Try Again

I’m brand new

[oh-bother-stickers]

[theorangepdf]

unhappiness is CANCELLED im opening my heart to the world again

[valerieandherweekofwonderz]

Zuzana Cigánová in Slávnosť v botanickej záhrade / Celebration in the Botanical Garden (1969) dir. by Elo Havetta.

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[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[unfuckablemutt-deactivated20241]

Good morning friends if you ever imagine me as cartoon I hope I’m faceless blob of hair from tits up

[unfuckablemutt-deactivated20241]

I have many faults but being a spoiled brat is most of them

[unfuckablemutt-deactivated20241]

:/ I’ve been on tumblr .com longer than some of you have been playing with your parts

[unfuckablemutt-deactivated20241]

Every woman you’ve ever wanted to kiss has already thought about kissing me first. Just sit with that for a moment and let the jealousy push you into your villain arc

[unfuckablemutt-deactivated20241]

put it (and I cannot stress this enough) in my ass

[unfuckablemutt-deactivated20241]

This thing holds so many carbs in it.

[unfuckablemutt-deactivated20241]

According to the jury this one is better than the last one but i didn’t like my lips in it so cropped

[unfuckablemutt-deactivated20241]

The tattoo side of my body is the better side but I’m honest to god so happy I kept one side relatively barren with just small flash tattoos that are basically throw away

[unfuckablemutt-deactivated20241]

Arf arf 🐶

[unfuckablemutt-deactivated20241]

Getting a bulge pic in response to a selfie is pretty neat ngl

[unfuckablemutt-deactivated20241]

I just personally think it’s hotter when it’s homegrown horny. That horny that festers and boils over into the most unhinged shaking delirium. The type of post that can only come from a sexless virgin learning their into something perverted and wrong.

[unfuckablemutt-deactivated20241]

You don’t ever have to worry about me fucking someone else it’s an absolute fucking marvel of human perseverance that I can get laid to begin with. you must make it through the 9 circles of autistic rambling, monologuing, committing to the bit, yappery, hyperfixation, is it or isn’t it flirting, threats of violence, and losing the plot

[unfuckablemutt-deactivated20241]

I hope my love and devotion never changes anyone lol real thoughts like these are why I will be single against everyone’s best efforts. I’m PDA so I assume everyone else is too. Like if someone loved me so much it changed something about me I’d be so pissed even if it something I needed change how dare you mess with that I was going to fix it myself