Everyone's favorite annual student questionnaire responses..
If you weren’t in school, what would you choose to do today? What are your hobbies or interests? What do you do to relax?
“If I weren’t in school, I would choose to be in a coma. I don’t really have any hobbies.”
If you could spend a day with anyone (living or dead), who would you choose and why?
“If I could spend a day with anyone, it would be Obama because he seems like a cool guy. And we would go to McDonalds.”
“If I could spend a day with my bicycle, I would be very happy.”
“I would choose no one because I like silence.”
“I would spend the day with Jesus because he is cool.”
“My mom because she born me out.”
Describe something you’ve seen in nature (for example, during a walk in the park or at the beach) that you would like to know more about.
“I wonder why people treat Earth so bad. It’s not like there is a second planet to go to.”
“Once, I saw a snake ate a bug then a bird eat the snake.”
“I saw a dog and I wanted to have it.”
“I wonder about how porcupines mate. I have seen some and I wonder how they mate with their spikes. Also how do the spikes affect in the mating process”
“I see people riding their bikes really fast and doesn’t get hit by other cars. I would like to know more about why bikers go hardcore.”
“I like to challenge the nature, because it’s sometime excited. One of the thing refer to challenging the nature was killing ants. I want know if I kill five or more ants each day, how long do I need to take include to kill all the ant in the world.”
What do you like most about school? Why?
“The thing I like most about school is learning new things, everyday you’ll learn something new in school not in the class but in the hallway”
What do you like least about school? Why?
“What I least like about school is teachers going off topic and telling their students about their personal lives instead of the daily learning lesson.”
Do you have any special learning, physical, or emotional needs you want me to know about?
“I don’t mind if you want to get into a informal friendship w/ me; just don’t get used to getting authoritative like yanking a collared dog.”
Do you have any questions for me, your teacher?