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preach

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me trying to find an s/o

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sir, that is my emotional support john mulaney special

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to those who find bill hader hot: can i just ask how

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couldn't have phrased it any better

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to those answering in the tags, please own it for the world to see and say it directly in the reblog, trust me, this is important

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to those who find bill hader hot: can i just ask how

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couldn't have phrased it any better

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Andy Sandberg

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WHY IS THIS STILL GETTING NOTES ITS BEEN TWO YEARS

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i would benefit from john mulaney going on a rant about Applebee's

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I'm scared for Queer Eye

I'm afraid Netflix is doing it's thing again and fucking up a good show...

They almost didn't promote last season (S3) at all. A lot of people didin't even realize it was out untill a few days later. And now the Japan special, I only knew when it was out because I follow the Fab5 on instagram, I wouldn't have found out from Netflix. It's not even in "New this week" or "New releases" I had to look it up myself. Also it's not in the Queer Eye title, it's another separate thing so I wouldn't have seen it in my list, cause it doesn't say "new episodes".

Netflix is messing with the show like it did with One Day at a Time. They take great shows, diverse, fun, wholesome shows and fuck them over in such a way they can blame fans later for not watching.

I hate this so much, please go watch Queer Eye: We're in Japan! It's only 4 episodes and they're great!! :') let's save out beloved show!!!

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Today is the only day you can reblog this.

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john mulaney is the third property brother that got disowned by the family because he didn't want to make houses on tv for a living or whatever they do

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to those who find bill hader hot: can i just ask how

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to those who all said "daddy issues": can i help?

[bruce-slutsteen]

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to those who find bill hader hot: can i just ask how

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an angry dog dad mulaney

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next john mulaney special is him just reading and making fun of the wack stuff we’ve said about him

[axmxz]

and critiquing fanfic written about him

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i don’t know if this was a fever dream or not but i could’ve sworn i read a fic that was nick x john but nick like got into a physical fight and used karate to fight some random character in it, if it’s real he’s gotta attack that one

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…i wrote a fic where nick literally waterboarded a guy for trying to trade john coke for a blowjob, so i think i might be first on that particular chopping block

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@axmxz I was hoping you saw this! I was screaming, “I READ THAT FIC!!!” LOL

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i hope @mulaney sees this

[axmxz]

i hope he doesn’t… he’ll show it to nick, and nick will laugh on the outside but on the inside he’s gonna have me whacked

[mulaneyschild]

they should reenact it on big mouth season 4

[mulaneyschild]

next john mulaney special is him just reading and making fun of the wack stuff we’ve said about him

[axmxz]

and critiquing fanfic written about him

[mulaneyschild]

i don’t know if this was a fever dream or not but i could’ve sworn i read a fic that was nick x john but nick like got into a physical fight and used karate to fight some random character in it, if it’s real he’s gotta attack that one

[axmxz]

…i wrote a fic where nick literally waterboarded a guy for trying to trade john coke for a blowjob, so i think i might be first on that particular chopping block

[kbrock9146]

@axmxz I was hoping you saw this! I was screaming, “I READ THAT FIC!!!” LOL

[mulaneyschild]

i hope @mulaney sees this