Tanpa judul

[obsidianeffigy]

When I was sitting down at about 7 months versus whatever the hell is going on here.

[shhhsecretsideblog]

~ I don’t think this baby is waiting for me to f-finish work ~

[breedingbliss]

@shhhsecretsideblog always loved your writing but this - this is sublime 😍

[madeleinesweet]

Hey I noticed your looking a little bigger than usual and well ... I was just wondering if you knew anything about that baby multiplication potion I left on the counter, I can seem to find it 😅 you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?

Oops 😳 I’d thought it was hot sauce but I guess not…

[madeleinesweet]

Expectum rapidcus pregnus.

I hope you don't mind but next time you lay down this spell will know you up with 4 very big active babies. Could help it you're to perfect and amazing to not keep bearing children.

Here we go again 😵‍💫☺️

[madeleinesweet]

Consider: when a lady leans on a chair or counter or something tall, and kinda sways back and forth to help get things moving. Usually early labor, but the swaying and belly rubbing. GOOD stuff.

You mean like this? 😉

[madeleinesweet]

Hey, it's been a while since we've seen you give birth. Can we see again?

It just so happens I may have entered active labor. 👀😮‍💨 (stay tuned)

[madeleinesweet]

Oooohhhkayy here we go, baby.

[madeleinesweet]

Hnnnnnnnggghhhhh baby is crowninggg

[madeleinesweet]

Phew, made it to bed 😮‍💨

[madeleinesweet]

Head is out! Gotta keep pushingggg

[madeleinesweet]

Hnnnnngggghhhhh working the shoulders through!

[madeleinesweet]

One last big push!! 😤

[madeleinesweet]

Same anon from before! Honestly id love to just see some pregnancy asmr content. Maybe talking about the belly and how much of a toll its taking while being so close to the due date with multiplets

Experimenting with the ASMR idea. This is just with my phone, maybe I’ll get a mic at some point to pick up belly rubbing sounds later?

In the meantime, I hope you enjoy me talking about being so big and pregnant. 😉

[madeleinesweet]

They settled a little, thank goodness. 😮‍💨

[madeleinesweet]

My belly feels so big and tight, and I just can’t get comfortable right now. 😮‍💨

[madeleinesweet]

I know it’s not time to push yet but oh my GOD it’s getting harder to ride this out.

[madeleinesweet]

The contractions are getting more intense, so moving to bed would definitely be more ideal here. 😮‍💨