Sinful Flowers in Bloom

NSFW sideblog to mugenhcna. Expect grossness,

[mugenhxxxna]

sashas-den-remake replied to your post “Well that comment just summoned me here.”

Each and every Touhou muse I have just felt a spike of fear.

Bring them to her. Bring forth the sacrifices 

[mugenhxxxna]

“Well that comment just summoned me here.”

[smutactical-barracks]

Send me “Gasp!” for a starter where my muses is fucking yours

[mugenhxxxna]

“Honestly I’m so pent up I’d accept someone helping me rub one out. Trying it myself just isn’t doing it for me.” This flower is thirsty as hell.

[mugenhxxxna]

exiledafterdark‌:

“I-I don’t think… well…” It was a kind offer, for sure. And she was oh-so easy on the eyes, even if she gave off a mischievous aura. “I have a blanket in my bag. Let me lay it out so we can lay down!”

“Oh, before I forget! My name is Setsu, miss! What’s your name?”

“How exciting, a random rendezvous on a forest path, two strangers sharing a blanket and the warmth of their bodies to comfort the other...almost sounds like one of those trashy romance novels.”

“Well, Setsu, my name is Yuuka and it is very nice to meet you.”

[mugenhxxxna]

G for Garden.

[mugenhxxxna]

ddanmaku replied to your post “Girl let me “breach” your “barrier.”” And by breach she means fuck...”

Barrier rhymes with derriere after all

“Cirno let me breach your barrier.”

[mugenhxxxna]

exiledafterdark‌:

“Well, yes. I heard there was a shrine around here and decided to visit it on my vacation from school.” That incredibly droll joke aside, it appeared that she was on the right track after all. And if this woman was on her way there, then it made things easier.

“If you’re familiar with the way then may I follow along with you? I’d rather not take a wrong turn and end up as bear food.”

“I don’t particularly mind, but didn’t you just state you needed to take a break? We aren’t even halfway there, you know. It’s a reason why the shrine fell into such sorry affairs...the trek is too far for most people not absolutely devote to make.”

“While I don’t have a cottage, or lemonade, or any sort of furniture on me...I can offer you my lap if you wish to rest your head for a bit. Call it a repayment of having someone to take my stroll with.”

[mugenhxxxna]

"Girl let me “breach” your “barrier.”” And by breach she means fuck and by barrier she means ass.

[mugenhxxxna]

exiledafterdark‌:

“…”

“I, uh, I am indeed alone, yes. Are you going to mug me or something? All I have is camping supplies, a few gallons of water and trail mix.” And her chastity, but she hoped that it wasn’t put up on the bargaining table.

“Young stranger...I’ve come for your maidenhead.” She was joking, but that face said anything but...mostly cause it was fun to mess with humans. “Go ahead and assume whatever position yo-I can’t say that with a straight face.”

“I’m merely doing as you are: Taking a hike, potentially to the same place as there’s only one destination up within these parts...are you too going to the Hakurei shrine?”

[mugenhxxxna]

Someone: Nature is a turn on Yuuka:

A force of nature is turned on.

[mugenhxxxna]

Would you be smashed by or smashing Yuugi?

“I will say it again: If you think I’ll be the Pistil of any situation then you’re very mistaken.”

[mugenhxxxna]

Let Yuuka fuck you cowards

[brittsmemes]

Put ‘ FUCK YES ‘ in my ask if your muse wants to fuck mine

[mugenhxxxna]

ddanmaku‌:

“Well, at least you’re not as foolish as you appear, then.” Eiki’s shoulders are stiffer than they by all rights should be, but when you were literally made from a statue, that comes with certain drawbacks. “But surely you understand that there are less busy and more…susceptible targets for your many affections?”

“Perhaps, but where’s the fun if there is not at least a little challenge~? Besides, I find you charming.” She’d continue to massage the girl’s shoulders while keeping her on her lap. Such a vigilant woman was a tough nut to crack, but that was certainly part of the charm. “Besides, I believe that everyone deserves affection, especially those who work the hardest~”

[anotherrpmemeblog]

Sexual Sunday! Send my muse ♒ and a nsfw/sexual question and they have to answer it - whether they want to or not.

[mugenhxxxna]

ddanmaku‌:

“That’s because even you know better than to try to force something with me, so I have little doubt you’ll give up on your own eventually. And if you really were intent on seducing me, you wouldn’t have interrupted my work and put me behind, would you?” Hey! She likes that hat! It’s a very nice hat! And she might need some stress relief, but certainly not when in the process of judging. That would look poorly on her record, after all.

“But then we come to this very sad fact: You are always working, my dear. No matter when I’d choose my attempt you’d be working, thus I’d be interrupting...so take a small break and cut loose for a bit~” She’ll move her hands up to the woman’s shoulders a bit, rubbing them, caressing them. “See, you’re so tense~”