“Really, Mrs. Smith, I am so sorry! I do not know what came over me. I am really not a peeping Tom. It was just that I saw you through your window when you took your dress off and I just could not take my eyes off of you. You are so beautiful!”
“And you are so full of *#it that it is a wonder sh#* is not coming out of your ears. I have seen you outside of my window before and that is why I called your wife. She told me exactly what you need and she will be over in just a few minutes. Now get your pants off and underwear too, if you are wearing any!”
“I…uhh…am not wearing any underwear!”
“After I finish using this hairbrush on your bare bottom it will look like you are wearing red panties. Your wife is bringing over her razorstrap and your enema bag. This is going to be a very punishing evening for you!”
“Yes, Ma’am, I was sure of that when you said my wife was on her way!”