Well, shit.

I'm whatever gender gets me the coolest happy meal toys

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[heritage-post]

date of origin: December 21st, 2012

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

2012 did so much heavy lifting for the culture of this website

[dogpuppy]

[kinuko]

[princessmo]

[fandom-man]

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[catcrumb]

[my-dailydreams]

[crazy-brazilian]

[kosmogrl]

[sic-s3mper-tyrannis]

[geminiagentgreen]

[dragonprincessmew]

[sydrichie]

[funpression]

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

[00000000000000z-deactivated2022]

happy Mother’s Day to these two queens

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[swadloom]

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

[brawltogethernow]