*Present Day March 1692 Age: 62* Why me! After I devoted my life to you, why would you do this to me, God! Today is a very shocking day in my life, it is also very sad. Today I found out that my wife is a witch. I don’t know what to do with myself. I have this curse placed upon me. No one knows what I know. I should have known all along that she was like this. She truly stuck out in the crowd. Her personality and abilities were magical, but in a bad way. Now my children are sons of witches! I must inform someone about her but I cannot stay here. I must abandon my colony. Staying here and watching the trial will do me no good. I will turn her in and leave as soon as possible.
I must take my education and everything of value to me and leave. I will leave to a different colony because over here I am too ashamed to stay. I feel betrayed, it feels sad leaving my childhood memories behind in Massachusetts Bay. I will say my goodbyes and depart from Massachusetts Bay forever. I will go to New Hampshire and I will hope for a new start. I still believe that God can help guide me to a new life, just like my father left England for a new life. I will live the rest of my life as a farmer or shipbuilder, I will let the people of New Hampshire decide. I am an old man now, I have little to live for. I will live for myself, God, Pikachu, and the wishes of my dead father.
I've never trusted a lot of women in my life, and this shows how dangerous the female society of today can operate. They must all be placed under the headsman axe and make sure they never get to see the sunlight of tomorrow. I'm very sorry for the detrimental loss of your wife, and I know you can do more than her.












