JJBA Incorrect Quotes + Art + Writing

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Hello everyone! :3

Thought I’d introduce you to Rose before bringing the incorrect quotes since she’s gonna be in a lot of them.

This is Rose Joestar. She’s Jonathan’s older sister and a vampire. She’s also Tomoko Higashikata’s wife.

Some of these incorrect quotes have shipping in them. And a few may have incestuous undertones so I apologize. The quotes just work with certain characters and I couldn’t figure out who else the quotes work with. But don’t worry, it’s not a lot of the quotes and you’re free to take them in platonically way, just thought I’d give a heads up. （╹◡╹）

Anyways, here’s the incorrect quotes. And if there’s any incorrect quotes you’d like me to write into mini stories, or any type of JJBA stories, feel free to ask. :3

Oh, almost forgot, all quotes unless said otherwise I got for these: https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/

https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator

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Josuke: *Trying to flirt* So, you come around here often?

Okuyasu: *Confused* I mean, this is my house, so yeah.

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Okuyasu: If I was a worm in a top hat who could only communicate with you telepathically, would you still love me?.

Josuke: If you don’t go to sleep right now I swear—

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Josuke: Yeah, I find it quite emotional. In like a cool way.

Koichi: Did you just say it makes you cry in a cool way?

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Okuyasu: What type of dog is this?

Josuke: That’s a tortoise.

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Josuke: Can we get a birthday cake?

Jotaro: It’s not your birthday.

Josuke: The cake won’t know!

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Anasui: Stop doing that.

Jolyne: Stop doing what?

Anasui: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

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Mista: I love you.

Giorno: How many people have you said that to?

Mista: Everyone.

Giorno: What?

Mista: I told everyone that I love you.

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Josuke: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!

Koichi: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.

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Rohan: You don’t deserve me.

Josuke: At your worst or your best?

Rohan: I don’t have a worst.

Josuke: Because you’re already at your worst?

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Avpol April Day 20: France

On top of the Eiffel Tower I see the view

The soft breeze and blue skies were nothing new

You look to me with your beautiful eyes and pull me close

And kiss my lips and whisper loving words no one knows

I knew then our love would never be untrue

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Josuke: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Okuyasu: AS ENEMIES?!

Josuke: ….

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Josuke: You've got to act tough, Koichi! Show 'em you can't be pushed around! Show 'em they can't mess with you!

Koichi: Right. Yes. Tough. Got it. *Stands up on his stool and slams his hands down on the bar* I'LL TAKE A CHOCOLATE MILK.

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Avdol: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Polnareff: It was autocorrect.

Avdol: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Polnareff: Yes.

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Avpol April Day 15: Birthday

Boo! Genderswap art jumpscare ;3

Happy birthday to Avdol today. Wanted to draw our boys as women :3

(Completely forgot to do the other prompts so don’t mind me coming in the middle of this (๑>◡<๑))

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Rohan: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Josuke!

Josuke: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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Josuke: Wow, Rohan really hate us.

Okuyasu: Yes, perhaps he’s homophobic.

Josuke: But we’re not gay, Okuyasu.

Okuyasu: ….

Josuke: ….

Okuyasu: We’re not?