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[cracked]

12 Times Han Solo Used The Force Without Knowing It

[spatscolombo-deactivated2022030]

I need Han to accidentally be force strong, mostly because HE WOULD HATE THAT SO MUCH “Wow so you’re basically a self-taught Jedi” “WHAT–ARE YOU–I’M THE BEST PILOT IN–” “That’s force shit” “I’M AN EXCELLENT SHOT” “Yeah, because of the force” “I’M INCREDIBLY PERSUASIVE” “That’s the force making people believe your terrible lies against all reason ” “I’LL SEE YOU IN HELL”

[chocolatequeennk]

I can picture his reaction now…

No, but this is:

[derdoktorsschnabel-deactivated2]

Oh heck

[silentstephi]

George Lucas can pry Force Sensitive Han from my cold dead hands.

[moonblossom]

I love everything about this theory, but my favourite part of it by far is now utterly offended he’d be by the suggestion.

[morvidra]

I live in the hope of Force-Ghost Han

[tehnakki]

God, he’d be SO MAD. Just hanging out with the other force ghosts and so goddamned bitter about it. And I want Anakin to be weirdly angry about Han breaking up with Leia, because she was the best thing that ever happened to him and Han still 100% not being over that he is VADER and tortured both of them. Oh oh no, I think I am developing Force Ghost headcanons.

[copperbadge]

I would watch and enjoy a movie about Han Solo leading a force ghost heist of some kind, complaining angrily the entire time. None of the movie characters who have become force ghosts were known for their ability to give a solitary fuck, and the bickering would be spectacular. Yoda making puns about how he can see right through people. Han claiming Obi Wan still owes him money. The fuck are you going to do with money in the afterlife, Solo? I’m gonna roll it up into A STICK AND BEAT YOU WITH IT SO HARD YOUR SON FEELS IT THROUGH THE FORCE, SKYWALKER. Obi Wan immediately hands him ten force ghost star wars dollars.

Stormtroopers constantly walking through them. At one point they recruit a force sensitive storm trooper they discover when she asks them if they can keep the petty bitching to a dull roar. She’s been there the whole time but hates her job so she just kept quiet about all the force yelling in the Death Star mark XXIV control room until now.

[labelleizzy]

[marlynnofmany]

Always reblog salty Force Ghost Han.

[hobolunchbox]

The city is safe tonight. 

[asknovaprime]

Owlman if he ACTUALY DID HIS JOB

[whitepeopletwitter]

[i-restuff]

FIRST LOOK!!!!!

[asknovaprime]

Ahem.. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

[stormshot-prime]

THERES MORE!

This is apparently only fan art from Josh Burcham but it’s pretty much a peak at what’s to come!!

Cybervserse is getting 2 movies and then this? Oh Hasbro you’ve got me close to forgiving you for WFC and IDW2 😪

[asknovaprime]

WAIT ONE OF THESE IS SLAPPER THE TOAD PREDIACON

[boltertokokoro]

I have art block.

[asknovaprime]

I can’t beat the shit outta you heritics unless i’m closer

[spectralcombatant]

SPOOKY TIME!

It’s the Month where ghosts and goblins roam free, if anyone needs a Ghostbuster, I’m here!

[scientificmicroscope]

🍸 Tell us who the list is~

*Takes a swing of his drink*

“It’s not really a list...More of calculations of compatibility. Any mech of proper status, mental fortitude or build would make it if such things as copulation for reproduction existed but...

Optimus Prime-Cus everyone would

Rung

Rodimus 

Some Purple Con that I know wouldn’t want to be tied down

NOT LOCKDOWN

[asknovaprime]

Makes cence

[whitepeopletwitter]

[karasevdah]

So after days of pleading with other countries to spred awareness about the current situation in Serbia, a tweet with a video showing police brutality got spread:

And a lot of the responses were:

Apparently only problems worth talking about are those of first-world countries. And it seems that to a lot of people Europe will always remain just England, France, Germany and Italy. And let all of us living in small countries oppresed by totalitarian regimes rot ig.

I am sick of this selective activism.

And Fuck America.

[sydney-empire]

Serbia’s leader, Aleksander Vucic, is very similar to Trump in that he is more of a TV person than an actual educated politician. I think the two are even friends, or at the very least Vucic looks up to Trump.

Their issue regarding police in Serbia stems less around the BLM movement and more so around the pandemic and the country’s response to it.

When the pandemic began, they imposed what was essentially a military curfew on the people. Anyone caught outside for any reason was beaten by officers and thrown in jail. This didn’t even help flatten the curve overall because the leader continued to allow soccer matches and other big social gatherings to take place.

Not only that, but around the time of the election in June of 2020, Vucic made the abrupt claim that the virus was gone and it was safe again, and he lied about the number of cases and deaths. Obviously, this was a ploy for him to get reelected. In fact, they lied so bad that they messed up the distribution of data, so people caught on rather quickly. But either way, people believed him, he got reelected, and he immediately went back on his claim, continuing to throw people in jail if caught outside. The people were rightfully pissed and riots broke out.

So yes, Serbia does have it extremely bad. Just because it’s a small country doesn’t mean it’s issues are irrelevant, and anyone who feels they can dismiss this shit because these aren’t Americans can fuck off. You clearly don’t care about other people.

[sydney-empire]

Please reblog this version of the post because no one knows anything about Serbia and they are experiencing their own Trump reign.

[roleplayawesomemes]

Send “Rumor has it...” And a rumor about my muse

[fwoam-deactivated20200506]

[weirdness-is-good]

Y'all fuckers are wacky for this one.

[sexualyactivetoyotaprius]

im at my limit

[asknovaprime]

[asknovaprime]

“What do you wish to know” Rung said smiling softly curious as what he might want to know.

Well, You feel strangely famliar, but I hope that you are doing well

[rungalwaysheretolisten]

Rung blink and soon realize it.

“I umm well yes, you might have meet me in a umm another life. You...did you know Primus.”

[asknovaprime]

“ Primus.. I think I have, I don’t really remember. Only that it was Primus that asked me to begin the Bentizi Expantion, to allow Cybertronians to move to Colony words.” He said, taking a seat to talk to Rung. “ Why do you ask?” 

[scientificmicroscope]

Thank Primus Sparkings are not fully canon or Quark here would have had five of them with differ mechs over the eons

[asknovaprime]

Question: Whom would the Sires be?

[scientificmicroscope]

Glossa Sealed on that list

[asknovaprime]

Ah Drat. Oh well

[ultrafacts]

Source

Video of Tama

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[majikkant-deactivated20180504]

The picture in the background of the second one

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

Tama is boss

[ultrafacts]

[cat-fandom]

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

[ultrafacts]

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

[retro-geek-deactivated20220412]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

[karinanotcinerina]

Beautiful.

[system-fail-ure-deactivated2021]

Now I’m crying thanks

[sapphic-matriarchy]

and a new cat was hired right?

[clarenecessities]

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

[beasti]

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

[lafayettelabaguette]

Law

[tooiconic]

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

[sighinastorm]

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

[linkislost]

a legacy

[bemusedlybespectacled]

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

[kindaoffkilter]

“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]

As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

[northeastartist]

You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

[redchrominance]

The shrine of Tama Daimyōjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.

Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama Daimyōjin on the anniversary of Tama’s Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus can’t hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)

[twimmythebabywitch]

you cannot pass without reblogging guys. i’m sorry, i don’t make the rules.

[asknovaprime]

“What do you wish to know” Rung said smiling softly curious as what he might want to know.

Well, You feel strangely famliar, but I hope that you are doing well

[asknovaprime]

👤+ Rung (also hi ❤️😊)

*grins* Hello again, Rung! How are you doing?  As to what I think foyou? Well, I wish I knew you better then I do, but Please, I would be happy to come to talk you about things.