Mr. Kerberos.

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Hello, Cogs And Suits Alike.

Don Has Allowed Me With An Ask Blog.

As His Most Devoted Investor, I Will Be Busy Some Days...

I Will Appear As Much As Possible, Though.

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Lick you

I Come Back From My Missions.

I Look?

"Lick You."

Lose My Tumblr Blog.

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I'm Living.

I'm Alive.

Yahoo.

Not Many People Visit My Blog, Doesn't Really Stop Me From Saying Things.

Like... Hhmm...

How I Quite Like Don? No We Already Know That...

Okay, Maybe I Don't Have Anything For You.

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Hey Kerberos, is it possibile to join yall or not? And if yes, who do i have to scrap?

It's Very Possible. You'd Have To Contact The Don First.

He Lets Anybody In If They're Good Enough For His Standards.

No Need To Scrap Anybody, Really, Only People We Can Think Of Is Buck Or Flint But We'd Be In Big Trouble If They're Gone.

So, Yeah, Stop Down The Pizzeria And Ask For The Don. We'll Hook You Up Lickity Split With Him.

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hi MOST GOATED AND PEAK AND NICEST AND LOVELIEST satellite ever.

howdo you feel being around kids. do u think they're annoying? Ok i have to run away (i also ate styx sorry about thattt)

Oh, You're Making Me Blush, Anon!..

...

Kids Are Nightmares, They Aren't Too Bad Once You Learn How To Get To Them.

(Also, Can You Spit Them Out?)

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I Think About Things A Lot.

Like, Uhm.

Uh.

The Other Satellites.

Don.

How To Crush Toons.

Pizza.

Uhm.

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what's up kerby, hows my dad?

YES my dad is the Plutocrat shhh

A Bit Late, But Don Is Doing Just Fine.

Cold Hearted And Rich As Ever.

Such A Good Don He Is!

...

Don't Tell Him I Said That.

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HOLY COG I FORGOT I HAD THIS ACCOUNT.

I'M.

I'M BACK!

YAHOO!

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it you wish to know who it is you must wait for the right time for them to come out. They're lurking... Somewhere... (Ma, silly)

I'M SCARED OUT OF MY MIND WHATATA.

WH?? HUH?? LURKING?? WHY?? WHAT??

Ok.. Whatever.. I think..

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Pwople are in love with you have a nice day

Excuse Me??? Do I Get To Know Who's In Love With Me??? PLEASE??? HELLO??? COME BACK WAIT??? COME BACK PLEASE??? WHOM IS IN LOVE WITH ME??? WHY ME??? WH... COME BACK!!!

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Hey pal, how ya doing?

Could Be Better.

Threats, Toons, Styx Being Idiotic.

The Usual.

Hope You're Doing Better Than Me.

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kerbososbos u are tsuoid and dumb updumb

Hey What???

Is... Are You Okay??

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just how many times did toons accidentally wandered into your pizzeria, thinking it’s a place with an actual food and not oil and whatnot.

That's More Of A Styx Question, For This Is Not My Pizzeria. Err...

About A Few Hundred Toons, If I Remember Correctly From My Last Chat With Styx... Maybe?

Shrug.

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Any opinion on Styx? Is Styx tolerable to toons? Does Styx like girls—

Styx Is... Less Than Tolerable.

Styx Is Pretty Tolerable To Toons, Yes.

Styx Likes Any And All, Toon Or Cog.

Really Weird Questions.

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Why do you and other satellite investors hate lawbots so much??

Why Not? Is One Not Allowed To Hate For No Rhyme No Reason?..

Also, Errghh...

It's More So Classified.

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Pipe bomb 🧨

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GAH???

STOP THAT!! I WAS HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME DOING MY JOB AND I LOOK... I'M GETTING PIPE BOMBED??

RUDE, I MUST SAY.

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are you gugity

What Does This Even Mean???

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