Mrs. Hoffman

Mark Hoffman’s trophy wife, he loves me

[mrshoffman]

Yall ever need someone so bad your whole body aches and you wanna peel off all of your skin?

[mrshoffman]

God I’m down so bad. I need him I NEED HIM. His arms oh my god his arms.

[anitapallenberg]

Nobody (2007) | Dir. Shawn Linden

[mrshoffman]

Dear god I need him

[littlebigkaiju]

Listen, if Saw VI director Kevin Greutert didn’t want me to fantasise about being pinned to a wall and penetrated by Detective Lieutenant Mark Hoffman then he shouldn’t have shot this scene.

But he did. And it’s hot.

[mrshoffman]

I dream about it all the time

[mrshoffman]

TikTok - Make Your Day

HOLY FUCK ME I AM NOT NORMAL ABOUT THIS MAN JESUS CHRIST😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 IM OF AGE PLEASE ONE CHANCE PLEASE ITS ALL I NEED

Edit- the link does not work. Please PLEASE go check out hvnsntxx on TikTok, it’s the edit of Swaggersouls they posted 2023-9-20 <3

[mrshoffman]

guys I just need one chance. I need Swaggersouls to give me ONE CHANCE PLEASE ITS ALL I NEED

[mrshoffman]

What’s so funny about them bringing back 2020 this year is that in 2020 / 2021 I was obsessed w the misfits and swagger, AND OFC I am rn too when they wanna bring it back. I can’t like feel my bones converting back into my old self

[mrshoffman]

Swaggers arms and hands are literally the death of me. Am I the only one who this armhair IS SO ATTRACTIVE😭😭😭??? And his eyebrows? I’m sorry. I’m gonna die. I’m sorry.

[mrshoffman]

Literally the hottest thing I’ve ever seen in my life I think I’m gonna have a heart attack.

[mrshoffman]

Eating Christmas dinner in my Swaggersouls hoodie so maybe if I focus real hard I don’t have to deal with my ED for one meal this year

[boppinbobby-moved-deactivated20]

u i i a e

[mrshoffman]

HES SO CUTE

[mrshoffman]

GUYS LISTENING TO DJAES NEW ALBUM ITS SOO FIRE

[sacramentallyinsane]

[mrshoffman]

Dude idk how the misfits get so fucked all the time, I wasn’t even the one who threw up last night and that was too fucking much for me

[mrshoffman]

I feel like the Poland stroyr rhhktmoe immsomfickef

[mrshoffman]

mccreamy just texted me im fucking throwing up im so happy

[mrshoffman]

Misfits podcast episode 13. I am the fan with daddy issues, I feel personally attacked because the fucking dad bod goes HARD