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SEXYTIMES EXPERIENCES
1. How many people have you had sex with?
2. Can you remember the names of everyone youāve slept with?
3. With whom did you first do the sexytimes? Was it good?
4. Whatās the best sex youāve ever had?
5. Whatās the worstĀ sex youāve ever had?
6. Whereās the most unusual place youāve had sex?
7. Whereās the most unusual place youāve masturbated?
8. Have you ever been caught doing the sexytimes?
9. If you masturbate, when did you start, and how?
10. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
QUEER SHIT
11. How would you describe your sexuality using only adjectives (describing wordsābusy, fluffy, squishy, etc.)?
12. Have you ever been in a queer relationship?
13. Have you ever been in a straightĀ relationship?
14. How and when did you realise you werenāt straight?
15. Are you out to everyone you know?
16. Where do you meet queer folks to date? Do you find it difficult?
17. If your parents know about your sexuality, how did they react?
18. Does your best friend know about your sexuality? How did they react?
19. Describe your first queer kiss.
20. Whatās the queerest shit youāve ever done?
LETāS GET PHYSICAL
21. Are you happy with your body?
22. Whatās the raddest part of your bod, and why?
23. What do you do with your body hair (pubes, underarms, legs, etc.)?
24. Do you have stretch marks? Where?
25. Describe your nipples in too much detail.
26. (Vagina-owners) Do you have anĀ āinnieā (small, tucked-in inner labia), or anĀ āoutieā (more visible/larger inner labia)?
27. (Vagina-owners) Is it very obvious when youāre turned on (swelling, wetness etc.)?
28. (Penis-owners) Describe the size and shape of your penis. Are you happy with it?
29. (Penis-owners) Have you tasted your own cum? Did you like it?
30. (Breast-owners) How does the size of your breasts compare? Is one bigger than the other?
SEXUAL FANTASY LAND
31. Describe your most unusual/taboo fantasy.
32. Do you fantasise more about real situations, or imaginary/impossible ones?
33. Whoās the oddest person youāve fantasised about?
34. Do you ever find yourself fantasising absent-mindedly, or is it something you do on purpose?
35. Do you always fantasise while you masturbate?
36. When you fantasise, does it usually lead to masturbation?
37. Have you ever had sex with someone while fantasising about someone else?
38. Do you have any celebrity crushes that you fantasise about?
39. Have you ever fantasised about something by accident, and felt weird about it after?
40. Describe your most sexy fantasy.
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41. How do you feel about BDSM?
42. Whatās your most unusual kink?
43. In an SM context, do you prefer giving pain, or receiving it?
44. Do you consider yourself to be dominant, submissive, both, or neither?
45. Describe your most recent bondage experience.
46. In a BDSM context, have you ever referred to anyone asĀ ādaddy,āĀ āmommy,ā or any similar term?
47. Do you have a kink for any bodily fluids (pee, saliva, blood, tears, cum, etc.)?
48. Have you ever revealed a kink to someone and had them react negatively?
49. Do you have any kinks that youāre ashamed of?
50. How much money have you spent on equipment for your kinks (toys, whips, chains, etc.)?
COMEĀ FOR THE QUESTIONS, STAY FOR THE SUBHEADINGS
51. (Vagina-owners) Do you ever squirt when you come?
52. Have you ever come solely from penetration (anal or vaginal)?
53. Can you have an orgasm without your genitals being touched?
54. Describe how you like your genitals to be touched.
55. How sensitive are your nipples? Does nipple play turn you on?
56. Do you find it easier to orgasm with another person, or through masturbation?
57. Have you ever had an orgasm that you werenāt expecting?
58. Do you get off easier from rough contact, or gentle?
59. Whatās the best orgasm youāve ever had?
60. Did it take you a while to have your first orgasm, or were you an early starter?
ORAL FIXATION
61. Do you enjoy giving oral sex? Why?
62. Whatās your favourite position in which to receive oral?
63. Describe your oral sex technique.
64. Do you find it easier to give oral to someone with the same genital configuration as you (eg., you both own vaginas/both own penises), or different?
65. Describe the worst oral sex youāve ever received.
66. Describe the best oral sex youāve ever received.
67. Do you ever simulate oral sex while masturbating (sucking on dildos etc.)?
68. How sensitive is your mouth? Is it an erogenous zone, for you?
69. Do you like 69ing?
70. Can you deep-throat?
EVERYTHING BUTT
71. Do you like it in the butt?
72. Whatās the strangest object youāve had in your butt?
73. Do you enjoy being rimmed?
74. Can you take a lot in your butt, or just a little?
75. Describe your most recent experience with buttsex.
76. Do you like doing stuff to other peopleās butts?
77. (Prostate-owners) Have you ever received a prostate massage?
78. Do you own any buttplugs?
79. Have you ever had an embarrassing buttsex experience?
80. Have you ever pegged someone (ie., worn a strapon and fucked them in the butt)?
SHARING IS CARING
All questions assume youāve done group sex of some kind
81. Describe your most recent group sex experience.
82. Have you ever had sex with more than two people at once (eg., foursome, moresome)?
83. Have you ever had an orgy? Would you?
84. Do you enjoy watching your partner(s) having sex with others?
85. Do you prefer to arrange group sex beforehand, or allow it to happen organically?
86. Have you ever felt left out during group sex?
87. Have you ever done a gangbang (ie., lots of people have sex with one person, but not each other)?
88. Have you ever teamed up with someone and given a double blowjob/double cunnilingus?
89. Have you ever been penetrated by more than one person at the same time?
90. Have you ever been ejaculated on by more than one person at the same time?
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98. Post the last SMS you received.
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1. How old were you when you had your first kiss? 2. How old were you when you had sex for the first time? 3. Have you ever walked in on people having sex? 4. Have you ever had phone sex? 5. Have you ever had birthday sex? 6. Name a non-pornographic movie that turns you on? 7. Have you ever used a sex swing? 8. Do you own any sex toys? If so, what? 9. Have you had a one night stand? 10. Back rub or foot rub? 11. Have you ever had an awkward moment where people were having sex and you were present? 12. Have you ever swapped partners? 13. Have you ever experienced DP? 14. Cuddling on the couch or picnic in the park? 15. Have you ever had sex on the beach? 16. Do you like to watch? 17. Ever been filmed or filmed yourself during a sexual act? 18. Have you ever had sex with someone that you were not suppose to? (Boss, teacher, relative). 19. Have you ever had a secret relationship? 20. Are feet a turn on? 21. Have you ever had a long distance relationship? 22. Have you ever met someone in person that you met online? 23. One thing you havenāt done sexually that you are hoping to try. 24. Anal or oral? 25. Have you ever been with someone of the same sex? 26. Have you ever masturbated outside the confines of your home? 27. Drunk sex or stoned sex? 28. Have you ever slept with an ex while no longer together? 29. Have you ever accidentally sent a dirty pic or message to the wrong person/people? 30. Have you ever had someone show a private pic to others without permission? 31. Does your partner have to be shorter or taller than you? 32. Have you ever been with someone that another member of your family has been with? 33. Whip or riding crop? 34. Name a song that puts you in the mood. 35. Have you ever had sex on a plane? 36. Is there anyone that youāve slept with that you canāt recall their name? 37. Have you given or received road head? 38. Would you prefer receiving/giving a titty fuck or foot job? 39. Name a hard limit of yours. 40. Sex on the hood of a car or the back of a pick up? 41. Shower sex or sex in the rain? 42. If you could change one thing about your physical appearance what would it be? 43. If you could change one thing about your personality what would it be? 44. Kill one, marry one, fuck one? (Name the three). 45. Choking or hair pulling? 46. Would you rather? (Name the two). 47. True or false? (You pick question). 48. Bar or club? 49. Have you ever had sex in the snow? 50. Have you ever had sex with a neighbour? (The house on the left or right, not down the street). 51. Have you ever had sex at a sports venue? (Football field, rink, etc.). 52. Have you ever used something outside the norm to orgasm? 53. Can you recall a time you were cock blocked or twat swatted? 54. Would you rather play dirty doctor or naughty detention? 55. Whatās sexier nice eyes or nice lips? 56. Whatās more attractive a sense of humour or a sense of style? 57. Ice cubes or wax? 58. Do you prefer a younger or older partner? 59. Ball gag or hand over mouth? 60. Have you ever posted a pic or a video of you committing a sexual act? 61. Did your parents have āthe sex talkā with you when you were young? If so, which parent? How did it go? 62. If you had to choose, cowgirl or reverse cowgirl? 63. Morning sex or afternoon delight? 64. Are you vocal during sex? 65. Your socks, on or off in bed? 66. Embarrassing sex moment. 67. Pillow fight or pillow fort? 68. Naked twister or strip poker? 69. Have you ever done a 69? 70. Make youāre own multiple choice question.
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HOW TO GIVE A PROSTATE MASSAGE
One of the best ways to make anal play exciting is by giving a prostate massage.
What is the Prostate Gland?
The prostate is a gland in the male reproductive system that produces a milky-like fluid that combines with sperm to form ejaculate.
The prostate can be stimulated through the rectum, and according to anal play lovers, leads to incredible, full-body orgasms.
Where is the Prostate Located?
The prostate gland is located roughly 3-4 inches (7.5-10cm) from the beginning of the anal canal, and itās about 1 inch (2.5 cm) across.
The prostate gland is just behind and above the deepest portion of the penis, and itās right below the bladder. The urethra (the tube running from the bladder and out the penis) runs right through the center of the prostate. The gland is located on the other side of the rectum (the last portion of the digestive system).
How to Massage the Prostate
Get yourĀ lubricantĀ ready and lather up your finger. Remember to trim your nails, keep them clean and use some gloves if you prefer them for anal fun.
Now itās time to get your partner turned on. Arousal makes the prostate begin to fill up and get larger, which makes it both easier to find and feel more pleasurable.
Prostate Massage Techniques
Once youāve gotten your partner in the mood and youāve found his prostate gland, there are a lot of different massage moves you can try. Many of these will sound similar to G-Spot massage techniques, for good reason. The prostate is the male G-Spot or P-Spot!
Try doing a ācome hitherā motion with your fingertip. Use the pad of the finger, not the tip, in order to avoid scratching. And remember ā stroke, donāt poke! Keep a slow, steady rhythm and use firm pressure.
You might need to vary the temp and pressure until you find the right combination for him, so start off slower and lighter, and then add more. If youāre using two fingers, try the ācome hitherā motion at the same time, or try āfinger walking.ā
Another popular move is tapping. Start off with the pressure you use when typing on a keyboard and try going faster or slower. Each time you change things up, ask him to tell you if it feels better or not.
Everyone is a little different, so listen to feedback and watch how the body responds. If you have two fingers on the P-Spot, you can tap them together or alternate as if youāre playing the piano.
You can also do big circles across the entire prostate, little circles on just one spot, or do little circles and move them around. With circles, itās easy to go too quickly, so try to keep a steady rhythm. Some people like to put on some music with a strong beat or bass line to help them keep the pace.
Donāt forget that stillness can be incredibly pleasurable too. Keep a constant pressure without movement, or try gently pulsing the pressure while maintaining contact. Sometimes, that can be someoneās favourite prostate massage move.
Just as when youāre giving someone a shoulder rub, itās good to do one technique for a bit and then change it up. The nerves get used to it if you stick with one thing, so keep his body paying attention by varying what you do every so often. The one exception to that is when heās getting close to an orgasm. When that happens, stick with whatever is working.
What does a Prostate Orgasm feel like?
Speaking of orgasm, youāll know itās about to start because youāll feel his prostate swell and then quiver. Thatās the gland squeezing the fluid into the urethra, where it mixes with the sperm that has been carried from the testicles. Once that happens, the muscles of the pelvis will start to contract and cause ejaculation. So once you feel that fluttering on your finger, keep going because thereās no holding back from that point.
While some men can enjoy prostate play and stimulation without anything else, many guys say that they enjoy penis pleasure at the same time or that they need it in order to have an orgasm. You might be able to use one hand on his penis while your other hand focuses on his P-Spot. If you have trouble coordinating that, he can use one of his hands on his penis while you give all of your attention to his prostate.
Erection Difficulties
One thing to note is thatĀ some men find that they donāt get as erect during anal penetrationĀ or prostate stimulation. Nobody knows for sure why it happens, but it doesnāt seem to get in the way of the pleasure. So donāt let it stop you ā if heās curling his toes and giving you all the other signs of enjoying himself, trust that.
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Why we need Slow Sex
Harsh and quick sex has penetrated the world. The mainstream sex culture has left many vaginas traumatized and unenthusiastic to have any sex. Too often the art of making love is confused with the imaginary produced mainly by the pornindustry. This imaginary of the porn industry, that we encounter all over often portrays scenes where the female body is subjucated Ā to strong and brutal touch. The extremely sensitive tissue of the vagina loses her high sensitivity and with that women lose their interest in sex altogether.
At worst a vicious cycle is created. Many men are ignorant of the true art of making love and with little knowledge of female physiology, and many women just put up with that all, not having the courage or the words to speak up, sometimes not even being able to respect and listen to their own body and needs. Sexual intelligence should be thought as any life skills.
Too often women are penetrated before they are sexually ready to invite anyone or anything inside. The friction causing mechanical back and forth movement of the penis or object inside the vagina only makes the vaginal tissues to contract and desensitise even more. Even women themselves might just play along with all this not knowing anything better to ask for. The healing of the vagina starts with the introduction of slow sex.
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THE 10 BEST POSITIONS FOR ANAL
All you faithful readers know Iām a big fan of knocking on a girlās back door. Ā It feels great. Ā Itās naughty. Ā WhatāsĀ notĀ to like about it?
Nothing⦠for the guy.
For the girl, anal can often be traumatic. Ā Iāve posted a bunch of times on how to prepare for anal sex. Ā You can type āanalā in my search bar and get a ton of info. Ā But let me highlight some things:
Anal sex requires preparation to keep it from being messy.
Anal sex requires relaxation and trust. Ā If the girl isnāt relaxed⦠if she tenses up⦠thatās when it hurts.
Anal sex requires a lot of lube. Ā LOTS of lube.
Anal sex requires you to begin small. Ā A finger in the ass. Ā Then two fingers. Ā Then your cock.
Anal sex requires you to start slow. Ā Slide it in and pump with short, slow strokes.
Anal sex requires foreplay. Ā Because again, a woman needs to be really relaxed and into it before her ass will open. Ā Ā
What I havenāt written about in much detail is good positions for anal. Ā Iāve said, āIf it hurts, try the woman on top.ā Ā But beyond that, nothing much. Ā That changes with this post. Ā
I want to share with you ten positions that can be great for anal. Ā Theyāre great for a variety of reasons: intimacy, pleasure for him, pleasure for her, comfort, etc. Ā Iāll spell out the benefits of each one. Ā They are listed in no particular order. Ā But if you read the articles about preparing for anal that I have written and then learn these ten positions, I guarantee you that you can comfortably (and erotically!) add this very enjoyable aspect to your sex life. Ā
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THE REVERSE COWGIRL RUMP RIDER
He lies on his back, legs together. Ā She straddles him, facing away and bounces with his dong-a-long in her bonk-a-donk.
This position is great for her, not only because it lets her control how deep and fast her ass is being fucked, but also because it provides a great angle. Ā Heās going straight in, with a slight upward press. Ā Should be comfortable.
Itās a great position for him because of the view - her bulbous back pillows being split by his love meat. Ā Ā
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THE SPHINCTER SPOON
The key to this spooning technique is that the girl pulls her legs up close to her chest, maybe using her arms behind her knees to hold them. Ā When the legs are pulled up like that, the external spincter muscle (i.e. the asshole) loosens some. Ā Ā
When the guy slides in, he goes as deep as possible. Ā But motion is limited. Ā
This position is all about intimacy. Ā There is a ton of body contact. Ā He can whisper in her ear or kiss her neck. Ā Guys, you also can play with her nipples or even reach between her legs and rub gently. Ā
This is a great starter position for the first anal of the night, precisely because there isnāt much motion. Ā It lets her slowly relax her booty.
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THE SUPER SODOMY SIDE SLIDE
In this position, the girl lies facedown, then pulls one leg up some. Ā So her one leg is straight down. Ā With her other leg, sheās pulled her knee up close to even with her waist. Ā This tilts her slightly onto her side. Ā The guy then straddles the one leg that is straight down. Ā He spreads her cheeks, and slides in. Ā Ā
What makes this position great for her is how relaxing it is. Ā He can rub her back while heās fucking her ass. Ā It also doesnāt allow for very deep penetration. Ā Ā
For him there are two pleasures. Ā First, as he pumps, his scrotum is going to be rubbing against the smooth skin on the back of her leg. Ā It feels amazing. Ā Secondly, each time he thrusts in, her one butt cheek - the one of the leg that is straight out - is going to hit him right in what is sometimes called the āinguinal canalā area, where the guyās leg meets his torso. Ā The firm but soft tush pressing in there⦠fuck! Ā FeelĀ soĀ good!
Guys, an added little treat for her⦠ She she first gets in this position, get down there, slide a finger in her vajayjay, palm facing down, curling the finger slightly. Ā That will place your fingertip on her g-spot. Ā While you work the finger in and out, let your tongue press on her asshole, just causing it to spread a little. Ā SheāllĀ loveĀ it. Ā Ā
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THE DALLYING IN HER DERRIERE
This is a lovely, slow, lazy way to pump her rump. Ā You are on her side. Ā She is on her back, with her legs hitched over you. Ā She can keep them together or spread them apart, depending on what she finds more comfortable. Ā Ā
This is also a very intimate position, as it allows you to see each otherās faces. Ā Motion is limited, as her legs hooked over him prevent him from pumping too hard. Ā He can play with her chest or her clit. Ā She can reach down and rub his balls while he fucks her. Ā Ā
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THE ASS-N-CLITTY
Another variation of women-on top. Ā The girl straddles the guy, cowgirl style, facing him, her knees wide apart. Ā She puts his hotdog in her buns, then leans back, using her hands for support. Ā And she bounces and bounces and bounces. Ā
The plus for her is that she gets to control tempo and depth. Ā And again, itās a great angle - straight up her dark tunnel. Ā
In addition, in that position her guy has clear access to her clitty-cat. Ā He can pet it. Ā Guys, in this position, I recommend using your thumb. Ā Lick it so itās slick. Ā Then press it down on top of her clit and roll it, like a pea bring rolled under your finger.
Or you can take a finger and curl it in, making a ācome hereā motion. Ā That puts your finger on her g-spot. Ā Again, roll it around like a pea under your fingertip. Ā Ā Ā
For guys, not only do you have an amazing view, but it actually is a very tight fit. Ā With her knees apart like that, her glute muscles get pushed together. Ā Thus, your shaft is cradled in soft butt cheek. Ā Feels amazing.
True story. Ā I have had a girlfriend squirt all over my abs in this positionĀ while I was in her ass. Ā
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THE CATHOLIC BIRTH CONTROL
You wouldnāt think missionary position would be great for anal, but it really, really is. Ā However, you probably need to have her hips tilted up. Ā You can do this simply by placing a few pillows under her hips. Ā Ā
This is another position aimed at intimacy. Ā The couple can kiss and caress even as heās tapping her tushie. Ā Ā
This position also allows for only shallow penetration, thus itās great for a girl who, try as she might, believes she can only take the tip. Ā Itās also great for a guy who is well endowed, as maybe only the first two or three inches will get in.
Guys, be careful in this position. Ā Itās easy to slip out. Ā And what can really hurt a girl is when you slip out and then donāt aim carefully when you slide back in. Ā It forces her anus to stretch in funny ways! Ā No bueno. Ā Ā
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THE HERO, POOTER-POUNDER STYLE
In the kamasutra, āthe Heroā position is woman on her back, with her legs pulled up to the degree that her pelvis tilts up. Ā This can be done a variety of ways. Ā She can grab under he knees and pull them back. Ā He can grab her ankles and push them back. Ā The point is, her legs are in the air, spread apart, and her hips are tilted up. Ā This gives him a straight shot to her pooter-palace!
After six positions which were more gentle, we now get to the ones which will be a bit harder. Ā Thus, it requires a bit more experience. Ā These are anal positions you might try after you have being doing one of the first six for awhile. Ā So your rump is all relaxed and ready for a good ramming. Ā ;)Ā
For the girls, the fun part of this position is that as well as any of them, you have access to your sugared almond. Ā While your man drills your dumper, rub that thing like you are a DJ and itās god-damned New Years Eve. Ā You might cum. Ā
Guys, you need to understand that with her hips tilted and legs spread, you could go really, really deep. Ā Thatās great, if she says itās great. Ā If not, then this is a position where youĀ haveĀ to exercise self control and only use the first four inches or so. Ā Ā
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THE DOGGY IN THE DONK
I donāt want to exaggerate here, so Iāll say it carefully. Ā This is the biggest fantasy of every man on earth. Ā Ā There isĀ nothingĀ like getting a hot girl face down, ass up, and smashing her onion. Ā Ā
What does this give to the guys? Ā The best site on earth. Ā When you can see your cock sliding in and out, wedged between those breathtaking cheeks⦠when that booty meet shakes with each thrust, a slight ripple working through each one⦠wow. Ā I have a tear in my eye just thinking about it. Ā Ā
In addition to the view, if the girl has warmed up to anal and can handle it, this is the position in which the guy can go his hardest. Ā The angle of his cock in her ass, especially if she puts her chest down on the bed, is such that it is a very, very smooth fit. Ā Her rectum is in its natural position. Ā So he can grab her hips and pound away.
For the girl, doggystyle anal can be either heaven or purgatory. Ā Heās going to beĀ deepĀ in your ass. Ā But in this position, he stimulates some of the nerves that are actually located in the vaginal wall. Ā Ā If a girl is going to cum during anal, this position will probably be it. Ā While the guy is reaming her from behind, sheāll reach down and play with her clit. Ā If she can cum this way, it will be so intense her back might break. Ā Ā
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THE BEST LAP DANCE EVER
This is yet another woman on top position. Ā The man sits in a chair. Ā Guys, use a kitchen chair, not a big ass recliner. Ā It gives you more range of motion. Ā The woman come and sits on his lap, with his man-meat in her moneymaker. Ā
There are two variations to this. The woman can put her legs between his legs. Ā If she does this, she can put her hands on his knees and bounce. Ā Or the woman can put her legs outside his. Ā Unless she has really long legs, she might not be able to bounce as well. Ā But she can grind and rock. Ā Ā Itās aĀ amazingĀ sensation when you grind in that position, ladies! Ā Itās like you are trying to break our cock off inside your can. Ā Ā
Guys, if she goes with her legs outside yours, why not reach around Ā and flick her on-off switch lightly. Ā Itās ether that your you make it rain! Ā
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THE 3AM AT DANIELāS HOUSE
This is a variation on doggystyle - doing it while standing, with the woman bent over something. Ā Itās one of my favorites, hence the name. Ā (Back off! Ā When you get your own blog, you can name sex positions after yourself too!)
Itās a really comfortable position for the woman. Ā Sheās braced on a chair or couch. Ā She might even be able to rest on it. Ā A variation is if she picks up one leg and rests her knee on the object. Ā A good example of that is a bathroom counter. Ā She leans over it and puts one knee up on it while I explore her third-entry. Ā Ā
Itās great for the guy for the same reason doggystyle is. Ā Itās a nice view. Ā He can grab the hips and go hard. Ā Because itās a comfortable position, itās also great for prolonged anal. Ā Thereās no need to pound out your nut in 30 seconds. Ā Get her in this position and spend a good 20 minutes working her bubble over. Ā Ā
This position can also be very pleasurable for the woman too. Ā There is a muscle cluster that starts in your lower back, runs through the glutes, and down the back of the legs to the heel. Ā Thatās why if you walk funny in a bad shoe, it can hurt your back. Ā Itās the longest muscle cluster in the human body. Ā When a girl is bent over like this, that muscle cluster is tight. Ā And so as she tenses her anus slightly (which is natural to do as your ass is being fucked), sheāll feel that through her entire lower body. Ā And guys, if you can reach around and play with her clit and make her cum in this position, she can collapse. Ā The shudder it sends through her legs literally floors her. Ā
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And there you have it, faithful readers. Ā Is thisĀ everyĀ anal position I know. Ā Please! Ā Iām Daniel Fucking Davis. Ā This is the tip of the iceberg. Ā But hopefully if you like these, you can put your own spins and variances on them, and have plenty of variety to your hot, hot booty sex!
Now, if you like this, please reblog! Ā Cause letās face it. Ā This isĀ goodĀ advice. Ā
Credit for all the illustrations goes to wewomen.com. Ā They have their own take on ābest ofā positions. Ā I just used their illustrations, which I thought were cute! Ā
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