Maximillien Robespierre

[mrobespierre1758]

Pigeons

I think pigeons are so neat…

[le-vieux-cordelier]

Should we watch the pigeons together, Maxime?

[mrobespierre1758]

Mmh, perhaps!

[mrobespierre1758]

Pigeons

I think pigeons are so neat…

[billaudvarenne56]

Never post again. I’m bringing this up to the committee so they can sign your death

[mrobespierre1758]

😢

[mrobespierre1758]

Pigeons

I think pigeons are so neat…

[henriette-robespierre]

BROTHER!!!!!

@mrobespierre1758

[mrobespierre1758]

👋👋👋

Hello sister!

[billaudvarenne56]

The committee has an issue with dissing my bobcut. My family said I looked nice, and so did Collot. What’s the issue with it? I think it looks nice.

[mrobespierre1758]

Well, Collot has a thing for you so…

[collotdherbois]

TOP 10 THINGS THAT FOR SURE HAPPENED

TOP 1.

robespierre: hi i'm evil sad mean robespierre saint just: and i'm defendless tender saint just both of them: and we hate collot because he's way better than us poor innocent man called collot, eavesdropping: duhhhh i did know that! you dummies... robespierre: you see saint just, i have a plan. you'll have to distract him with your cold stolid discourses and i'll steal his so well written, neat and magnificent play saint just nods collot: i'll have to tell billaud... i went running to billaud's place, my pace alarmingly fast and so manly it could make everyone drool. not exaggerating at all, but i'm not going to throw roses at myself, even if i do deserve them collot: billaud! robespierre and saint just are conspiring against me billaud, with a cheese piece on his hand: what!? collot: let's go billaud: i'll so defend you from these ailments! billaud and i beat them up before they could even reach my perfect and so awaited play. i'm glad this won't happen ever again because we're really strong, especially me

once my muscles don't hurt from hitting bad people (robespierre, saint just) i'll write the other anecdotes that definitely happened...

[collotdherbois]

@mrobespierre1758 anything to say?

[mrobespierre1758]

Leave me alone. Fag

[mrobespierre1758]

Steer clear of @billaudvarenne56, quite rude!

I think he’s threatening me

[billaudvarenne56]

That was Collot

[mrobespierre1758]

Are we sure

[collotdherbois]

what the hell did i do

[mrobespierre1758]

Fagimillien Robespierre

[collotdherbois]

it's actually Fagimillien Gayasspierre

[mrobespierre1758]

Dear Collot d’Herbois,

Shut the fuck up.

Sincerely, Fagimillien Gayasspierre

[collotdherbois]

Not so dear wigged Fagimillien Gayaspierre,

I hope you get run over by a stampede of rabid horses, maybe then you'll feel back at home. You got no dad, no mom and definitely no bitches, triple homicide.

Also pick better colors because they look like Christmas lights AND green doesn't fit you.

Sincerely, the best man known to existence, Collot d'Herbois.

[mrobespierre1758]

Hated Collot d’Herbois,

I like green so I don’t give a FUCK. Fuck you and your bald head. You suck.

Hatefully, Maximillien Robespierre.

[collotdherbois]

Abhorrent Fagimillien Fagois Maqueer Isigayre de Gayasspierre,

I might suck but I have both of my parents you sad sick orphan.

With nothing but execrable feelings, the best man on Earth, Jean Marie Collot d'Herbois.

[mrobespierre1758]

Dear Gayen-Gayrie Gaylot d’WHOREbois,

I hope you get exiled

From, Maximilien François Marie Isidore de Robespierre

[collotdherbois]

Abominable Fagimillien Fagois Maqueer Isigayre de Gayasspierre,

Did you just call me a whore??? Watch out for your neck.

And windows. Especially widows..

With pigeon shit and much hate, Jean-Marie Collot d’Herbois.

[mrobespierre1758]

Detestable Gayen-Gayrie Gaylot d’WHOREbois,

YOU ARE A WHORE. Stop fucking Billaud.

Windows or widows bud.

With sincere contempt, Maximillien Robespierre

[mrobespierre1758]

Steer clear of @billaudvarenne56, quite rude!

I think he’s threatening me

[billaudvarenne56]

That was Collot

[mrobespierre1758]

Are we sure

[collotdherbois]

what the hell did i do

[mrobespierre1758]

Fagimillien Robespierre

[collotdherbois]

it's actually Fagimillien Gayasspierre

[mrobespierre1758]

Dear Collot d’Herbois,

Shut the fuck up.

Sincerely, Fagimillien Gayasspierre

[collotdherbois]

Not so dear wigged Fagimillien Gayaspierre,

I hope you get run over by a stampede of rabid horses, maybe then you'll feel back at home. You got no dad, no mom and definitely no bitches, triple homicide.

Also pick better colors because they look like Christmas lights AND green doesn't fit you.

Sincerely, the best man known to existence, Collot d'Herbois.

[mrobespierre1758]

Hated Collot d’Herbois,

I like green so I don’t give a FUCK. Fuck you and your bald head. You suck.

Hatefully, Maximillien Robespierre.

[collotdherbois]

Abhorrent Fagimillien Fagois Maqueer Isigayre de Gayasspierre,

I might suck but I have both of my parents you sad sick orphan.

With nothing but execrable feelings, the best man on Earth, Jean Marie Collot d'Herbois.

[mrobespierre1758]

Dear Gayen-Gayrie Gaylot d’WHOREbois,

I hope you get exiled

From, Maximilien François Marie Isidore de Robespierre

[mrobespierre1758]

Steer clear of @billaudvarenne56, quite rude!

I think he’s threatening me

[billaudvarenne56]

That was Collot

[mrobespierre1758]

Are we sure

[collotdherbois]

what the hell did i do

[mrobespierre1758]

Fagimillien Robespierre

[collotdherbois]

it's actually Fagimillien Gayasspierre

[mrobespierre1758]

Dear Collot d’Herbois,

Shut the fuck up.

Sincerely, Fagimillien Gayasspierre

[collotdherbois]

Not so dear wigged Fagimillien Gayaspierre,

I hope you get run over by a stampede of rabid horses, maybe then you'll feel back at home. You got no dad, no mom and definitely no bitches, triple homicide.

Also pick better colors because they look like Christmas lights AND green doesn't fit you.

Sincerely, the best man known to existence, Collot d'Herbois.

[mrobespierre1758]

Hated Collot d’Herbois,

I like green so I don’t give a FUCK. Fuck you and your bald head. You suck.

Hatefully, Maximillien Robespierre.

[billaudvarenne56]

Story

THESE GUYS ARE ALL ASSHOLES

[mrobespierre1758]

Lowkirkenuinely all you bro

[billaudvarenne56]

The window and Collot are waiting for you

[mrobespierre1758]

I’m so fucking scared

Don’t piss on me

[billaudvarenne56]

Story

THESE GUYS ARE ALL ASSHOLES

[mrobespierre1758]

Lowkirkenuinely all you bro

[mrobespierre1758]

Steer clear of @billaudvarenne56, quite rude!

I think he’s threatening me

[billaudvarenne56]

That was Collot

[mrobespierre1758]

Are we sure

[collotdherbois]

what the hell did i do

[mrobespierre1758]

Fagimillien Robespierre

[collotdherbois]

it's actually Fagimillien Gayasspierre

[mrobespierre1758]

Dear Collot d’Herbois,

Shut the fuck up.

Sincerely, Fagimillien Gayasspierre

[mrobespierre1758]

Steer clear of @billaudvarenne56, quite rude!

I think he’s threatening me

[billaudvarenne56]

That was Collot

[mrobespierre1758]

Are we sure

[billaudvarenne56]

quite sure

😍

[mrobespierre1758]

Why the emoji?????

[billaudvarenne56]

thought it looked nice

[mrobespierre1758]

Is it empty in your head

[mrobespierre1758]

Steer clear of @billaudvarenne56, quite rude!

I think he’s threatening me

[billaudvarenne56]

That was Collot

[mrobespierre1758]

Are we sure

[billaudvarenne56]

quite sure

😍

[mrobespierre1758]

Why the emoji?????

[mrobespierre1758]

Steer clear of @billaudvarenne56, quite rude!

I think he’s threatening me

[billaudvarenne56]

That was Collot

[mrobespierre1758]

Are we sure

[collotdherbois]

what the hell did i do

[mrobespierre1758]

Fagimillien Robespierre

[mrobespierre1758]

Steer clear of @billaudvarenne56, quite rude!

I think he’s threatening me

[billaudvarenne56]

That was Collot

[mrobespierre1758]

Are we sure

[mrobespierre1758]

Steer clear of @billaudvarenne56, quite rude!

I think he’s threatening me