Yaoi Lover

I am a man in a relationship with a woman. doesn't stop me from loving yaoi every minute of every day tho. send me your yaoi!

[mrfootfetishman]

Maybe one day I'll be hit in the head with a large cinder block and then I'll never have to go to work again

[mrfootfetishman]

My slasher villain oc is a narcissistic, sadistic, cruel, manipulative, conniving, psychotic, bipolar, obsessive, immortal, insane, callous, barbaric, sinful, insidious, homicidal, Satanist, bloodthirsty maniac and all those traits are overshadowed by the fact he's a big tsundere in a toxic doomed one sided obsessive BL with the man who set him on fire :)

[mrfootfetishman]

Not now kitten, daddys watching Rick and Morty, snuggle time can wait 😼

[mrfootfetishman]

New story idea making some guy and giving him all the darkness in my heart and the emptiness in my soul and then having him fight aliens and shit

[mrfootfetishman]

I've been getting into some complex literature lately... what do you mean the caterpillar is STILL hungry?

[mrfootfetishman]

My right testicle is slightly offset right now. I don't like it... okayyy maybe I like it. Dattebayo! 😜✌️

[mrfootfetishman]

My girl ate some jolly ranchers and her ass got possessed by the Great Cornholio

[mrfootfetishman]

Call me Harry Potter, cuz I got some hog warts

[mrfootfetishman]

Brokun get a job kussai

[mrfootfetishman]

Geekin off a Burger King Perc 30. They gonna have to lock me up in Arkham Asylum

[mrfootfetishman]

Watashi hawk tuah

[mrfootfetishman]

One more goon then I'll shower 😭✌️

[mrfootfetishman]

Magic really is just the fortnite of tcg now cuz wdym Sonic, My Little Pony, and Spider Man are collabs now

[mrfootfetishman]

Hate when I'm having a goon and steam sends me notifications talm bout sum "this game on your wishlist is for sale" now I gotta go buy ts

[mrfootfetishman]

It would be so cool if monsters came in gallons

[mrfootfetishman]

Logging onto ponytown and let's just say, it's clopping time