All Devouring, All Massive

21 (can be called whatever) Where I talk about wanting to eat anything I so desire Belly always accepting (Asks and DMS)

[mountainofgut]

Seeing the messages about how fun it is in your gut, I can't deny it's making me at least a little envious. At least it's driving me to work harder toward getting myself to your maw, and I fear that your stomach is growing faster than I can travel forward, and it's not a easy journey regardless.

Other than that my only worry is that I'm being too cordial in the letters I send, I guess it's a bad habit I've never broken. I just hope you know that this is a wonderful experience that is far beyond what I can describe on paper.

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Ohhh don’t sweat it one bit, even if I am constantly adding miles UPON miles to my world spanning gut, I’m sure you’ll be able to outpace my appetite and add yourself among everything else! And I’m sure also there’s a chance my active gut rumblings and roaring will shake you up and forward towards my actual body’s way— at least, I assume so unless it’s rocking you along like mere debris haha.

Oh please, do respond in however you wish to feel comfortable in my ever growing presence! I don’t try to act like it, but having several thousand miles worth of immense, groaning stomach and intestines is sure to be overbearing for some haha. That, and I’m always one to just eat up any message and comment thrown my way for it is what I do best along just being positively gravitating I must say!

[mountainofgut]

I can certainly feel that your gut is somehow more tumultuous than usual after you ate the entire moon, I can hardly stand with how much it's quaking!

It's a shame there isn't more life in our solar system for you to devour, but at least there's more than enough planetary mass to make up for it. Speaking of, What's gonna be the lucky planet you'll be devouring next?

[:

I’m surprised you were even able to stand along in the first place given how easily riled up and quaking my gut is 24/7… not to even mention whenever some peckish desires come my way and REALLY send my entire belly crashing like reenacted waves. Though I guess also having an entire moon to crash into your gut’s system and shake things up really takes a toll on structure and whatnot haha.

Quite a shame I came to realize too, but planets are rather awfully big and grand in scope! As for a lucky planet to have to myself, I might go for Venus in all honesty— practically this hunk of dirt’s sister and I think firstly reuniting them would be quite the experience… alongside getting a good ol’ taste test of how different they could possibly be because I always wondered that! They say space travel is quite long, though I’m sure there’s a way to not leave these planetary snacks waiting for too long— that and of course leave my own diet without anything substantial to eat because heavens if I even dare be left on an empty stomach anytime soon!

[mountainofgut]

waow, i mustve not been following the news cycles closely enough. the fact that you ate the statue of liberty BEFORE eating new york is extremely hawt OwO;;;

i hope something like that is still happening... that theres some alien civilization out there that can only watch as you glutt out and grow endlessly uwu

or better yet, for there to be some godly pantheon of divine beings seeing you gorge and writing you off as another lowly threat, until they end up taking a trip down your gullet. along with all their fancy marble pillars and temples >w<

OwO

Who knows how far and deep alien life exists if any! I’d most certainly be excited personally if they did ‘cause I do quickly miss the aspect of knowing there is just life for me to treat myself to and stuff myself full of their rich history and long standing compassion with! Sorry, that last part was over my belly just RUMBLING terribly strong when imagining any capacity of alien life haha… that and if it featured like ENTIRE solar systems worth of advancements and “people” and whatnot because that’ll be at least over like 20 billion with all KINDS of different tech and sights to see and eat!

RRHHHHuurrrRRRROOoorrWWRRRRRGGGbbbBBGGHHRRRRrruuuURRRMMMBBbbBBRRRGNNNNGGgghhrRGHHHMNN…!!!!!!!!!

Wowww haha! Guess the thought of potentially definable gods really set my guts up even more, not to mention how much I can feel myself drool over dismantling an entire godly rest site and more… I think my belly would look good with permanent glow to it haha.

[mountainofgut]

omggggg o/////o you really just swallowed the moon whole asjdlkjdk. i didnt think youd do it so easily. and fast O.o

ill continue my duty of yapping about whats happening in this trash compactor of a gut you have, and tell you that the moon did about exactly as you would expect. a lot of chaos, mostly -3- it stamped the rubble that used to be earth down like someone stomping on an overfilled trashcan, theres a lot less empty space between chunks of debris, and a lot of stuff got dunked in your acids eheh

it did shake stuff around enough for me to finally get free, and i think it confirmed my theory about being dead. watching your apartment and your own dead body sink and bubble away in a thick digestive bog is an extremely unique experience that i heavily recommend o//////O

anyway, yeah, been floating around n exploring what i can. theres mostly a lot of molten rock and magma crashing into the moon, but ive heard from some other ghosts theres some spots that people are still camping out in, somewhere. and there apparently IS a religion dedicated to you! theyre supposedly trying to travel towards your stomach walls in order to massage and rub them, if that means anything to you :P

also learned that magma is extremely comfortable to dip in if youre a ghost, had a nice rest with a couple of other victims :3 i actually drank some, n now i have a cute lil pot belly full of molten rock. i totally get why you decided to doom all of human kind, this feels GREAT x3

in other news, im finally high enough to hear your constant snarfing and gulping and belching, eheh >w<. well, high enough for now, until the rest of the solar system is clinking around like billiard balls in here òwó

(also if any other anons are reading this and want to meet up, im somewhere in the sea of fecundity, and im down for what-EVER ouo. you will have to be dead or have been divinely blessed, its very much not breathable here >w>;;)

OwO

[[ooc p.s., if theres a concept you dont jive with, please lemme know. i love worldbuilding and i wanna make sure its the type of stuff you want]]

Oh WOWWW there is sooo much lovely stuff written up by you you’re really making me gush over the care of how much you wanna talk about your permanent experience with clinging along my endless gut abode… y’know, just hearing oh so much oodles of information really makes me feel like I just have a community close by at all times! Well, less of a community and more of an entire space deadzone haha.

I’d quite imagine that reenacting what would be an all the more devastating size of a meteor hitting the face of this planetary gut would shake some stuff up! I can honestly really feel the intense smog and internal gasses come up because of all of thaAAUurrRRHHoooOORRHHHH—

HHWWWOoorrAAUuurrRRRHhhrrRRHHHUUUURRHHHPPPP~!!!!!!

Hehe, I’d only imagine it would get all the more potent and volatile the more celestial bodies I have to myself.

Glad to hear you’re all the more fine with such a seemingly devastating and cruel fate to be handed like just about everyone else, and I’m glad too to feel you and whatever ghastly apparition is also caring to stay in my guts on top of it! I wouldn’t personally really know where anyone would even try to wind up after their expiration but, to have it be left inside and still inherently filling me up is just lovely!

More people looking to wish and treat me like more than home the better! I’ve never really once thought myself a figurehead before, but the aspect that so many people look up to me is just so charming… though I am sure even just trying to go up and along my ever expanding guts would be quite the treck given how many mileage in circumfrence this gut of mine has become.

See! You totally understand the loving appeal of just eating whatever is available and the way your belly just gets all packed and full yet also just still having you go out for mooorrreeee… and, haha, humanity wasn’t something I WAS planning to bring entirely down with the way I ate at first, but I guess things change and I just simply got greedier and more gluttonous!

I’ve sometimes wondered how far away my snacking sessions can be heard both on the outside and inside of my belly, and while I still have not a clue where you actually are inside of me, that does still answer a little bit to how my gorging can be perceived! Honestly the prospect of so many people and whatnot just taking their time to always listen to me snarf and gulp and ease out some hot, volatile gasses is making me blush like, just the same thing as sitting right next to someone eating an entire meal at some restaurant! Sort of personal though I guess nothing is at this point with how I’ve included just about anyone and everything on what used to be earth haha.

[[I totally vibe with everything you mentioned ‘cause it is just so much fun and lighthearted even if I’m demolishing all of life and beauty haha. And let it be known, you’re always free to turn up in dms because this took a while to go through simply out of the fact that I’ll be more generalized in how I talk via posts! If you may though, be sure you use an account you’re fine using to interact with me past any anonymous meashre for your own sake!]]

[mountainofgut]

i dare you to eat the moon in one bite. no chewing, no crushing it up, no splitting it in half. i wanna see it absolutely wreck everything in here as you wrap your mouth around it and gulp it down in one go >:3

and maybe i can finally achieve my afterlife-long goal of haunting the moon >u<

OwO

Welllll, since I DID already just now finish off what was left of earth, I can totally do that nooo problem! I have been stretching my maw this entire time, though with just breaking off bigger chunks down to the layers and out of the earth… but this will be no different! Besides, I’m sure it’d reintroduce my gut to a different visible bulge along the surface or it since it HAS been all amorphous.

Awwwhhhhhhh~

Ulrmmph- ulLLmphh- glrRRMmmph- glLLg- bluUllgh- GggULlhp- gghhllll…

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP~!!!!!

CHHhrrrRRRRRHHhheeEEEEUUuurrrrRRHHHHWEEEEEEEAAAAaaAAAAAKKKKK— CRrrrrruuUURRrrhhHHAAAaaaAASSHHHHHHsshHSHHH-!!! CRRrrrrRRRRNnnNNCHHH CRRrrooOOUUUUurrRRMMMBBBllBLLL!!! BBAAAAAAAANNNNNGGGGGGG-!!!!!!

…

HHWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRROOOOOOOUUUUUUUUURRRRRHHHHHPPPPPPPPPP~!!!!!!!!!!!

Pwaaahhhh~ one singular gulped down moon coming riight down for ya’! Was honestly pretty invigorating to go through, especially with how it tasted like some thick crusted, aged cheese. Well, that and the fact that just having any kind of dare like that is soo much fun haha. Alsooo, that’s quite the start to be made for this solar system, and I can’t wait to get ready for mooooooore.

[mountainofgut]

with your first course nearly done, and all of human history now fated to be turned into a gross bubbling bog sloshing at the bottom of some gluttons tummy, i was feeling retrospective :3

do you remember any of the especially notable lil snacks you devoured along your path :? id be cool hear an official ranking and review of all the landmarks, monuments, and wonders of the world from the person currently reducing them to mush and rubble!

taste, mouthfeel, presentation... the whole nine-yards! (or the whole 8000 miles, which i think is how big your gut is -3-)

OwO

Oh gosh! I never did actually think of this once but just the thought of it alone is really exciting my guts from what it feels like! This is more than likely to be sort of into a rambling mess, not to mention I am to miss some out, but let me try to remember all of the wonderful little palettes this place once had…

Firrrst I can think of to start with is the Sydney House from what was Australia! Presentation wise that place was absolutely stunning to look at, especially when it was night and, despite how many people knew about me, there was still some events planned there with the mass concentration people there at the time so whatever what was being performed really made me full and appreciative of human art (and the fact that eating it more feels rather addicting haha). Taste wise I’d say it was pretty captivating in how the plasters of wood was like some baked good to the creamy, saily white top which I had stuffed down my maw in a single bite more or less at the time— the actual concrete foundations to make it part of that side salad was liiiike the equivalent of eating your plate, but not that I’m complaining, haha! Aaand how it felt on the mouth is that besides the one single sail popping out the other way, it really did all go down very smoothly and with no resistance beyond the people attending there! Even still, I’m not one for minding a bit of resistance or jaggedness and all, though it wasn’t that intentional with this one but still! I’d say like a 9/10 with this one (though a lot of the others might also be just as high because I TRULY can’t say no to eating and enjoying it haha.

There isss the chichen itza from what was Mexico, and I’d say ahead of time it is pretty low compared to the others— in I’d say the same ball park as stuff like stonehenge and all of those moai statues on that one island. Just merely some varied size amount of rock and rubble, often going down and out incredibly similarly to my time of eating entire landscapes but in a more “particular” shape. Though mouth feel like it IS generally better, especially when paired with the thought of driving home another part of humanity all for myself (though that’s with everything for me as of late haha). And as for taste, rock and whatnot from different kind of regions is prepped and weather in all too different ways, though I usually can’t tell that much but it did oddly give me the sensation of some raspberry pie left out on a sunny day at a windowsill if that makes any sense. 7/10 I’d say!

This is one I got to PRETTY quickly which was the statue of liberty and gosh did it take me back to my first thought of when I started eating people but… with some more imposing size to it for my even MORE imposing gut to demolish, haha! Not gonna lie, but when snarfing it down for myself, the irony of eating that copper centric lady before snacking on what was all of new york afterwards I think is what made me more hungry for various kinds of architecture and what have you… kind of silly, but it just felt like such a good experience! Taste wise, it wasn’t all of that I’d say, kind of hard to describe beyond just feeling rather smoky? Though it did REALLY go down all smooth and crashed hard into whatever was closest inside of my stomach at the time. Good ol’ 8/10 in my opinion!

I’d list more off, but you’re free to mention more landmarks (manmade or not) and I can see if my rememberance has me account how good of a treat they were to me and this ol’ gluttonous beast taking up the entire world for itself now!

[mountainofgut]

With everything and everyone else stewing in your gut I imagine it's time I joined the party. The atmosphere is getting so acrid and acidic I can hardly put my pen to paper to write a message before both pen and paper dissolve away.

My best guess is spending enough time around your divine form rubbed off a bit. I'm only feeling minor discomfort standing on your boiling hot gut in a acidic hostile atmosphere. But most everything else wasn't as lucky.

It's going to be quite the trek making my way over to you to get eaten proper. I'm not even sure where I am on your planet dwarfing belly, but I'll do my best!

[:

Hahaha, guess that’s what happens when I’m just left to my senses of just eating and burping 24/7 with no resolution. Now that it has been mentioned, I guess I wasn’t paying too much attention to how warped and seemingly thick aired everything else— allll part of my ma-

AaauUEEUurrRRHHurrEEEOOoaaAAAAAAUUURRrrhhHHHHPP~!!!!!

…making, haha. I can only assume such a nasty, rancid atmosphere my body has formed up is probably gonna be sticking with me now given that my gut is MIGHTY attractive and wanting things to really stick around to it.

As for the intent of that cute lil’ message, I’m sure the constant sound of me snarfing and gorging myself can tie you closer and closer to where I am! More than likely not to actually realize I’ll be having you to myself of course, I’ve been having quite the amount of trouble focusing on my food in my peripheral senses and more so just assuming I’m eating? Kind of weird but I’ve gotten used to it!

[mountainofgut]

EHEHEH, thank youuu for the kind words :3

yeah, im fairly certain im going to be sticking around lol x3 there isnt an unfinished business on the planet thatll get me to pass on òwó (and by planet i mean your current belly-filler -3-)

ill be sure to use my magic ghost tumblr or whadever to keep you updated on the calamity that is your guts -w- its currently getting very very toasty. probably cuz of the magma -////-

OwO

Just all wonderful stuff to hear! Makes me feel much more full than I actually am just knowing how many people and things wanna stick along by my side and keep me and my world destroying gut in nice company—well, feeling full compared to if I’m actually gonna act full and even consider stopping haha.

With whatever logic you and however many other people are operating on, I’m sure it won’t impede on the way and matter you recall and describe the way my insides operate. Even if it does though, I’m always happy to hear either way ‘cause gosh if it weren’t for eating, just the unending descriptors of my belly undergoing a million things at once is sure to keep me more than entertained while finishing off anything from this decrepit rocky turf and whatever else is in the solar system! I’d imagine it might get more and more heated because I can really start to feel the bottom of my belly rest on what feels like the core of the planet… was gonna say portion of, but I think I actually have accumulated more total mass and size than this shriveled raisin now, haha!

[mountainofgut]

heyyy!!! its me, the anon that asked about life after death. a lot has happened on my end between me sending that ask and you answering it

like obviously you horked me down like yesterday's lunch, you did that with literally everyoneeee lol. (except maybe that smiling one youre so fond of) more importantly, i think i died LMAO x3

i was in my apartment, chilling in my room (nobody else in the complex has tried to leave their apartment ever since you did that 24-hours-without-belching challenge LOL) i was reading your blog while keeping the news on, probably getting real excited eheh >w<

when suddenly, everything started shaking! i felt almost weightless, and then- complete darkness. it was like a light switch! im assuming a piece of debris broke my neck or smth -3-

now its extremely tight around me, and i cant really feel any part of my body! all i know is that, despite the improbability of tumblr servers still being up, im somehow able to view and write to your blog! (which is all i really need owo) also its extremely noisy and it smells exactly as despicable as i imagined your guts being EHEHEH, its like the perma-fog but ten times worse >////<

but idk, maybe im not dead and its just the lack of oxygen n light is getting to me eheh. dont wanna speak for everyones experiences here in our new home :3 i really hope im a ghost though that would be so cool X3c guess ill find out once the digestion kicks up o///0

i absolutely love your stuff! thank you for making me a statistic -u-

OwO

Oh what an ABSOLUTE read through, obsessed over the energy of this one and how, oddly enough, it’s making me feel hungry even despite having already subjegated all of humanity and more into my guts already— guess that comes from never being able to be sated, haha!

But oh! Another recurring anon? Glad to have you here to appreciate and talk along the lines of my gut and the way it decimates and crushes near everything! But, ahh, I think I can tell partway through some entire city or two was carelessly dropped onto you while I was eating out wherever you last were and well— a lot of stuff colliding is sure to bring up some unending line of casualties! Quite sorry for that one, but you know me and how I can’t quite worry too much about that when I’m eating for myself! Quite a marvel isn’t it though? That the one thing keeping you and me connected is still up and running? Guess my tummy has alllll of its priorities— that, or a lot of the internet related satellites haven’t been disrupted too much yet… though I’m sure it’ll be fine if I snack on those later!

Might sound weird, but wow I’m honestly glad my stomach is as terrible as it seemed air quality wise— you just never really know beyond what you burp up (and quite frankly, since I started eating out my first city, it started getting INCREDIBLY putrid haha) so hearing its like some debilitating fog among all other limiting sights and sensations is all too interesting! And furthermore, I’m glad you enjoy what my belly has to offer too, I’m sure people will usually complain about it the fair least, but having others appreciate this ol’ belly of mine makes me really wanna strive even more to get it EVEN more compact and like a landfill… ignoring the thousands and thousands of landfills I’ve had in the first place, hehehe…

As for how digestion works, I think it’s always up and running? It might just be because I always eat more than what can even be processed so at best there’s just a thick, indistinguishable bog of mass layered below like some swamp at the bottom of my stomach towards my intestines. You’ll probably be able to correct me on that, but that’s what I assume that’s how my body is going. Either way, I do dearly hope you’re able to stick around because you some really fun, not to mention just how kind and caring you seem to be too!

Always happy to help… myself! Sorry, just saw an opportunity to say that haha. But I’m glad you like being an unbelievable and beyond catastrophic number attributed to my prime and always gluttonous gut I love oh so dearly!

SMACK SMACK~!

See you hanging around!

[mountainofgut]

It's gotten exponentially harder to rub or massage your gut as it's grown, especially after it started dwarfing continents. I can only hope you'll feel my little hands pressing against your gut, it's been such a pleasure being in your divine presence.

[:

Always full of kind words you are, why it’s making me blush as I speak, although that might also be from me noticing how my entire belly feels… rather attractive? Like, that I just reached such a profound size from this yummy little planet now that it feels like some stuff is trying hard to gravitate around this thing! I guess I prematurely went into that of a celestial body now, haha.

As for being able to feel your hands, I’m afraid it’s just simply too hard to tell at this point given how much other and I REALLY mean other stuff is pushing and prodding against my stomach and intestines at this point like. Entire continental plates and the surplus of molten mantle is really shifting along… even still, just the mental thought of having some pair of hands wanting to soothe my belly is just bring a warmth all across my body! Well, if you ignore the naturally high intensive heat of the planet’s gasses and molten rock I’ve eaten at this point. In all though, being called a divine thing really just makes my day and I’ll be sure to make that presence of mine be all the more intergalactic in time!

[mountainofgut]

do you think the entire marvel Omni-verse could fit in your gut? (As in all of the marvel universes?)

Oh for SURE I think whatever endless Mass Marvel buffet I can certainly chow down on! Will definitely be some ungodly sized tourist when it comes to that though as I just miraculously cram down universe after universe of whatever franchise there is without knowing all too well of the source material beyond just thinking I’d love to have it belong to my guts.

That, and I’ve always been fond of self-indulgent scenarios featuring some insert eating the entire cast of whatever, so why not personally take it to the next level and have each and every part of the Marvel cinematic universes to myself, haha!

[mountainofgut]

perhaps the tiniest bit off topic, but could you maybe provide the full image from your pfp/banner? i am sure there are several who would appreciate seeing that.

Here ya’ go! Comes from the artist Axlwisp and them and various other artists have done MASSIVE belly works I can’t help but oggle over! Though in the end, I chose the second pic over any other pic for the angle and way it just makes me imagine strolling across town while like this permanently— though, safe to say I’m beyond that point specifically, but still!

[mountainofgut]

How much planet is left anymore, and how long until it's all gone. (˶𖦹 _ 𖦹˶)

Even the most hopeful survivors I meet can't deny that it's over for Earth, and personally I can't help but wonder how long our old home has left.

More than a couple people are blasting away in rockets and such to stay safe y'know, but I know that that's only a temporary escape when you're involved.

[;

MnnNNCHH CRRrrRUUUNNCHH crRRLNNNKllKKL-!! GHuuULLP~!

Mmm… wellll, gosh I’m never good with proper dates, especially with how much more I’ve really been cramming down this ol’ planet replacement of mine! Buuut… I think like 80% or so is still like, left? Doesn’t seem like much but the crust of this place is REALLY filling to go through and features so much stuff, of course never filling enough to stop me haha. As for how long? I’d give it like a week or so unless I really feel amped to eat it all in one single big day maybe!

I’ve actually seen that bit from the news, and my am I glad I was able to cross tracks with one of those places in the nick of time and send the entire launch site of some like Eurasian country straight down because I know for sure I may possibly miss them on the way up from here once I’m done with this planet of dirt and more! Though also, I’m very much a general sweeper of every place I’ve been to, so I wouldn’t be surprised they wound up as a little extra to whatever other planet or section of space I start gobbling up indifferently haha.

[mountainofgut]

It's a real shame that pretty soon I won't be able to get a good look at your size. You've been visible from space for a long time but now you're getting so big that you're about the knock away most of the lower flying satellites.

It's been a pleasure watching you take up larger and larger tracts of land on satellite maps. At least I'll be able to "meet" you in person soon enough. (˶𖦹 _ 𖦹˶) The other people in the shelter aren't as exited about your growth as I am, it's a real shame in my opinion.

May or may not have responded to this quickly enough to—

GrrRRRUurrhbbBBLlmmBLBLllhhhhggghnnNNllghll.,,.!!

BWEEEEeeeeEEAAUuuerRRRRUHRRHhrrhhHHEEUuueeEEERRHHHPP~!!!!

…actually talk to ya’ when you were still properly kicking, but hopefully you enjoyed your last few moments just watching me outgrow anything and everything there is on this planet because I know for sure I have, haha!

And as for not everyone enjoying it, you’ll always have people averse towards anything these days, so I just don’t take it personally and instead just enjoy myself for who I am and what I do! And besides, I’m sure they have their valid remarks where yeaaah I did eat basically all of life, and also every last manmade thing still earthbound, and also all of history and the mark people have left, and whatever else comes to mind… though to be kind of frank, I’d say I am also valid in what I do as well and how everything shouldn’t be so tempting to eat. I just simply can’t help myself but to eat more and more, y’know?

[mountainofgut]

that anon with the cute smile mentioned souls, and that got me thinking

whats your opinion on what life after death is like? and how does that impact your... uh... passion project?

Hmmmm… why, I’ve never thought too in-depth of that kind of thing even before I started eating, but since I’m practically the sight of life and death for a LOT of things at this point, I’d say that in some way it has been metaphysically changed by my killer digestive tract, no? Like, maybe if there were actual souls they’d just still simply abide by my stomach and intestines and be stuck alongside everything else, merely being trapped and sometimes just being moved deeper along my monstrous system.

As for hooow that may impact my time currently enjoying this planet and soon enough more, I’d say that I’ve always been fascinated with the idea of being chalked full of souls and whatnot, like some final resting place and while I have BEEN just that (making me blush over that fact actually haha), the prospect of even an afterlife taking place fully inside of me makes me feel quite fulfilled… well, not towards eating of course but still! Do wonder if like, mass scale haunting and whatnot can occur because I do sometimes feel an entire country worth of my gut’s surface area tremble and ripple suddenly and it very well may just be my stomach acting up as always, but the thought of some paranormal activity is quite the charming thought.

[mountainofgut]

I always enjoy listening to any stories you have to tell, and I'm wondering what marked the real beginnings of your neverending feast!

You can really tell just how much you've grown as a person (ha) just by reading this blog from start to end.

[:

Lovely to hear all of that from you and to be quite frank, I think one post of mine had previously mentioned some part of it! Though as for some truueeee beginnings of my ever relentless, world consuming hunger, I’d say what truly started it was some internal on/off switch. I very wish I could describe it, but just one day I just walked out of bed and well, just started eating my place out of its food as if I had undergone into some kind of locust physiologically or however one can say regarding a sudden appetite haha.

I honestly would say I looked quite cute with just a lil’ prod of the gut outwards, just stuffed with whatever I had in my kitchen and bumping out of my attire while strolling along and at work. Of course, then and there I just started actively eating out in whatever fast food joint or local restaurant there is around the place… the way I’d just clack my way on over to the next place while with a full on ballgut and getting some newly dawned looks made me honestly feel quite proud, though even then my original intent to keep on going was still over having a mighty peckishness for more food. But as you know me, over some time passed I’d also try out some more inedible contents and that’s where my midriff TRULY blew out of control haha!

Sorry if there is no actual specifics of it, especially since I’ve been busying myself with well…

EEUuurrrhHHAAUuueeRRRHhhrrroooOOOOAAAuuUUOOooOOOORRHHPPP~!!!!!!

I think I wiped out the entire population on Earth now? Prolly’ missed some truly isolated areas but, I think most of the continents and whatnot have kiiiind of gone down under in this here gut of mine… really starting to feel how drastic in temperature the atmosphere gets higher up— good thing some good ol’ warmth from being oh so full of some yummy goodness helps with that! But yeah, been doing my thing and hope this has been helpful!

[mountainofgut]

How much gas does your body produce with all of that immense food you eat. And does it come out of both ends or from only the mouth?

Good quUUeeErrhhp..,

EeuUUWWrrRRLLCH-!

… question, though I’d haAAeeEElllccCHh.,! bweEoouurRRrhhhpphh.,,-

GGWEeeuuUAAAreEEOoorrRRRRrrHHPP.,!!

Mmrrph.. BWEEeeEEEEURRrrhhhAAOOOuurrRRHh-

HWWWOOOoorRROOOUuurrRRHHHHHHOOOOoooOOOoooOOORRHHHPP~!!!!

If you wanna know, that was me trying to talk to myself in real time to get an understanding how I’d otherwise be seen as because, quite frankly, I don’t fill in my fits of gas on this account that much. But rest assured, with the way even I couldn’t finish my first sentence while trying to speak it aloud, let alone even the question itself, I’d say that this hunker beauty of mine dispels a LOT lot of gas, haha. Makes sense though I’d say because I eat like, what now? Several hundred miles of land in a given day? A lot of that is sure to excite and agitate my insides or even make gas with whatever amounts of biomass and geological gas pockets that wound up as part of my little snacking. Will say though, I don’t think I ever get like my belly bloated from all of that gas circulating and building up in my body? Well, maybe I once did but even from my POV I can see the hard rock and decimated flora of like the last place I hit up and I’m sure every other inch of my gut would be the same.

As for it coming out both ends..! Even though I do eat quite a bit than most other people or well, everyone for that matter and the irreversible, inherently HORRIBLE stuff that comes with it, some people aren’t too decisive on certain gas. So rather than clarifying that specifically, you can fill in what I don’t say with your own interests. That, or you can ask me out a more specific thing that does involve something more niche and I’ll fill that in the best I can! Sort of a pleasing the masses, and I’m one who definitely knows about how it feels to please the mass~

SHAKE SHAKE- CRRRRRuurrRTMBmmgghBBGGHHGLL- CLLRRRhrrHHKKKCKK-!!!

FYI, I tried to count it but while typing this out I lost count at like 257 bouts of gas, with some of them going on for like a couple minutes each their own! I’m sure some of them were able to heard around the globe and even the insides of my tummy where a fraction of the population now stays haha.