āHoney, can you come in here a second?ā
āI want your opinion on something.ā
āIām going to this club my friends told me about. You think your old mom looks okay?ā
āWow, are you kidding me, mom? You look smoking hot!ā
āAw, arenāt you sweet. But seriously, you think your mom will be able to get some attention from the guys? There will be so many younger girls there.ā
āYou think the guys in the club will be interested in your mom?ā
āYou think they guys would like to dance with your mom and buy her drinks?ā
āOh yeah, definitely mom! But if youāre worried about the younger girls there, maybe you should make sure you get noticed by the guys. How about pulling up your dress a bit so they get a good look at you?
āReally? You think I should hike up my dress a bit?ā
āSure mom. Just a little to show that sweet ass of yoursā
āOh yeah mom!, thatās perfect! Uh, mom, are you wearing any panties?ā
*gasp* āYoung man! What kind of question is that to ask your own mother? For your information, I am. Your mother is not some kind of slut to go out clubbing without any underwear on!ā
āSorry mom. I just couldnāt make out if you were.ā
āWell I am, see? Itās a g-string because I hear thatās what the young guys like these days.ā
āOh wow, mom, those are nice! But guys like it even better when women have nothing on underneath. Maybe youād like to try going without them?ā
āWhat? You really think your mom should go out clubbing without any panties on?ā
āJust saying itāll make things easier for they guys when theyāre grinding up against you on the dance floor..ā
āMaybe youāre right. Okay, off they go!ā
āThere. Is that better?ā
āOh, yeah, definitely! You donāt mind if I hang onto them for a while, do you?ā
āI suppose itās okay. You probably want to jerk off in them donāt you? Just make sure you put them in the laundry hamper once youāre done. And just because itās your momās night out, doesnāt mean you can stay up late - youāve got school tomorrow!ā
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