. [She paused, thinking for a moment.] I’m.. not supposed to do this, but I think I may be able to do something about his... early grave.

[motherofdread]

thats not very gamer of you miss <//3

I’m not a ‘gamer’ although my sons are.

[motherofdread]

Mom, we got the guy! Birch stole his kneecaps, so he cant escape!! -Forzen (from @askthebootboys)

\\Jesus fucking christ that was just thicc lightning. Holy shit. Holy shit tumblr user @tomfoolery-coolatta is just ash now oh god oh fuck wha\\

[motherofdread]

..Someone with the username 'tomfoolery-coolatta'. :[ -Forzen (from @askthebootboys)

. . . .

\\She dissappears. Motherfucker gonna get smited today :)\\

[motherofdread]

...Mom? I'm really sorry to bother you. Nobody's giving me a break. The bullying seems to have stopped, but. I feel bad... <:( -Forzen (from @askthebootboys)

Who must I maim for you, sweetheart?

[askthebootboys]

IM SO FUCKING ANGRY I COULD FUCKING STRANGLE YOU I WANT YOU TO KNOW YOURE A LITTLE SHITHEAD YOU LOOK LIKE TURBOTASTIC AND I HOPE YOU ROT--

[ response to this from @passedport ]

[passedport]

[askthebootboys]

[motherofdread]

\\Space Milf has appeared to catch her son mid-air\\

Boys, we’ve been over this. Quit arguing over such miniscule things and throwing eachother, I was in the middle of a very important meeting with Mr.Coolatta.

[askthebootboys]

But Mooooom!!!! Benrey started iiiiiit!!!!!

[Forzen sounds like a literal child right now with his whining.]

[motherofdread]

Such a childish excuse. \\Sigh\\ Tell me what he did. I’ll listen to both sides of the story.

\\She set Benrey down and hovered in front of Forzen, hands clasped in front of her waist. She’s listening\\

[askthebootboys]

Well, Benrey decided to start bullying me on a blog that isnt even his. He teased me about the lemon I ate when I was five! Then, I told him that I'd throw him into one of the bottomless pits that Black mesa has, and we all know he wouldnt really be effected by it. So then he teased me again! He said he'd like to see me try, implying that I couldnt when I very much could! So I grabbed him and he continued to tease me! So I yelled at him on his blog! Then he told me that I couldnt win at a dumb game and I yelled at him again!!!! Then he called me a loser and made fun of Irate Gamer!!!!! So I kicked him like he was a football.

[motherofdread]

... Alright. That’s your side of the story. Benrey?

\\She turns to her eldest son to hear his explanation\\

[passedport]

[motherofdread]

... You- He.. who? Ah, no matter. I really need to get back to this meeting with Mr.Coolatta, so apologize to eachother. Forzen, say you’re sorry for yelling at your brother and ‘kicking him like a football.’ Benrey, say you’re sorry for teasing your brother so much. And quit bringing up that silly little lemon thing.

[askthebootboys]

IM SO FUCKING ANGRY I COULD FUCKING STRANGLE YOU I WANT YOU TO KNOW YOURE A LITTLE SHITHEAD YOU LOOK LIKE TURBOTASTIC AND I HOPE YOU ROT--

[ response to this from @passedport ]

[passedport]

[askthebootboys]

[motherofdread]

\\Space Milf has appeared to catch her son mid-air\\

Boys, we’ve been over this. Quit arguing over such miniscule things and throwing eachother, I was in the middle of a very important meeting with Mr.Coolatta.

[askthebootboys]

But Mooooom!!!! Benrey started iiiiiit!!!!!

[Forzen sounds like a literal child right now with his whining.]

[motherofdread]

Such a childish excuse. \\Sigh\\ Tell me what he did. I’ll listen to both sides of the story.

\\She set Benrey down and hovered in front of Forzen, hands clasped in front of her waist. She’s listening\\

[askthebootboys]

Well, Benrey decided to start bullying me on a blog that isnt even his. He teased me about the lemon I ate when I was five! Then, I told him that I'd throw him into one of the bottomless pits that Black mesa has, and we all know he wouldnt really be effected by it. So then he teased me again! He said he'd like to see me try, implying that I couldnt when I very much could! So I grabbed him and he continued to tease me! So I yelled at him on his blog! Then he told me that I couldnt win at a dumb game and I yelled at him again!!!! Then he called me a loser and made fun of Irate Gamer!!!!! So I kicked him like he was a football.

[motherofdread]

... Alright. That’s your side of the story. Benrey?

\\She turns to her eldest son to hear his explanation\\

[askthebootboys]

IM SO FUCKING ANGRY I COULD FUCKING STRANGLE YOU I WANT YOU TO KNOW YOURE A LITTLE SHITHEAD YOU LOOK LIKE TURBOTASTIC AND I HOPE YOU ROT--

[ response to this from @passedport ]

[passedport]

[askthebootboys]

[motherofdread]

\\Space Milf has appeared to catch her son mid-air\\

Boys, we’ve been over this. Quit arguing over such miniscule things and throwing eachother, I was in the middle of a very important meeting with Mr.Coolatta.

[askthebootboys]

But Mooooom!!!! Benrey started iiiiiit!!!!!

[Forzen sounds like a literal child right now with his whining.]

[motherofdread]

Such a childish excuse. \\Sigh\\ Tell me what he did. I’ll listen to both sides of the story.

\\She set Benrey down and hovered in front of Forzen, hands clasped in front of her waist. She’s listening\\

[askthebootboys]

IM SO FUCKING ANGRY I COULD FUCKING STRANGLE YOU I WANT YOU TO KNOW YOURE A LITTLE SHITHEAD YOU LOOK LIKE TURBOTASTIC AND I HOPE YOU ROT--

[ response to this from @passedport ]

[passedport]

[askthebootboys]

[motherofdread]

\\Space Milf has appeared to catch her son mid-air\\

Boys, we’ve been over this. Quit arguing over such miniscule things and throwing eachother, I was in the middle of a very important meeting with Mr.Coolatta.