[mrsseverussnape]

🌊My Blog In A Nutshell🌊

Hi lovelies🌸 I wanted to create this post to keep everything in one place so it would be easier for all of us to find things. I linked them all, you can click on them to go to the posts.

My blog is mostly about HP but from now on i will reblog another things that i enjoy beside HP💖

Masterlist: Here you will find all of my character x reader fanfictions and couple of headcanons.

Masterlist-2: This one is for “HP characters as …” posts and picrews.

Moodboards: There are all kinds of moodboards.

Original Characters: All my OC related posts(fanfics/moodboards/picrews) will be here.

Request Rules: This is quite self explanatory. Please check the rules first before sending me a request, that way both of us will be happy.

[mrsseverussnape]

I was reading story about Scarlett and at the end cry like baby 😳😅😅 and ofc that I enjoyed it 😍

Ahh my dear Scarlett went through so much… i say it as if i am not the one who made her suffer😂😂 glad you enjoyed it tho!❤️😽

[mrsseverussnape]

🔪HP Characters As Killing Eve Quotes🔪

Students to Snape:

Harry beginning of every school year:

Bellatrix and Narcissa:

Voldemort:

Neville Longbottom:

James flirts with Lily:

Dumbledore to Harry:

[mrsseverussnape]

I just wanna say I am so happy to see you back. ♥️ Not long time ago I read whole your story 😊

Aww thank you so much!💖😽 which one did you read? And hope you enjoyed!

[mrsseverussnape]

🥷🏻HP Characters As Killing Eve Quotes🥷🏻

A/n: *awkwardly waving and smiling* hiiii, long time no see huh?🤗 I don’t even remember the last time i was active here, i kinda lost my interest and my acc felt like a burden to me. But here i am again, i don’t know if i will be active but i just wanted to make this post cause lately i am loving this tv series👌🏻

Students to Snape:

Harry beginning of every school year:

Bellatrix and Narcissa:

Voldemort:

Neville Longbottom:

James flirts with Lily:

Dumbledore to Harry:

[leydileyla-deactivated20240206]

Ahhhhh @mrsseverussnape s letter just arrived!!! I’m so happy! Thank you, bae!!! This is my first ever letter from an online friend and I am literally wheezing 😍😍

[mrsseverussnape]

*3 months later*😂😂 awww girl i am glad you liked it! And also i have to mention yours as well, it was the prettiest thing ever😻😻✨✨

[julisworking]

R. I.P Gaspard Ulliel….

[thesecretwriter]

“Fuck you my child is completely fine.”

Your child writes/reads angst, fluff and smut about traumatised fictional characters who are twice their age.

[karnivil]

Love how this website sees a feral, pathetic man who desperately needs sleep and a therapist and just goes "sexy man, little loser sexy man, little baby sexy loser man, love him"

[lesbiantiana]

this pandemic has been especially hard for us soft-spoken bitches 😔 no one can hear us through our mask

[stuckinapril]

introducing someone to something you’ve always been passionate about is its own kind of love language

[slytherinnpride]

“And Potter… it’s good to see you.” 
 “It’s good to see you, Professor.”

[cottageaesthetic]

[sayssnape]

snape: i don’t care if he’s four years old 🙄

snape: his pirate costume is historically inaccurate garbage and he needs to be told

[sayssnape]

snape: and remember - if i get harsh with you, it's only because you're doing it all completely wrong.

[sayssnape]

snape, holding a deck of cards: who wants a tarot reading.

sirius: those are pokémon cards.

snape, holding a card: you got a Squirtle, it means fuck you.

[gojomegumi]

Snape wears all that shit to hide the fact that he’s shredded

[gooseghoul]

i overheard hedwig saying he has an 8-pack

[gojomegumi]

hagrid saw him outrun a hippogriff

[gooseghoul]

flitwick says he likes to wrestle with the giant squid

[gojomegumi]

McGonnagall says she’s seen him doing parkour after curfew

[gooseghoul]

hermione says he made a cirque du soleil troupe with the house elves

[gojomegumi]

Harry saw in the pensieve that Snape gives private yoga lessons

[gooseghoul]

neville saw snape glare at a boggart and it burst into flames

[gojomegumi]

Sprout says Snape is immune to the mandrake’s cry

[gooseghoul]

Lupin says Snape bit moony on the full moon and cured him

[gojomegumi]

Lavender says Snape’s hair grease cures depression

[gooseghoul]

dumbledore says that snape cried on his cursed hand when fawkes’ tears wouldn’t do

[gojomegumi]

Snape’s voice is so soothing that he made Professor Binns fall asleep

[gooseghoul]

his words are so venomous that they killed the horcrux inside nagini

[gojomegumi]

snape has fucked up teeth because he’s the only one who eats hagrid’s rock cakes

[gooseghoul]

the muscles in his forehead are the strongest because he’s forever raising his brow at people in disdain

[gojomegumi]

he also wears tap-tap shoes for his meetings with Voldemort

[gooseghoul]

he likes to show up late to the meetings and do an interpretive tap dance routine. voldemort and the deatheaters have to figure out what snape’s trying to tell them about dumbledore’s plans

[gojomegumi]

sometimes, when welcoming first years to their potions class, he likes to hang from the ceiling like a bat and then swoop down and land in a superhero pose

[gooseghoul]

he likes to crouch on the staff table to eat his dinner

[gojomegumi]

he’s no longer afraid of werewolves because Lupin always gives him a piggyback ride during the full moon

[gooseghoul]

snape beats the whomping willow into submission to get lupin to the shrieking shack

[slytherin-next-door]

it is rumoured that snape once smacked harry and it got rid of the horcrux in him