Ask Mothman

Mothman is merely an average citizen. Ask Mothman whatever you like. Mothman speaks in the third person.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Hello, all. Mothman welcomes you to his blog.

You may ask Mothman any questions you like. But please keep it civil. Here are the rules:

No NSFW asks.

No politics.

No extreme violence.

If you are a hateful or perverse person, please Do Not Interact.

That is all. Mothman is grateful for your questions and will answer them when he can.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired a floor lamp.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothmanhas acquired a touch-activated desk lamp.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired three sconces.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired a chandelier.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired a crystal chandelier.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired a salt lamp.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired a ceramic table lamp.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired a three-headed floor lamp.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired seventy-three tea lights.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired a floor lamp.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothmanhas acquired a touch-activated desk lamp.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired three sconces.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired a chandelier.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired a crystal chandelier.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired a salt lamp.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired a ceramic table lamp.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired a three-headed floor lamp.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

where's the shortcut to Northampton in England

Mothman stays in his local area. He does not know what you speak of. Should you ever visit Point Pleasant, Mothman will have better guidance.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Nature is amazing, since it can create creatures like you.

I wonder what your soul tastes like.

Maybe we'll find out?

Mothman is.... Puzzled by the implications of what you have said to him. Mothman agrees it is interesting that he and apparently others like him have come to exist. But he does not wish to have his soul eaten. That sounds... Unpleasant. He is also sure it tastes terrible. Trust Mothman.

[squidinu]

the pookie

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has discovered fan art of himself? Impressive. Mothman is flattered at your interpretation of him.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Whomst the fuck?????

(from @mothman-offical)

Mothman is... Intrigued. Are you a fan of Mothman? He has seen costumes of himself before, but none this convincing.

[mothman-offical]

Is there more than one Mothman??? am i not the last of my speices????

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman is unsure. What species are you? Mothman is a mothman.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Whomst the fuck?????

(from @mothman-offical)

Mothman is... Intrigued. Are you a fan of Mothman? He has seen costumes of himself before, but none this convincing.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired a floor lamp.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothmanhas acquired a touch-activated desk lamp.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired three sconces.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired a chandelier.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired a crystal chandelier.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired a salt lamp.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired a ceramic table lamp.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired a floor lamp.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothmanhas acquired a touch-activated desk lamp.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired three sconces.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired a chandelier.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired a crystal chandelier.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired a salt lamp.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Candy corn, yay or nay?

Mothman does not fully enjoy the flavor, but he enjoys the texture of candy corn. So he will choose yay.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired a floor lamp.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothmanhas acquired a touch-activated desk lamp.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired three sconces.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired a chandelier.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired a crystal chandelier.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman do you like Halloween?

Yes. Mothman does enjoy Halloween. He is not expected to conform to society as he does in his every day life as a regular man. Also, children will often dress up as Mothman during this holiday. They also scream when he flies overhead. He finds these things to be amusing.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired a floor lamp.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothmanhas acquired a touch-activated desk lamp.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired three sconces.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired a chandelier.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman do you have a favorite hard candy flavor?

(Mine is butterscotch)

Butterscotch is an excellent choice. Mothman enjoys dinner mints. He also likes the candies in wrapping that resembles strawberries. He often finds them among the belongings of elderly women.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired a floor lamp.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothmanhas acquired a touch-activated desk lamp.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired three sconces.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothman has acquired a floor lamp.

[mothman-the-regular-man]

Mothmanhas acquired a touch-activated desk lamp.