fat fuck fridays at my place

if you put your pronouns in your desc you deserve to burn

[mr-krabs-main]

Probably gone

Might come back but it's very unlikely

This place left me feeling a little bitter and that's no way to live

Won't be posting links to any other accounts

[tanalilt]

From Reddit.

WHY?

[thatkindoffangirl]

Oh my god put it back

[tanalilt]

[yupthatexists]

The Nerf Nuke

Introducing the most epic Nerf weapon of all time! The Nerf Nuke is a rocket that launches in the air and shoots out 80 Nerf darts in every possible direction. It’s the holy grail, and is guaranteed to win you an Nerf war you start.

BUY IT HERE

[princeoftheironfist]

T̢͉̳͎͎̰̟̩̥̗͙̜̞̩̦̤̀͜͢H̵̡̢͈̠͈͟E̶͉̹̝̠̮̺͓̱̬̥͔̠͚͠ͅ ̶̧̢͚͙̲̗̣̬͕̯͉̝̙̼͙͈͙̙͎͞Ş̥͉͕̬͈̺̙̫̫̠̕͠Ḱ̶̷̙͔̞̖̹͔̫̦̭̠͓̺̥̯͍͢͜I̧̦̱̗̬̱̮̪̹̦͟E̛̠̣͓͕̬S͏̶̵̹̯͎̠͓̲̣̱̜̞̭̕͠ͅ ̷̤̦̘͓̥̻̭̩͉̕̕͞Á̴̴͎͈̮̼͈̩͔̻͔̟̪̼͖̱̘͟͠R̸̛̗̥͎͕̦̞͕͓͕̪͓̕͝ͅḚ̹̟̞̤͕̣͕̦̬̠́̀ ̛͠͏̫̞̝͓̤̙̼̜͍̞́ͅṊ̛̪̪̖͚̭̗͔̺̬͝͠ͅͅO͏̗̙̰̻͚̗̱̼̱̗̝̝̩̤̗̮̣͘̕T̵̢̛̲̜̬̲̙͈͈̟̤̞̦̮̱̘͕̱̘̤ ̶҉̢̲̘̭̝͖̲̟̗̀͝S̴̷̡̠̮̥̟͖̹̱̣̫̥̳̱̬̪͝ͅĄ̹̯͉͍̱̙͕̳̗̗̼̦̀͠F̶͖̗̱̭̬̥͎̭͔͚̭̰̹͔͎̲̼͢͜͟͞E͇̰̲̣̟̖͚̬̩̭̘̜̰̹̘͡

[luigi-hikari-club]

remember the alamo

[modify-and-sever-deactivated201]

Today (December 16, 2018) is the last day this image can be posted.

[docorwho]

M E R R Y  C H R I S T M A S 

[azriona]

It’s not Christmas unless this giftset has appeared on your dash at least five times.

[syrenpan]

It’s back 💕

[lizawithazed]

it’s not christmas without wilf on your dash 

[talaline]

Annual Wilf reblog.

[theimpossibleg1rl]

I kinda love Wilf

[pro-diversity]

When people try to defend the 2nd amendment by saying they have the right to protect themselves from “a tyrannical government,” I look at them and say “bold of you to assume that they’re gonna knock on your door and not just send a drone or a bomb strapped to remote controlled car to kill you.”

[elpatron56]

Bold of you to assume that those drones won’t kill 49 innocent people before they actually get an insurgent.

[perspectivemax-deactivated20181]

The government has the ability to drone strike my house, guess we should just give up our guns, guys… submit to this evil authority

[chrisray-the-lariat-king]

Yeah, there’s no way only allowing tyrannical governments to have guns has ever harmed any minority group.

[shitpostbot5k]

[crimewave420]

[thedarkdomain]

Wait a minute…

[scrabblezard]

This is what American politics is like

[solarpal-deactivated20170710]

I love when court cases are called things like person vs. state because I like to imagine a single person fighting a whole state on their own out of sheer rage

[vonisv]

[wetorturedsomefolks]

idea for new bible translation

no one gets the ‘Lord’ thing anymore because its too old timey. what if we began calling him ‘the Boss’

[ultradracula]

The big boss in the sky

[purgeyouanimos]

[faehaseul]

“i’m sad i wasn’t born in the era of -” bitch do it! if you like love letters, write them! if you like poodle skirts, wear them! society is imploding as we watch on in abject horror! do whatever you want!

[tariqah]

Time to buy a guillotine

[m16s-m1911s-and-power]

One thing I absolutely love about the 30 y/o boomer meme is his smile. It’s a content smile, but at the same time hides the pain of past memories, friends that have come and gone. A tired smile.

It’s the smile of someone who would look off into the sunset while being Thanos snapped during the rapture. 

[m16s-m1911s-and-power]

“I-I feel…”

“..Alright.”

[woolay]

[durbikins]

when he doesn’t remember what day it is tomorrow

[zero-eight-three]

Leaked footage of the latest buddy in Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain: D-Shark.

It’s also transparent, feel free to use it on your blog! (Although it would be great if you’d credit me, it helps).

(I also spent way too much time animating this).

[thatkindoffangirl]

[balamist]

[tabloidsores]

Haters will see you and gain insight