Mother of Rats

Like dragons, but with more fur and slightly less fire.

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😘

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It's not like there's another water bottle literally 4 inches away or anything 🙄

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Important questions to ask on a first date:

So, how do you feel about rats?

That's it. That's the only question that matters

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Happy boy 😊💗🐀

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An incomplete list of things that make your heart overflow with love and joy:

rats

tiny, grabby rat hands

sniffy rat noses

rat tails

sleepy rat piles

rat potato

bite bite bite shred shred aka “we can’t have nice things”

rat hygiene aka “that filthy human touched me, now I gotta groom groom groom”

little rat ears

rat food stashing

tiny, grabby rat hands

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A rat wrestling sheet for all your rat wrestle needs.

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Have you ever seen a ratty in a bag? If you haven't, now you have!

[motherofrats]

An incomplete list of things that make your heart overflow with love and joy:

rats

tiny, grabby rat hands

sniffy rat noses

rat tails

sleepy rat piles

rat potato

bite bite bite shred shred aka “we can’t have nice things”

rat hygiene aka “that filthy human touched me, now I gotta groom groom groom”

little rat ears

rat food stashing

tiny, grabby rat hands

[motherofrats]

It's not like there's another water bottle literally 4 inches away or anything 🙄

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Happy boy 😊💗🐀

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There’s not supposed to be a hole there! 🤔😲😩

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