Creature — Dog Wizard

1994. It/she. Statto. 💍 @eldritchprince 💍 Icon by @dulceskull. Header by me, Hilbert, Page, and Helms. "Let's just say, I'm a special girl," (Ryder Monroe, 2022)

[capnsoapy]

have i been blurried :/

[capnsoapy]

i'm getting mixed messages

[capnsoapy]

It makes sense, I guess. Until now my working theory on why I've managed to avoid sanctions from [tumblr] staff has been:

[capnsoapy]

okay how about now

[capnsoapy]

From Rupert Giles to Gently Benevolent to Hercules Shipwright, Anthony Head really was perpetually the best actor in whatever he was a part of. This sucks.

I'm going to think about that time he was really nice to Jay Hulme and hope that good things happen again eventually.

[captchacomics]

[wispstalk]

if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy

[fullanimationfilmartist]

Have you ever put ice cubes on your shoes? It would change your life!

[janmisali]

I (17F) refused to make free art for the Beatboxing Puppy (??P) and he called me "selfish" for it. The Beatboxing Puppy says he needs My Drawings in order to not starve, but I only work off commissions. AITA?

YTA (you're the asshole)

NTA (not the asshole)

JAH (justified asshole)

NAH (no assholes here)

ESH (everyone sucks here)

INFO (not enough information)

[show results]

Voting ended onFeb 15, 2025

[capnsoapy]

i feel like stantler and waldorf 🦌🥗

[capnsoapy]

Having now shouted at comedians from the box seats I can see why those gay boys were doing this every week. Great fun highly recommend

[capnsoapy]

i feel like stantler and waldorf 🦌🥗

[capnsoapy]

artists impression of my dashboard this month

[lumikinetic]

Visit Original Link

Hey, y’all remember in P1 when GLaDOS’ Morality Core fell off and then she laughed and said “good news” and her whole tone of voice just switched and it was super chilling and a little gay and it absolutely fucking reverberated down your spine?

Good times.

[flareonfloof]

a roguelike is a video game with some qualities and features and it seems like nobody agrees on what those qualities and features really should be

we all agree, however, that a rougelike is a character wider than she is tall

[flareonfloof]

with tits to match

[meladoodle]

the final step in this recipe didn’t say “enjoy!” so i threw my food in the trash

[hal-monitor]

✨⚾️ BASEBALL YURI ⚾️✨

[dwinkus]

peasant visionary: & then it stood before me, a towering wheel of flame that beheld me with 10,000 shimmering eyes!

me: idk man it still sounds like an ocular migraine

peasant visionary: #MyGrain

[cartoonrival]

always funny when someone makes an analysis post with bold and italics and the whole nine yards about something that was extremely obvious and part of any surface level understanding of the story and or characters

[cartoonrival]

so, i think i figured out why little red riding hood's grandmother suddenly had such big teeth.

its because she was actually the wolf in disguise

[capnsoapy]

okay but seriously what's going on with [tumblr] moderation right now

[capnsoapy]

okay but seriously seriously

[capnsoapy]

Not even in an "I'm outraged" kind of way, in a "genuinely perplexed as to what could be going on behind the scenes to produce these outcomes." I want to stop staring at the shadows on the wall and exit Plato's allegory of the website moderation

[capnsoapy]

okay but seriously what's going on with [tumblr] moderation right now

[capnsoapy]

okay but seriously seriously

[capnsoapy]

basically. it's too fuckign hotttttttt