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they/them ~ living in 🇺🇸 unfortunately ~ 🇬🇧🇮🇹🇳🇱🇩🇪 ~Mr. William Woodiam is my therapy....so that's how im doing mentally.....~ certified procrastinator ~ GUNSHOW MY BELOVED 💔💔💔 ~ dm me pls bro

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Will wood inspired art to scratch that itch in my f-ed up meat pilot

tw: non-graphic sh art

Art inspired by “Sex, drugs, rock ‘n’ roll” by Will Wood

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Not normally my regular post but might as well get this out now

Mrpuzzlesonlywife is back again.

Whatever you guys do, don’t harass them or anything. Just block, report, and spread the word.

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Mr. Puzzles Lovely Wife (@mrpuzzlesonlylovelywife) on Tumblr

Follow @mrpuzzlesonlylovelywife and get more of the good stuff by joining Tumblr today. Dive in!

Posting the link because it may have been turned off search

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FELLAS SHE'S BACK AGAIN!

MASS REPORT AND BLOCKKKK

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[witheringsapphic-deactivated202]

please reblog this until i find my true love. i am so alone

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Made it poly friendly

[witheringsapphic-deactivated202]

oh hell yeah even better

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Made one for aromantic trans people 👍

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Reblogging for poly people, mono people, and people who need their keys

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FOR TRUE LOVE, HAPPINESS AND FINDING YOUR DAMN KEYS!!!

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It Begins

And the ultimate bloging begins

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It Ends

And the ultimate bloging ends

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It Resumes

And the ultimate bloging resumes

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This is the ultimate blog now

on tumblr dot com, yeah

reblogs, likes and comments

as far as the eye can see

and it continues throughout

as far as time can complete!

This is the ultimate blog now

of all the blogs this site has seen

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😶

*squeals like a trolly wheel and collapses with Steven-Johnsons syndrome on the ER floor*

@the-real-will-wood

[the-real-will-wood]

yes but how do you know you’re the real will wood? how do you know you’re real?

I think therefore I am

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this is so valid

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why does bald will wood low key look like señor wooly?

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Glockenspiel :3

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Doctor... could you run another test?

Got a feeling that this time... I might just pass it.

Well, if you raise the average...?

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I am dying right now

[the-real-will-wood]

what is the best ice cream flavor... share your wisdom mr wood

don't kill me please.. mint chip

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Do you enjoy freaking out newcomers who believe you’re the totally real Will Wood (which or course you totally are) when you follow them back?

i have to answer like ten asks a day where people are like "oh! i'm mutuals with will wood! what the heck!" the reason is that i follow everyone back LMAO

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dude…..EVERYONE? if you follow me back I’ll……uhh….do….something. Idk. I should probably go to sleep

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I don't think you're real

i'm real don't worry

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I have my doubts

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what

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I don’t think I’m real either don’t worry…..or do….I have no control over anyone on this platform and if I did I would be rich

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hey amazing people of tumblr…

I got some kinda sad news

due to reasons out of my control, I might not be able to be on tumblr for awhile

I’m not sure when or if I’ll be back, but I’ll try to login as much as I can but for now…arrivederci 😔🫶

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BRODIEE HEYY

I WANNA MAKE ASKS (before my go-go time)

SOOOO- How has life been treating you?

-do some people in your life want you dead?

Ik,this may seem deep, I just wanna know the basics of your life. If you don't wanna answer these questions, here are some SMG4 questions that might get off your mind!

-What is your favorite ship?

-Who is your favorite character

-Is there a character that you simp for?

-Is there a character that you kin?If so, why?

-What was your favorite arc?

-Favorite movie?

-Favorite WOTFI?

Alrr, that's it! Off to my next person!

YOOOOO!! IVE BEEN CHOSENNNN!!1!!1! YAYYYYYY

and ofc I’ll take a sec to yap abt myself ☺️👍

how’s life?

well…it’s been…something heh….

So last Saturday at theatre rehearsal we were just running through the show bc opening night was Thursday(11/20) so yea. Anyway we were running this one scene when a giant 15 pound pirate ship wheel fell on my head…and gave me a concussion 😀👍.

And I am like CONCUSSED because when the doctor asked me “who’s the president of the United States?” and I replied dead-ass, “uhhh… Martin Luthor King jr?” Like WHAT😭 sooooooo yea

Does anyone in your life want you dead😇?

uhhh….WELL GEE I HOPE NOT!

I don’t think so tho (bro u okay😭 u need a hug?)

-SMG4 QUESTIONS-

fav ship?

Smg34 MY BELOVEDDDDDD

but gunshow too like MY BABIES NOOOO 😖😫

fav character?

Smg3 bc he is like me if I was a gay man (or like, he is me if he was a lesbian, nonbinary twink)

Do you simp for a character?

well not exactly a characterrrrr (but, epic lore drop btw; I do pretend to be smg3 on like c.ai and stuff and talk to smg4 or vise versa bc I just love them smmmmm)

character kin?

I feel like I’m an (un)healthy combination of silly(smg4), b o o b i e c h a n n e l (bob), zesty coffee addiction dog dad (smg3) and THE FUXKING THEATRE KID (Mr.Puzzles)

out of all of them though, definitely Puzzles the most ⭐️⭐️🌟⭐️⭐️

Fav arc?

honestly, it’s kinda a tie between genesis and IGBP

Fav movie?

For awhile it was IGBP but now I think it’s either puzzlevision or guns n puzzles (THE ANGST IN THIS ONE AUHGGGG)

Fav WOTFI?

WOTFI 2023

WAR OF THE FUXKING GAYS AAAAAAA

THANK YOU @crazy-smg3 FOR THINKING OF ME!!1!!!1!

WE’LL MISS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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WHY DID THIS TAKE ME 3 HOURS HELP-

Full art credits to @mistymweheh34 thanks for letting me colour this in for you!

if anyone else wants me to colour their art for them, just lemme know cause I’d be happy to :)

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thank u @mrble-mze for the idea :D❗

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dude this is AWESOME