Mr. Ring-a-Ding!!

im light :]

[mr-ring-a-ding-offical]

BE MY FUCKING HUSBAND YOU IDUOT ANSWER YOUR WIFE NOW

WHERE IS MY FUCKING RING GIVE IT NOW

golly gee, yes ma'am/sir!! uhm- what kind of ring would you like, dear?

[mr-ring-a-ding-offical]

HIIIIII MR RING-A-DING HRUUUUUU MY MAN MY BIG MAN TING WHERE IS MY RING

Hellooo~!! I'm doing quite well, dear, how are you?

I- pardon me, uhm... what- what do you mean ring-?

[mr-ring-a-ding-offical]

im the best follower

I don't mean to pick favorites, but according to Tumblr; you are the best follower! :)

[mr-ring-a-ding-offical]

you're next.

what-

wh- what does this mean..-

[mr-ring-a-ding-offical]

what- what does this mean-?? I mean oh golly gee thanks for congratulating me, I suppose!!

[mr-ring-a-ding-offical]

You should kiss @monosodium-glutamate-official

You two were made for eachother trust

uhh I'm not sure how I'm gonna smooch seasoning- sorry!! 🥲

[monosodium-glutamate-official]

It's okay just right on da lips bro trust

[mr-ring-a-ding-offical]

o-oh gosh..- eheh uhh I've never done this sort of thing before..-! ...uhm.. ok, I guess I'll try it-

[mr-ring-a-ding-offical]

You should kiss @monosodium-glutamate-official

You two were made for eachother trust

uhh I'm not sure how I'm gonna smooch seasoning- sorry!! 🥲

[tv-time-offical]

would @mr-ring-a-ding-offical crawl out of your ass?

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???

THERE’S NO ONE COMING OUT OF MY A-wait the censors BUTT

[mr-ring-a-ding-offical]

pardon me, what the scallop. this is absolute tomfoolery, and NOT the good kind. im not even sure what an "ass" is, but it sounds terrifying, and it does NOT sound all tootie fruitie with me AT ALL.

[mr-ring-a-ding-offical]

*turns on tv*

*giggles and kicks my feet*

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ooc/ INTRO THINGY!!1!1!

the things I post may not ENTIRELY canon (+adding my headcanons) but their gonna be as close to canon as possible :_]

I'm gonna give you fellas some of my headcanons and then tell yuo guys my b o u n d r i e s .

okya uhh wtf do I start with...-

He can saw swear words, he just chooses not to say them...often- (out of habit)

He is a.....

bisexual

Anyway uhrm other headcanons I have for him might be shown in the tags of (in character) posts that I make :_3

Anygays uhh now we can get to the boundaries:3

So uhm you guys can send me literally ANY type of ask - it can even be freaky, just...domt send GENUINELY sexual asks..- I'm a minor and I will find a way to report you if I do..-

also uh try to send me as less death threats as possible pls<33

anywau that's all, ty for listening...well, reading-?? THABK YUO 🧍🔫

(side note - I will occasionally make offensive jokes, so be aware of that pls</3)

(also uh mod is a bisexual minor idk if I mentioned tbat)