I have something to get off my chest.
I am really Seth MacFarlane. And I would love to thank all of you for your love and support. And, also, for all the various descriptions in various stories of my penis (with varying degrees of accuracy).
Thanks, to everyone of you, and I hope I can keep entertaining you / live up to the impossibly high expectations you have of me, and I can keep making you laugh.
(And yes. I’m serious.)
Hope it's real














