Creature — Dog Wizard

1994. It/she. Statto. 💍 @eldritchprince 💍 Icon by @dulceskull. Header by me, Hilbert, Page, and Helms. "Let's just say, I'm a special girl," (Ryder Monroe, 2022)

[capnsoapy]

have i been blurried :/

[capnsoapy]

i'm getting mixed messages

[capnsoapy]

It makes sense, I guess. Until now my working theory on why I've managed to avoid sanctions from [tumblr] staff has been:

[capnsoapy]

okay how about now

[hal-monitor]

✨⚾️ BASEBALL YURI ⚾️✨

[dwinkus]

peasant visionary: & then it stood before me, a towering wheel of flame that beheld me with 10,000 shimmering eyes!

me: idk man it still sounds like an ocular migraine

peasant visionary: #MyGrain

[cartoonrival]

always funny when someone makes an analysis post with bold and italics and the whole nine yards about something that was extremely obvious and part of any surface level understanding of the story and or characters

[cartoonrival]

so, i think i figured out why little red riding hood's grandmother suddenly had such big teeth.

its because she was actually the wolf in disguise

[capnsoapy]

okay but seriously what's going on with [tumblr] moderation right now

[capnsoapy]

okay but seriously seriously

[capnsoapy]

Not even in an "I'm outraged" kind of way, in a "genuinely perplexed as to what could be going on behind the scenes to produce these outcomes." I want to stop staring at the shadows on the wall and exit Plato's allegory of the website moderation

[capnsoapy]

okay but seriously what's going on with [tumblr] moderation right now

[capnsoapy]

okay but seriously seriously

[capnsoapy]

basically. it's too fuckign hotttttttt

[capnsoapy]

okay but seriously what's going on with [tumblr] moderation right now

[wayneradiotv]

this needs its own post

[toskarin]

smash bros is just kind of a funny concept for a game in general. you've got all kinds of game mechanics and characters flying at each other, and they've all gotta collide and Do Something

what's steve minecraft doing against captain falcon? they had to ask how a falcon punch would interact with minecraft blocks. what if the persona 5 protag fought solid snake? they had to answer what would happen if joker could beat box

[thanook]

ironically enough, bringing a plushie to a public setting as an adult requires a tremendous level of emotional development, and attempting to shame an adult for having a plushie in public requires a significant amount of immaturity. this applies to a surprising number of things.

[capnsoapy]

Actually Transandrophobia refer to transphobia mixed with anti masculinity.

And I personally believe it can impact transwomen, but it'll affect transwomen who dress more tomboyish rather than feminine transwomen.

Since Transandrophobia is all about how anti masculinity and the fear of masculinity affect trans people.

I hope this clears up some misinformation.

Are you not embarrassed to be behaving like this in public ?

[capnsoapy]

I don't even know what this was in response to in the first place so I'm definitely not reading all that–

But it's very unfair that you mansplained mansplaining and didn't instantaneously disappear up your own self-referrential arsehole

[capnsoapy]

Actually Transandrophobia refer to transphobia mixed with anti masculinity.

And I personally believe it can impact transwomen, but it'll affect transwomen who dress more tomboyish rather than feminine transwomen.

Since Transandrophobia is all about how anti masculinity and the fear of masculinity affect trans people.

I hope this clears up some misinformation.

Are you not embarrassed to be behaving like this in public ?

[kaylmao]

u could resurface a hockey rink w that ass cause it's so zamn boney

[podplease]

Strong Bad got invited to be on Hot Ones but declined because of his dearly held belief that ones should be cold

[capnsoapy]

How come the three regular* Magic cards which feature someone with a baseball bat all have them held at almost the same angle. What's up with that.

[postoctobrist]

have you ever been to a cat cafe? what do you think of the idea?

I worry about having a kind of ‘thinking the stripper likes me’ relationship with an animal